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The fact that Medic is siding with the new mercs is bothering me. Please Valve, don't kill Medic, or any merc for that matter. And if you do, bring them back.

Don't worry the Medic is not so schtupid! He knows when he need to change team. I would be curious about Engie. They said he went back to Beecave, Texas, which is relatively close to Teufort, New Mexico. But they didn't go there, why?. And oh yeah, I hope the Sniper don't shoot down Miss Pauling, 'coz if you look at the last page you can see the Sniper's sniper rifle's reticle.

Hey guys look at this.

It's quit cool and it will be one of the new taunts get in the game soon. (Or already in there, I dunno, my TF2 refreshed but I don't checked it yet and the wiki says nothing about it.)

Of course! We all know medic will realize the error of his ways and fight by his friends!

I honestly really hope he rejoins them out of a sense of them being his friends, not because he realizes that they're going to win; engie too for that matter as well as sniper.

I see the TF2 merc gang as true companions and best friends for life. Anyone else?

Well Sniper is now snipin' Miss Pauling, you can see that if you look at the last page. 'Bout Engie. We know nothing about him yet, but I wouldn't be surprised if we would see him on the front page of a newspaper similiar to how they found the Spy and Scout at the end of the Ring of fired.

Looks like there's a new update coming soon!
You know what that means… NOTHING BUT HATS!
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Wait, hang on a second… they're actually going to be adding some weapons in this update?

Hooray! As cool as it was for them to take some time to dust off the already existing weapons, it's nice to finally see some more being added. I mean, anyone whose seen the community workshop knows just how many sexy weapon designs there are waiting to be shipped. And the parachute thing looks like fun. Looking forward to it.

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N-new weapons? I-I don't know what should I say.

i have seen some pretty good community weapons out there, most of them just re-skins but amazing nonetheless, i wouldn't be surprised at all if 90% of the new weapons are community made with their own settings

New weapons? New weapons?

Holy hell, Mr. Miyamoto.

This looks cool, but is this confirmed or is it just speculation at this point.

Also i could see a influx of people playing engi just to use this taunt on people they kill.

None, it's official

Alright thanks.

2pro

How do y'all like the re balancing of the Eureka Effect and the visual changes in today's patch?

I'm still waiting to the Valve's announcement about spy-cicle's abilities (mostly the one about the character will stop shouting fire when equiped the spy-cicle).

Looked at thread.

That's reminds me, gonna play some TF2 soon. I've neglected it for more than a week now….

must…get…drops!

aaaand have fun :)

Also, new weapons?

Hey guys! Does any of you noticed breads poping out of teleports? 'Coz bread runs deep in the TF2 history.

Guise.
New (bread) weapons?

Why does the Demoman just get plain ol' bread? Everyone else gets something to represent them, but the Demo just gets some generic-looking piece of carbohydrates.

No, the Demo has the Cinnamon bread, the Engie has the plain.

Who gets which bread? I'm confused.

Well. While the breads appears randomly (but it seems to show some traits of rate spawning, e.g. from 1000 times 33 breads), they are not class related, for example: I went through my teleporters with the Engie and I got 2 plain breads and one baguette. But after their look like we can pairing them with the mercs like this way: The pretzel belongs to the Scout, 'coz Scout lives in Boston and that's the place were lot of pretzel are made and sold (while also could be paired with Medic 'coz Germany is the place where the pretzel originated). The plain one with the Engineer 'coz Texas is a place where the most of these are made. The Baguette, obvious, with the Spy 'coz both of them are French. The Borodinsky bread (the black one), well this is a well known Russian bread, well I don't with who I could pair it. Okay I just kidding, Heavy. The slice of bread ration, which organisation using food rations? That's right, the military, you can guess this out. Now the cinnamon bread, the problem(?) is it could be paired with Demo 'coz both of them are black (that's racist!) but also with Scout 'coz this one is an another from Boston with love. Crumpet, this is the one could be paired with Demo in my opinion 'coz this is a Scottish food. Cornbread, now here starts the real confusion, the cornbread is a well known bread type from the Native americans, but thanks to the colonisers, it's spread to Europe, however later when the US was created (or call it founded) this bread type get all along of the Southern areas, yup Texas! But also it could spread to Australia by the Brittish, so Sniper is Engineer or vice-verse, eh? So now I successfully confused you and me so here a pairing list from the official TF2 wiki's talk page of the Bread:
Scout: Cinnamon
Engineer: Cornbread? (That was there officaly, I mean the "?".)
Demoman: Crumpet
Medic: Pretzel
Pyro: Burnt side bread (I didn't talked about this 'coz I thought it's obvious.)
Heavy: Borodinsky bread
Sniper: plain bread (I just don't know)
Spy: Baguette
Soldier: Bread ration.
I hope I could help you and sorry if I confused you even more.

