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Hi. My name is Zino and I like to party.

Age: Eternal
Sex: Mass of tentacles in a suit of Mandalorian Armor
Occupation: Geologist
Kinks: Tomboys, Yuri, Monster Girls, Tsunderes, Hand Holding/Post-sex cuddles , Gentle Femdom
Favorite Food: Pizza
Looking For: QT GF who knows how to have fun and can have my back in a battle.

Might as well put myself out there.

Howdy-doodly-doo! My name's Talkie, Talkie Toaster! Would you like some toast?

Age: Legal
Sex: Novelty Toaster
Occupation: New Model Army
Kinks: Twinks, BBW, monstergirls (preferably more monster than girl), muscle girls, robots, casual snu-snu, post-arson makeout sessions
Favorite Food: Honey BBQ Wings
Looking For: someone to run a power class and deal with those pesky enemy team mates while I get a dispenser set up. Gender is irrelevant. Must have an appreciation for 80s synth pop being played through a tinny Source 1 voice codec.

Ooh! This looks like fun!

Greetings, my inferiors! I am Kommando_Kaijin! I will… do something… I think…

Kommando, you fucking cretin retard. You were supposed to have a drawing of your OC avatar ready, you absolute lazy-ass piece of shit!

Age: Old enough to hate this shit, Young enough to do it.
Sex: Yes, please…
Occupation: Slack-ass "artist" that can't stop slumming around a fucking meme website for two goddamned minutes, you fucking retard! GET TOO WORK!!!
Kinks: Handholding, Feeling genuine affection and compassion for my gf, marriage, starting a family, responsible parenting, staying with my wife through thick and thin, preparing our children for a successful life, helping my adult children get started with their own families, growing old with my wife.
Favorite food: Chicken.
Looking For: A politically similar woman near my age that shares my hobbies and interests and is also willing to dual-wield Ares Shrike 5.56mm Squad Automatic Weapons against my mortal enemies: Great-Red North American Tree-Gophers.

All applicants must be able to operate a standard household Electric Light Switch.

Hello my name is [REDACTED]
Age: 337

Sex:Ỳ̷̨̛̩̳̺̰̂́̊͐̈́̀o̵̧̢̢̱̗̠̰̙̦̍̃̎͌̃͋ͅų̷͔͇͉͔̯̍͆̈͜ ̶̛͉͕̺͚̍̊̑̑͐͝͝d̷̢̫͉̩̳̖̖̘͙̣̑̃́̂̃̎̉̀́͛̌̚̕o̴͎̺͐̀̂͑̂n̶̥̖͛͐̍`̶̼̓̂̓͆̿̕ṫ̴͚̜͌̈́̈́̈́͋̍͌ ̷̠͌̄̄̀̾͜͝w̴̢̥̫̮̟̟̮̯̟̏̔̂̔͐̈́͒͊͝a̷̹̘̘̣̒̃̉̋̾͆̚n̶̬̘̥̫̣̅̀̓̐͌̈́̐̕̕̕t̷̻͇͉̗͇͕͚̹̊̈͋̓̅̈́̓́̑̀͋̔͝ͅ ̵̖͔͇̅̓͌̄͋̿͌͊̃̽ẗ̷̹̗͖͇̟̝̥̩̭̜̫̥́̔̑́͛́̏̾ǫ̶̧̗̝͈̜̰͇̼̫͋̎̋̋̄͐͐̏͆͊͠͝͝͠͝ ̷̧̧͉̱̘͚̤̫̥̮̟̈́͋̈͜k̵̡̢̖͔̮̺͉̻͕̠͈͚̲̊͆̎̓͜n̶̡̢̟̰͓̺̖̤̺͎̝̲̊͛̍̀ơ̷̢̨̜̲̲͇̳̤̝͔̪͚̯̊̄̊͊̐̏̚͠w̴̡͖͇͓̬̪̞̻̺̒̈́͜ͅ

Occupation: Sneedposter
Kinks: Feral Anal vore
Favorite Food: Borger
Looking for: Someone who teaches me to cope with the pain from the void and someone who has a thick dick

Hello all. My name was Master Pain, but you shall now refer to me as "Betty"

Age: idk but I'm balding
Sex: M
Occupation: Martial artist
Kinks: Chains, big butts, princesses
Favorite Food: Taco bell, taco bell, product placement from taco bell~
Looking For: Baby who got back

Will you be my CHOSEN OOOOOOOOOOONE?

Occupation: MLP fart porn maker
Kinks: MLP fart porn

Hey guys,

My name is Jenna, and I'm asking every single one of you to help me. My boyfriend is this skinny, greasy-haired guido who spends every second of his day looking at his stupid ass hair. He is everything bad with today's youth. Honestly, do all men brag about having fucked their "bitches" last night? I mean, I guess it's because of peer pressure and trying to be accepted, but he takes it to a whole new level. This is even worse than drinking beer all day and listening to Heavy Metal.

Don't ignore me. Please, help me. I'm pretty much desperate. I was a regular at the literature club, and vice-president of the science club. I also had a thing for classical music? I used to get straight A's, that is, before I met him (He just made me blow him; Shit was SO gross). He's a faggot, and I want to kill him. Please help me!

Pic Related: It's me.