Alison Gold's "Chinese Food"
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About
Alison Gold’s “Chinese Food” is a 2013 pop song tribute to the Chinese American cuisine produced by LA-based singer and songwriter Patrice Wilson, who has produced other cringe-pop singles like Rebecca Black's "Friday" and Nicole Westbrook's "Thanksgiving".
Origin
On October 14th, 2013, YouTuber patomuzic uploaded the music video for the song "Chinese Food" (shown below), in which a teenage girl sings about her appreciation for the Asian cuisine while eating at a restaurant and frolicking with a man in a panda suit. In the first 48 hours, the video received more than 5.33 million views, 64,000 down votes and 41,000 comments.
Spread
On the same day, Redditor test0 submitted the video to the /r/crappymusic[1] subreddit, where it gained over 170 up votes and 70 comments in the next 48 hours. Meanwhile, the video was highlighted on several news and Internet humor sites, including BuzzFeed,[4] The Huffington Post,[5] E Online[3] and Death and Taxes Mag.[2] Also on October 14th, 2013, the @AlisonGoldmusic Twitter account was launched and YouTuber Jay Fluent uploaded a review of the music video (shown below, left). On October 15th, The Daily Beast[7] published an article criticizing the song's lyrics for being racially insensitive. The same day, YouTuber BrocksDubs posted a dubbed parody version of the video (shown below, right).
Also on October 15th, YouTuber David So uploaded a video accusing Wilson of being perverted (shown below, left) and YouTuber FungBrosComedy posted a video defending Wilson for being a troll (shown below, right).
In the coming days, several remixes of the song were uploaded to the music-sharing site Soundcloud.[6]
Search Interest
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External References
[1] Reddit – Allison Gold – Chinese Food
[2] Death and Taxes Mag – Alison Golds Chinese Food
[3] E Online – The People Who Made Rebecca Blacks Friday Release New Song
[4] BuzzFeed – The Guy Who Did Rebecca Blacks Friday
[5] The Huffington Post – Alison Golds Chinese Food is From the Guy Who Gave Us Rebecca Blacks Friday
[6] Soundcloud – Alison Gold Chinese Food
[7] The Daily Beast – The Most Offensive Lyrics and WTF Moments From Chinese Food
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Comments ( 68 )
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Rustled [X]
THIS.
"in which a teenage girl sings about her appreciation for the Asian cuisine while eating at a restaurant and frolicking with a man in a panda suit"
Jimmie status:
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Why? Because it's obvious they did this shit on purpose. Patobear strikes again
>patobear
[cringing intensifies]
Please god no… not another entry about ARK…. nowadays… ARK's youtube videos have gotten popular, that we don't even need an entry for each fucking music video…
What the fuck is with the subtitles changing to every language available?
Also, all those guys' songs sound basically the same.
It would be funny if it wasn't so sad.
I'm not sure what I hate more, the fact that this shitty video exists or the fact that there's an entry about it here.
>patobear
[cringing intensifies]
I'll be back, just need to administrate about .5 calibers of lead to my head to forget all of this.
As a chinese, she needs to stop playing with her food.
Who the fuck left a 10 year old in charge of the cash register in a busy restaurant
I like how she's tapping on the damn thing like she's writing some kind of essay on a computer.
Whenever I have Chinese food delivered, the girl on the phone sounds like she's 12, maximum.
Inb4 Pedopanda Seal of Approval.
Patrice Wilson…
GODDAMMIT PATRICE WILSON, STOP HANGING OUT WITH LITTLE GIRLS
I was expecting "ching chong ling long ting tong" to be in the lyrics somewhere.
All I got was Patrice Wilson in a pedopanda suit.
Huh, I would have thought she'd have mentioned liking that purple drank and weed too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuZ2QZKYj7c
Any chance we could just put all these music videos as subsets of a proper Patrice Wilson entry? Then we could chuck em into a corner and never have to bother with them again…
Says the guy who posts the Fine Bros. I have a better Idea, how about don't put in on the site in the first place.
Dammit, it's not even real Chinese food! 98% of the "Chinese food" that this girl apparently loves is westernized versions of Chinese food. Fortune cookies? Really?
I like how she's tapping on the damn thing like she's writing some kind of essay on a computer.
Chinese food sucks when you have to eat it every day. Yes, even the real stuff gets boring.
It's terrible. It gives me headaches and makes me shit uncontrollably.
I disagree, coming from a true Chinese family, I enjoy homemade food everyday. Unless it is a bad day or I feel like gulfing down a burger, I really like Chinese food. Expections are expections, so not everyone enjoys it. (And I wouldn't eat take out any day)
That about sums up EVERYTHING.
Hopefully the Asian Community sues Patrice Wilson for racism. This is Day Above Ground's "Asian Girlz" all over again and just as offensive.
I don't think you can sue someone for being racist.
Yeah your right. Hey I can dream can't I?
Especially if it isn't even racism.
It kind of is. They wear kimonos at one point. Which is Japanese.
Being stupid isn't racism.