I am now throughly interested.

Weird that something so simple could build up so much hype.

Yeah, I still can't understand it. Bread. Why bread? I mean there will be new weapons and new taunts added to the game, a new map about a Moonbase will come soon and everyone is fuckin' hyped for the breads. Wat.

You know, I imagine Sniper is the brown bread with the sugar on it because it looks like the bread they give you at Outback restaurants.

Those are not sugar. Those are seeds. And that's the Borodinsky bread.

It's because it's mysterious. :3

Drives up the imagination.

The suspense is killing me!
What do you think this is?

WE FINALLY GET NEW WEAPONS!
YAY! :3

Tick tack, tick tack

Countdown to Half-Life 3's release, of course.

Keep dreaming Caramel. I can't wait! Tonight is no sleep! YAY! Wait…….

Half Life 2 source 2 remastered edition in HD confirmed.

If you would posted this twice, I would say accident. But three times?
EDIT: Damn I late. Umm so how are you guys?

One of those buttons has to be clickable to reveal some secret, right? Don't they pretty much always do that?

I am in awe.

How is valve able to generate so much hype with nothing but some bread, a timer, and some new weapons?

Well whatever the reason I'm staying to find out!

Less that thirty minutes left!

OH FUCK. IT BEGINS, BOYS AND GIRLS.

2 minutes hype!

Now presenting: Love and War.

SEDUCE ME!

THIS…WAS…AMAZING!

Seriously! Bread monsters! Dancing! New weps! This update is going to be incredible!

Loved the video, really was awesome. I love how valve is able to bring so much character, drama, and humor into TF2.

Well that was amusing… and makes me not want to eat any bread for a while.

This was worth the wait.

[Spy/Scout and Scout/Pauling shipping intensifies]

"I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT TELEPORT BREAD FOR THREE DAYS."

(….Was that 3 intentional?)

That was amazing.
Also, at 12:25, did the soldier's voice just change randomly to Grunkle Stan or something?

Soldier was the best part of the Expiration Date video, I lost it at everything he said

"THIS, is a bucket."

"Dear God…"

"There's more."

"NO…"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"So we're fine, as long as no one teleports anymore bread."

"Question…"

"What's your question Soldier?"

"I teleported bread" 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

as soldier gets pulled by the bread monster

"HAHAHAHA! I TELEPORTED BREAAAD!"

And afterall guys. A week ago, I came up with a theory about the next (current) update. And 99% of them are got true! Banzai!!!!!!!

EDIT: Now, I will be off for few days, guys, it will be a pain in ass to the wiki contributors checkin' out everything to keep up the site as fresh as possible. Damn.

Soldier's original VA has throat cancer and can't do yelling lines anymore. Really sad because you can hear the strain in his voice throughout the whole video. Nolan North did the one yelling line ("I teleported bread!")

Engineer's original VA has retired and more or less lost his ability to do the original Engineer voice. Nolan North did all of Engineer's lines.

Heavy / Demo's VA has pancreatic cancer and can't do the original voices very well either. Will probably be replaced by Nolan North.

Sniper's VA still voice acts but wasn't available due to scheduling. Worst case scenario they replace him with Nolan North in a pinch.

It's sad that the game is pretty much outliving its VAs. One day the entire cast will be voiced by Nolan North and Nathan Vetterlein.

>tfw you will never have qt gf who likes fried chicken as much as you