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That's one way to go

After weeks of practice, Telly hopes he can pogo high enough to hit the telephone wires, killing him instantly.
After weeks of practice, Telly hopes he can pogo high enough to hit the telephone wires, killing him instantly.

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Punishment for Kermit-ing too many sins.

God had cursed Kermit for his sin, dooming him to eternally hear nothing but the screams of the tortured souls of whom he had murdered
God had cursed Kermit for his sin, dooming him to eternally hear nothing but the screams of the tortured souls of whom he had murdered

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F

SESAHE STREET Ernie realizes he accidentally gave Bert cyanide pill instead of his medicine
SESAHE STREET Ernie realizes he accidentally gave Bert cyanide pill instead of his medicine

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Dr Grover

Dr. Grover explains to Doug that he must die, to make room for a healthy White race.
Dr. Grover explains to Doug that he must die, to make room for a healthy White race.

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Finish the job

Bert and Ernie sneak into the the children's hospital under the cover of darkness to help finish what Hitler started
Bert and Ernie sneak into the the children's hospital under the cover of darkness to help finish what Hitler started

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The odd couple

After the initial shock subsided from Bert coming out as identifying as a little girl and Ernie dressing up as a far right hate symbol, the two still agree that their friendship transcends politics
After the initial shock subsided from Bert coming out as identifying as a little girl and Ernie dressing up as a far right hate symbol, the two still agree that their friendship transcends politics

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The biggest faggot known to man

Elmo and Rico discover the biggest f----- known to man
Elmo and Rico discover the biggest f----- known to man

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fgfg

Ernie and Bert learn the consequences of injecting heroin directly into the eye
Ernie and Bert learn the consequences of injecting heroin directly into the eye

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Anne Frank's drum kit


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R.I.P Kermit

Gonzo uses his psychic powers to crush Kermit's brittle, amphibian body.
Gonzo uses his psychic powers to crush Kermit's brittle, amphibian body.

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Bacon

kermit is creaming with joy after he realizes how much bacon he can make
kermit is creaming with joy after he realizes how much bacon he can make

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He needs your phone to view all that rubber duckie porn

This person tried to unlock your phone.
This person tried to unlock your phone.

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M'Ernie

Bert introduces his anime-loving cousin: Neckbeart
Bert introduces his anime-loving cousin: Neckbeart

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My Hero AcaDOOMia

"Oh wow, Doomguy really showed that thing what's u- oh, what is- oh god he's- AHH WHY, HE- THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!"
"Oh wow, Doomguy really showed that thing what's u- oh, what is- oh god he's- AHH WHY, HE- THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!"

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Yes that is a fucking good idea

Yes that is a f------ good idea
Yes that is a f------ good idea

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Ernie on Acid

Bert is not amused when for the third time that night, Ernie, who is tripping on acid, wakes him up to watch their food dance
Bert is not amused when for the third time that night, Ernie, who is tripping on acid, wakes him up to watch their food dance

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Bert's Christmas wish

r) Ernie transcribes Bert's letter to Santa. However, this year Ernie has made a typo and Satan, Father of Evil, Bringer of Torment, has acquired the letter. As it is actually the only letter Satan has been sent in eight thousand and twelve years, Bert gains his wish. Jerry Springer and Dr. Phil fight to the death. With swords.
r) Ernie transcribes Bert's letter to Santa. However, this year Ernie has made a typo and Satan, Father of Evil, Bringer of Torment, has acquired the letter. As it is actually the only letter Satan has been sent in eight thousand and twelve years, Bert gains his wish. Jerry Springer and Dr. Phil fight to the death. With swords.

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Damn it, Dr. D

"Doof, I'm sorry...the condonm broke. Your daughter is pregnant."
"Doof, I'm sorry...the condonm broke. Your daughter is pregnant."

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"Cookie monster will return in Avengers 4"

Ah SESAME STREET Having no real superpowers or talents bevond his mental deficiencies, Cookie Monster realizes that he is only useful for being the team's diversity hire.
Ah SESAME STREET Having no real superpowers or talents bevond his mental deficiencies, Cookie Monster realizes that he is only useful for being the team's diversity hire.

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Wholesome

After following the treasure map for months, Bert finally found the X that marked the spot. Ernie was his treasure all along
After following the treasure map for months, Bert finally found the X that marked the spot. Ernie was his treasure all along

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