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Previously only an entry in the KYM Survivor Challenge, the Muffinlicious x Patrician Trainer fanfiction series has grown a cult status in certain subsections of the KYM community. Now, as an extra special Christmas gift from the writer of the series, Roarshack, the entire trilogy has been made available to read for free.

Read to see if you appear in the story! Complain after noticing you do not appear in the story! Post your favorite lines! Post your least favorite lines!

Part 1 – The Shape of You
Part 2 – To Pimp a FUCK OFF NEON
Part 3 – Stupid Bitch! How I Learned to Love the Second Amendment

But most importantly, enjoy yourself, and have a wonderful holiday season : )

Thanks, man! I'll use my Mormon powers to summon JPEGMAFIA this holiday season!

50 Shades of That's So Gay~

instant cum

this is what they do, they sodomize in the back lines while the rest of us suffer

"No… NO! I said I wanted GOOD music!" said Roarshack tossing another The Smiths CD out of the container.

its actually heartbreaking that my only appearance on the fanfic was to shade my ass bc im not known for anything else but making music, rather have not appeared at all.

"What's the matter white boy,"Patrician said in a sly, sensual voice "Hungry?" Muffin gulped and loosened the collar to his 5000$ Yeezy first edition sweater. "I-I have to go record a Minecraft video for my gaming channel" he stuttered out, "We c-can't do that right now." He turned away half-heartedly, shifting his vision from his lover's crotch to his gleaming eyes. Muffin bit his lip, shaking his wide child bearing hips as he walked to the soundproof let's play room he had installed a month ago.

anyone here listen to rucka rucka ali

I’ll gladly push for this to have a Pulitzer Prize.