1.the belief that all members of each race possess characteristics or abilities specific to that race, esp. so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior to another race or races.
2.prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one's own race is superior.
There is no contempt, hate, or even moderate dislike present, therefore, neither is racism.
That would be like calling someone prejudiced or hateful for saying "cactuses" instead of "cacti."
And that was straight from Google, bro.
And that was straight from Google, bro.
Being stupid isn't racism.
1.the belief that all members of each race possess characteristics or abilities specific to that race, esp. so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior to another race or races.
2.prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one's own race is superior.
There is no contempt, hate, or even moderate dislike present, therefore, neither is racism.
That would be like calling someone prejudiced or hateful for saying "cactuses" instead of "cacti."
And that was straight from Google, bro.
And that was straight from Google, bro.
It kind of is. They wear kimonos at one point. Which is Japanese.
Being stupid isn't racism.
1.the belief that all members of each race possess characteristics or abilities specific to that race, esp. so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior to another race or races.
2.prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one's own race is superior.
There is no contempt, hate, or even moderate dislike present, therefore, neither is racism.
That would be like calling someone prejudiced or hateful for saying "cactuses" instead of "cacti."
And that was straight from Google, bro.
And that was straight from Google, bro.
Being stupid isn't racism.
1.the belief that all members of each race possess characteristics or abilities specific to that race, esp. so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior to another race or races.
2.prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one's own race is superior.
There is no contempt, hate, or even moderate dislike present, therefore, neither is racism.
That would be like calling someone prejudiced or hateful for saying "cactuses" instead of "cacti."
And that was straight from Google, bro.
And that was straight from Google, bro.
Yeah your right. Hey I can dream can't I?
Especially if it isn't even racism.
It kind of is. They wear kimonos at one point. Which is Japanese.
Being stupid isn't racism.
1.the belief that all members of each race possess characteristics or abilities specific to that race, esp. so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior to another race or races.
2.prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one's own race is superior.
There is no contempt, hate, or even moderate dislike present, therefore, neither is racism.
That would be like calling someone prejudiced or hateful for saying "cactuses" instead of "cacti."
And that was straight from Google, bro.
And that was straight from Google, bro.
Being stupid isn't racism.
1.the belief that all members of each race possess characteristics or abilities specific to that race, esp. so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior to another race or races.
2.prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one's own race is superior.
There is no contempt, hate, or even moderate dislike present, therefore, neither is racism.
That would be like calling someone prejudiced or hateful for saying "cactuses" instead of "cacti."
And that was straight from Google, bro.
And that was straight from Google, bro.
It kind of is. They wear kimonos at one point. Which is Japanese.
Being stupid isn't racism.
1.the belief that all members of each race possess characteristics or abilities specific to that race, esp. so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior to another race or races.
2.prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one's own race is superior.
There is no contempt, hate, or even moderate dislike present, therefore, neither is racism.
That would be like calling someone prejudiced or hateful for saying "cactuses" instead of "cacti."
And that was straight from Google, bro.
And that was straight from Google, bro.
Being stupid isn't racism.
1.the belief that all members of each race possess characteristics or abilities specific to that race, esp. so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior to another race or races.
2.prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one's own race is superior.
There is no contempt, hate, or even moderate dislike present, therefore, neither is racism.
That would be like calling someone prejudiced or hateful for saying "cactuses" instead of "cacti."
And that was straight from Google, bro.
And that was straight from Google, bro.
Can't we just all agree that the American pop music industry is officially dead and move on with our lives?
"being dead implies that something once lived but was deprived of that ability."
Whenever I have Chinese food delivered, the girl on the phone sounds like she's 12, maximum.
At least everyone agrees that this song and the video are awful. Problem is, it looks like nobody can agree on WHY they're awful. Is there some larger/deeper/darker purpose behind it? Is this Patrice Wilson guy being ironic, or is there some sincerity in the disturbing imagery? Personally, I want to believe he's screwing with everyones heads & laughing his arse off.
In before the inevitable "React" video gets frontpaged!
OOoo! Is it that time again where Patrice Wilson ruins another innocent child's life?
I don't think you can sue someone for being racist.
Yeah your right. Hey I can dream can't I?
Especially if it isn't even racism.
It kind of is. They wear kimonos at one point. Which is Japanese.
Being stupid isn't racism.
1.the belief that all members of each race possess characteristics or abilities specific to that race, esp. so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior to another race or races.
2.prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one's own race is superior.
There is no contempt, hate, or even moderate dislike present, therefore, neither is racism.
That would be like calling someone prejudiced or hateful for saying "cactuses" instead of "cacti."
And that was straight from Google, bro.
And that was straight from Google, bro.
Being stupid isn't racism.
1.the belief that all members of each race possess characteristics or abilities specific to that race, esp. so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior to another race or races.
2.prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one's own race is superior.
There is no contempt, hate, or even moderate dislike present, therefore, neither is racism.
That would be like calling someone prejudiced or hateful for saying "cactuses" instead of "cacti."
