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This is my first review in a new genre of game review I’m calling an “Egocraptor Review” mimicking Egoraptors mockery of another reviewer in the “Mickey Mousecapade” video.

Make your own Egocraptor Review. :D Here’s mine.
Skyrim is a game about playing as the dragon-born, but you aren’t even a dragon, gosh game designers stick to the script. Did his mom have sex with a dragon to make him the dragon-born? Beastiality is a sin guys, come on. Now instead of befriending the dragons you just go around killing all but one or two of them, but you can still kill those anyway. Sounds to me like he’s the dragon-unborn because he kills all the dragons. The graphics for this game aren’t even that good, looks like a dumpy butt smeared a caramel ass sauce all over the textures. And look at all the glitches, what were they running the game on: a rusty toaster? And why does he shout at all the dragons who are just minding their own business burning people. He needs some anger management lessons on how to speak nicely. Maybe the big final boss wants him dead because the dragon-unborn keeps shouting at all his friends; who can blame him? Also there’s this girl named Lydia who does nothing but get hit by enemies and hold all your stuff for you. Glad they figured out what she’s really good for, besides making sandwiches. Plus they give you this funky bumblefucking dick train of garbage you have to carry around of useless potions and items and armor and weapons and basically this whole system reminds me of those dick wafer ass crisps I was eating off a dragon’s butthole. And I gotta say again that there shouldn’t be any glitches in a Bethesda game, it’s like they weren’t even trying. Next time try to make a good game guys, instead of fishing pixels out of your greasy anus dumplings and spreading them across a bunch of dumb dragon dildos shoved inside my console.

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You can make shitposts to a board called Riff Raff, and people like you for it. What ass-backwards site is this: 4chan?

So there are these mods on KYM but they don't even do anything. This mod system is a bunch of sloppy gonorrhea bunny farts covered in horse semen. What is this: United States politics?

Memes are so dumb they don't even do anything but have a dumb word put on a dumber picture. They're a bunch of floppy penis warts caked with bloody semen. Who even posts memes: communists?

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What is this, an army of red hexagons. Sounds like someone's racist against circles. I don't want bigotry in my thread.

I made a shitposting thread on a shitposting board, but people don't like the shitposts because they're too shitty. Sounds like you guys need some electric therapy. Jeez KnowYourMeme, what's your malfunction. What a bundle of furry booger zits glazed in sheep shit.

When you insult and mock someone in IRC it's just shitposting and nobody cares, but if people don't like you then you get punished for it. IRC, more like Incredibly Racist Communists. Geez mods, what kind of social system did you set up: satanism?

So the mods keep locking my Egocraptor thread, but it's the best thread in all of Riff Raff. All the other riff raff threads are a bunch of drippy ass boogers scattered on a mutilated butthole. Come on mods, don't you have any taste. Get with the times.

Kindergarten Cop references? What is this a 2000s bad reference thread. Sounds like you need to watch better movies like Garfield Tale of 2 Kitties. What a bunch of vaginal tumors filled with bloody tentacles. Come on KYM, this is a classy modern thread.

Posting a 60s song about stopping? Sounds like they're trying to stop everyone from stopping this amazing thread. I guess they don't have good taste in entertainment. Geez users, can't you post real egocraptor reviews? It's like you aren't even trying. What a bunch of bloody sponges filled with chunky mucus balls dropped in a fat guy's neckbeard.

Posting stock photos of stop designs. Come on guys try harder, that isn't even a good image. Plus that girl's so young she'd never be working that job. What an unrealistic sloshing slushie of organs dumped inside a dead cat's rectum.