Super duper lightning round GO
It was great. The heck happened to Shyamalan after this? 8/10
Also great. The pacing and set design is fantastic, but there were moments when the alien was on-screen that haven't aged super well. The shots focused on specific parts of its body look great, but all the scenes where it's just a guy in a suit don't look very good. Still an 8/10.
Laughably bad. Despite being a movie shot in 3D, the shots, and characters, are all flat as hell. Any attempt to actually utilize the 3D just looks awful. Hard to recommend as a so-bad-it's-good movie either due to its sluggish pacing, too. Stay away. 3/10.
First time watching it, underrated as hell. It's tightly-written and wonderfully performed. The actors all play off each other really well, every small detail in the script has a great payoff, and the special effects are pretty top-notch for the time. Great movie. 8/10.
At first I thought it wasn't as bad as Jaws 3D. The actors are working with a bad script, but their interactions almost come off as likable, but the moment the shark plot kicks in it's all downhill. An entire paragraph's-worth of questions could be written about the fact that a shark not only understands the concept of revenge but is also able to follow a family for hundreds of miles on pure instinct alone, but there are moments and character motivations that make zero sense. Why the hell would Ellen Brody want to take a vacation to the Bahamas, a place surrounded by water, when she's obsessed about making sure her family doesn't go near the water? Why does she have flashbacks to scenes from the first film she wasn't even present for? Why does she go out to fight the shark with no weapons? Why does the shark violently explode when it comes into contact with the pole of a boat??? The final twenty-five minutes of this movie are truly a sight to behold, as what little logic there is is thrown out the window and it turns into pure schlock. If you're planning on watching the movie, skip to the final act, because the hour preceding it is a chore. By far one of the most baffling sequels ever made. 2/10.
…5/10. Was fun, I guess.
A delightfully weird slasher movie. The odd acting, dialogue, and other bizarre discrepancies actually add to the almost dreamlike experience this movie provides. Nobody acts like a real person, the music sometimes blares over the dialogue to the point of it being unrecognizable, the editing holds on certain things to the point of getting uncomfortable, the makeup and gore effects are pretty good, and the ending… the less said about it the better. It's not a movie for everyone, so I'm hesitating to recommend it. Give it a watch if you're genuinely curious, but go in expecting some really weird content. 6/10