And that was straight from Google, bro.
And that was straight from Google, bro.
It kind of is. They wear kimonos at one point. Which is Japanese.
Being stupid isn't racism.
1.the belief that all members of each race possess characteristics or abilities specific to that race, esp. so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior to another race or races.
2.prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one's own race is superior.
There is no contempt, hate, or even moderate dislike present, therefore, neither is racism.
That would be like calling someone prejudiced or hateful for saying "cactuses" instead of "cacti."
And that was straight from Google, bro.
And that was straight from Google, bro.
Being stupid isn't racism.
1.the belief that all members of each race possess characteristics or abilities specific to that race, esp. so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior to another race or races.
2.prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one's own race is superior.
There is no contempt, hate, or even moderate dislike present, therefore, neither is racism.
That would be like calling someone prejudiced or hateful for saying "cactuses" instead of "cacti."
And that was straight from Google, bro.
And that was straight from Google, bro.
It's terrible. It gives me headaches and makes me shit uncontrollably.
Yeah your right. Hey I can dream can't I?
Especially if it isn't even racism.
It kind of is. They wear kimonos at one point. Which is Japanese.
Being stupid isn't racism.
1.the belief that all members of each race possess characteristics or abilities specific to that race, esp. so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior to another race or races.
2.prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one's own race is superior.
There is no contempt, hate, or even moderate dislike present, therefore, neither is racism.
That would be like calling someone prejudiced or hateful for saying "cactuses" instead of "cacti."
And that was straight from Google, bro.
And that was straight from Google, bro.
Being stupid isn't racism.
1.the belief that all members of each race possess characteristics or abilities specific to that race, esp. so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior to another race or races.
2.prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one's own race is superior.
There is no contempt, hate, or even moderate dislike present, therefore, neither is racism.
That would be like calling someone prejudiced or hateful for saying "cactuses" instead of "cacti."
And that was straight from Google, bro.
And that was straight from Google, bro.
Does anyone find it a little wierd that a creepy looking wanna be rapper writes the lyrics to these songs and basically just puts random little girls names on it to "become famous" It sounds pretty similar to "hey, do you want to be a model. Here let me take pics of you for the company I work for."
As if the song wasn't bad enough, we have badly translated (i.e. Google Translated) subtitles in 23 languages. Not only do they keep "cuz", but the Danish translates to "its Chinese food" rather than "it is Chinese food."
Unbearable autotune song arising from the depths of Youtube to puncture our eardrums huh. It seems to me
We as a community really need to stop making people who create deliberately bad songs famous.
another heavily autotuned popstar wanabe on the internet?
Oh God, not another one..
<img src="http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/silence-ho.gif"
Oh look, another stupid music video that everyone seems to pay attention to.
ah fuck. sorry if i disliked you.
What is wrong with you Americans?
ah fuck. sorry if i disliked you.
You know…This Patrice Wilson guy is really starting to remind me of someone else…
I can never look at him the same way ever again!
F*ck it… I don't stand it enough to watch it entirely… you win this run, infamous-autotune-teenager-wannabe-pop-start-of-the-moment.
"being dead implies that something once lived but was deprived of that ability."
Black guy shows up…
[Rapping Commences]*
Says the guy who posts the Fine Bros. I have a better Idea, how about don't put in on the site in the first place.
why are those girl's parents letting them play with a black guy in a panda outfit.
I can never look at him the same way ever again!
It kind of is. They wear kimonos at one point. Which is Japanese.
Being stupid isn't racism.
1.the belief that all members of each race possess characteristics or abilities specific to that race, esp. so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior to another race or races.
2.prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one's own race is superior.
There is no contempt, hate, or even moderate dislike present, therefore, neither is racism.
That would be like calling someone prejudiced or hateful for saying "cactuses" instead of "cacti."
And that was straight from Google, bro.
And that was straight from Google, bro.
That about sums up EVERYTHING.
Being stupid isn't racism.
1.the belief that all members of each race possess characteristics or abilities specific to that race, esp. so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior to another race or races.
2.prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one's own race is superior.
There is no contempt, hate, or even moderate dislike present, therefore, neither is racism.
That would be like calling someone prejudiced or hateful for saying "cactuses" instead of "cacti."
And that was straight from Google, bro.
And that was straight from Google, bro.
Subliminal message
Subliminal message
I disagree, coming from a true Chinese family, I enjoy homemade food everyday. Unless it is a bad day or I feel like gulfing down a burger, I really like Chinese food. Expections are expections, so not everyone enjoys it. (And I wouldn't eat take out any day)
I dunno about you guys but this song makes me wanna get up and dance.
Now at number 29 on the Billboard Hot 100.
STOP UNDERAGED SINGING. IT MAKES EVERYONES' EYES BURN AND EARS BLEED.
Is there seriously gonna be an entry for every single shitsong Patrice Wilson shits out of his "Music Factory"? :P
Whatever,I just hope that moron quits this industry.
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