It's been 39 hours of being idle and we think he drowned.
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Petition To Get Derpyvaz Out Of The Shower
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Oct 26, 2014 at 09:46PM EDT.
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Oct 25, 2014 at 03:50PM EDT
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DerpyVaz is pretty much a living prune by now
Edit:
At this point we are all genuinely concerned about Derpy.
Last edited Oct 25, 2014 at 03:59PM EDT
And nothing of value was lost!
MLP addicted adult male found dead in the shower while masturbating.
Roarshack wrote:
And nothing of value was lost!
wow rude
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Muffinlicious wrote:
DerpyVaz is pretty much a living prune by now
Edit:
At this point we are all genuinely concerned about Derpy.
wow steal my fucking post one more time see what happens
I'm taking a guess here on what has happened to Derpy so far.
Last edited Oct 25, 2014 at 04:01PM EDT
James Blunt wrote:
MLP addicted adult male found dead in the shower while masturbating.
Last edited Oct 25, 2014 at 03:59PM EDT
Bodily cells expanded and exploded because they weren't salty enough.
Last edited Oct 25, 2014 at 04:40PM EDT
derpy has been in the shower this whole time, it's just he's finally come out about it
Found another news article. Derpy died confirmed. RIP:
It has now been 50 hours since he went into the death chamber called his shower.
Inb4 /kick or [Timed Out]
Wait who?
After 2 days of showering, He's dead.
rip
UPDATE: DerpyVaz is back from the shower, miraculously not dead. He is the first human to survive 68 hours in contact with hot water.
Last edited Oct 26, 2014 at 07:52PM EDT
ⓘ Derp[shower] is now known as DerpyVaz
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
Derpyvaz has officially changed his name to Jabba the Hut after his shower.
He's free.
I saw Vaz driving a black van near my house. Apparently, he wasn't taking a shower.
Last edited Oct 26, 2014 at 08:13PM EDT
Note to self: Don't bathe.
Inb4 Blubber suspension for wasting too much water.