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Any Suggestions?

Have the show cancelled. The problem will fix itself after that.

Stage a massively crippling sitewide depression, enough to make the userbase extremely desperate. Make sure that, for whatever reason, bronies are not hit as hard as all the other members. Then, learn how to speak with massive amounts of charisma and persuasion, and convince yourself and the non-brony folk of a conspiracy in which they are the ultimate cause of all KYM's woes. With everyone blinded by their desire to return to the glory days, they should agree to make you supreme leader. Now, you can stockpile your manpower and resources and get to work.
But you better not waste any time.

Lock the MLP Gallery.

Have 4chin raid the MLP gallery/thread.

I thought they were all dead already.

Im pretty sure,like most tv-shows fandoms, when the show gets either cancelled or rebooted bronies WON'T disapear but more like go "hiatus" mode until a new show come out to bitch about it or love it.

i thot bronys were dieing

Send in these guys:

They are already dead inside

are bronys dieing

mfw brones

>exterminate brones from kym

The worst ones were already taken care of

Make a containment website called Know Your Pones

lol 5 more years

Oh. I've heard of that one. It's full of cancer.

use the right bait

"When at first you don't succeed, excessive force is usually the answer."

not possible, they are a cancer that has been fully interwoven into the DNA of the internet, not even the strongest of chemo can stop them.

hei u cheeki shit it wurkd 4 me

u litl shit

We could shoot them with a fat man.

If you guys hate bronies so much, why do you keep making threads about them?

They are already dead, you're just imagining things.

I've got a pretty good idea. You all saw this right?:

And how it resulted in this:

So I introduce this:

Now we just sit back and watch the fandom collapse into a singularity

Simple. Effective

Are we still talking about our hate of brownies?

Jeez, what's wrong with them? They're delicious.

Obviously, you ban each and every user that posts anything related to ponies. That'll fix the problem.

I say we let them go.

fuck it, i went nearly 3 years w/o a downvote, its time.

We send in Ultimate Super-Ogre-Hyperdrive Shrek.

Wow you either brought all on here on purpose so we can just terminate all their lives at once or you have caused the second worst thread outside the Autism Pony General.

But seriously go the fuck back horsefucker forums or whatever if you post ponies outside Pony General XXVII: Autism Boogaloo/MLP Entry page.

@Spider

Too much for you to handle?

>taking riff raff seriously

welp, shit, didn't see it was in riff raff. i feel like an idiot. in apology for my stupidity i'll leave this thread and NEVER RETURN!

No. Stay a while. I just made roofiecoladas. Try one.

This shit wouldn't have happened if Germany won

I blame the Jews

WTF is this

↑ There's an idea. Let's get Hitler to be the next guest voice actor. ↑

Aryanne thread?
Aryanne thread.

[Emerson Grey is not allowed to answer this question because he is indifferent to anything pony related and respects their wishes, albeit their annoyances.]

well, i am a bit parched.

Destroy their monitors and phones.

That's more like it.
let me put on some mood music….

There that's better.
Here's your drink.

Now lay back, relax and enjoy.

SEND IN THE SPEHSS MEHREENS