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According to My Calculations… refers to a snowclone and exploitable popular on Twitter in which people write "according to my calculations…" then create an ASCII Art calculator with a point or opinion on the "screen." The snowclone has also been used with symbols to make what looks like a math problem, with a similar point or opinion in the answer section.

Origin

The snowclone started appearing on Twitter in the summer of 2016. One of the earliest tweets using it appeared on July 21st, 2016, posted by @AidanCC[1] and gaining over 200 retweets and 300 likes (shown below).

aidan cc @AidanCC Follow ) ﹀ According to my calculations ur maws ur da | 4 5 16 + 8:55 PM-21 Jul 2016

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Over the following four years, the snowclone appeared both with the ASCII calculator and with a series of symbols that made what appeared to be a complicated math problem. Of the latter, popular tweets include one by @RiceGum,[2] which gained over 4,900 retweets and 24,000 likes (shown below, left). User @rtkink[3] gained over 1,000 retweets and 1,200 likes with their darker tweet (shown below, right).

RiceGum @RiceGum Follow ) ﹀ according to my calculations: x1 ,2 =-- 2a All my followers are LIT 9:10 PM 14 Oct 2016
rt your kink @rtyourkink Follow according to my calculations: A b2- 4 a c X1,2 2a i want to kill myself 9:17 AM-7 Oct 2016

The calculator version of the snowclone endured for longer, and was covered by Mashable in April of 2019.[4] Popular examples from that month include an April 7th, 2019 tweet by @GrossmanMax[5] that gained over 340 retweets and 3,400 likes (shown below, left). Twitter user @13alltooswiftie[6] gained over 490 retweets and 1,800 likes (shown below, right).

Max Grossman @GrossmanMax Follow According to my calculations... | Adults who| | are obsessed | with Disney arel | psychopaths 4 15 16 + 9:36 PM - 7 Apr 2019
izzy @13alltooswiftie Follow according to my calculations.. | taylor swift | | didn't deserve | any of the hate she's ever gotten 4 5 16 + 1:23 AM -6 Apr 2019

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Andrew Hurst @AFricknFilipino Follow according to my calculations.. | I'm going l | to miss my I |college friends |in the summer | 11:04 AM - 6 Apr 2019
eden @edexn Follow) according to my calculations i am | a f------ | clown 3:15 PM - 6 Apr 2019
satan fan accou @turbothot according to my calculations, im not alive | 4 5 16 + 7:49 PM -24 Jul 2016
Smallie Biggs @notwillystroker Follow according to my calculations, headass 2:07 AM-27 Jul 2016
satan @MARVELOLOGY according to my calculations: Captain I | Marvel isI THAT bitch| 4156 ] +
@julesciano according to my calculation:s | you deserve | | endless| love 9:34 PM-6 Jul 2018

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Updated Apr 11, 2019 at 07:15AM EDT by Y F.

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About

According to My Calculations… refers to a snowclone and exploitable popular on Twitter in which people write "according to my calculations…" then create an ASCII Art calculator with a point or opinion on the "screen." The snowclone has also been used with symbols to make what looks like a math problem, with a similar point or opinion in the answer section.

Origin

The snowclone started appearing on Twitter in the summer of 2016. One of the earliest tweets using it appeared on July 21st, 2016, posted by @AidanCC[1] and gaining over 200 retweets and 300 likes (shown below).


aidan cc @AidanCC Follow ) ﹀ According to my calculations ur maws ur da | 4 5 16 + 8:55 PM-21 Jul 2016

Spread

Over the following four years, the snowclone appeared both with the ASCII calculator and with a series of symbols that made what appeared to be a complicated math problem. Of the latter, popular tweets include one by @RiceGum,[2] which gained over 4,900 retweets and 24,000 likes (shown below, left). User @rtkink[3] gained over 1,000 retweets and 1,200 likes with their darker tweet (shown below, right).


RiceGum @RiceGum Follow ) ﹀ according to my calculations: x1 ,2 =-- 2a All my followers are LIT 9:10 PM 14 Oct 2016 rt your kink @rtyourkink Follow according to my calculations: A b2- 4 a c X1,2 2a i want to kill myself 9:17 AM-7 Oct 2016

The calculator version of the snowclone endured for longer, and was covered by Mashable in April of 2019.[4] Popular examples from that month include an April 7th, 2019 tweet by @GrossmanMax[5] that gained over 340 retweets and 3,400 likes (shown below, left). Twitter user @13alltooswiftie[6] gained over 490 retweets and 1,800 likes (shown below, right).


Max Grossman @GrossmanMax Follow According to my calculations... | Adults who| | are obsessed | with Disney arel | psychopaths 4 15 16 + 9:36 PM - 7 Apr 2019 izzy @13alltooswiftie Follow according to my calculations.. | taylor swift | | didn't deserve | any of the hate she's ever gotten 4 5 16 + 1:23 AM -6 Apr 2019

Various Examples


Andrew Hurst @AFricknFilipino Follow according to my calculations.. | I'm going l | to miss my I |college friends |in the summer | 11:04 AM - 6 Apr 2019 eden @edexn Follow) according to my calculations i am | a f------ | clown 3:15 PM - 6 Apr 2019 satan fan accou @turbothot according to my calculations, im not alive | 4 5 16 + 7:49 PM -24 Jul 2016 Smallie Biggs @notwillystroker Follow according to my calculations, headass 2:07 AM-27 Jul 2016 satan @MARVELOLOGY according to my calculations: Captain I | Marvel isI THAT bitch| 4156 ] + @julesciano according to my calculation:s | you deserve | | endless| love 9:34 PM-6 Jul 2018

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