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After being sent to prison for committing an incel rage-induced mass shooting, Elmo is surprised at the amount of fan mail he received from his fangirls.

After being sent to prison for committing an incel rage-induced mass shooting, Elmo is surprised at the amount of fan mail he received from his fangirls.

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Bert and Ernie needed to get away from sesame street...

Ernie and Bert take in 2 victims and use them as body doubles so they can fake their deaths and move to a 3rd world country to start their human trafficking ring.

Ernie and Bert take in 2 victims and use them as body doubles so they can fake their deaths and move to a 3rd world country to start their human trafficking ring.

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What an great cause they are doing.

SESAME STREET As the group comes upon The Epic Games HQ they know they will get rid of fortnite and virgins for good

SESAME STREET As the group comes upon The Epic Games HQ they know they will get rid of fortnite and virgins for good

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Make Sesame Street Great Again.

ND PARKING Telly tells the illegal immigrants to f--- off

ND PARKING Telly tells the illegal immigrants to f--- off

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Close Encounters of the Bert Kind

New fetishes awaken in Ernie as he watches Bert get violently a----probed by grey aliens

New fetishes awaken in Ernie as he watches Bert get violently a----probed by grey aliens

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Want some cookie cookie monster?

SESAME STREET The Count decided to end his feud with Cookie Monster with a peace offering of "Cookie Monster" cookies. Little did Cookie know how literal Count was.

SESAME STREET The Count decided to end his feud with Cookie Monster with a peace offering of "Cookie Monster" cookies. Little did Cookie know how literal Count was.

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Want some pie Bert?

Bert began to wonder why Ernie was baking so much after their noisy neighbor went missing

Bert began to wonder why Ernie was baking so much after their noisy neighbor went missing

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Ernie does it again

22. Bert slowly begins to realize that Ernie replaced his headache pills with crack rocks

22. Bert slowly begins to realize that Ernie replaced his headache pills with crack rocks

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There aint enough room on PBS for you freaks

Kermit and his gang watch as the Teletubbies' home burns to the ground and those Tele-freaks scream in agony

Kermit and his gang watch as the Teletubbies' home burns to the ground and those Tele-freaks scream in agony

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Kermit Krapper

After inventing the "Kermit Krapper", Kermit asks Elmo to try it out. However, one fatal flaw was that the water sprayed OUT, causing Elmo to not only be covered in his own mess, but get launched 70 miles into the air.

After inventing the "Kermit Krapper", Kermit asks Elmo to try it out. However, one fatal flaw was that the water sprayed OUT, causing Elmo to not only be covered in his own mess, but get launched 70 miles into the air.

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Feeling gassy

GASSY After eating the world's largest cookie Cookie Monster gets diarrhea and starts taking massive s---- all over the street.

GASSY After eating the world's largest cookie Cookie Monster gets diarrhea and starts taking massive s---- all over the street.

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Loser

Ernie and Bert describe to Bort exactly what he will be in life. A loser.

Ernie and Bert describe to Bort exactly what he will be in life. A loser.

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You just know they do.

O.0 SESAME STREET OT org Live on tv, Bert mentions the biggest taboo: that black women prefer white men.

O.0 SESAME STREET OT org Live on tv, Bert mentions the biggest taboo: that black women prefer white men.

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There’s an impressive array of weapons to choose from

Grover crashes Mr. Johnson's Renaissance Faire performance to demonstrate how he would have killed his wife in the 16th century

Grover crashes Mr. Johnson's Renaissance Faire performance to demonstrate how he would have killed his wife in the 16th century

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Fake news

CNN's Anderson Cooper, in his native environment, spreading the false prophecy of the virtues of a--- sex.

CNN's Anderson Cooper, in his native environment, spreading the false prophecy of the virtues of a--- sex.

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Run, cookie moster, run

HIDE After hearing the FBI knock on his door, Cookie Monster realizes what to do with the evidence

HIDE After hearing the FBI knock on his door, Cookie Monster realizes what to do with the evidence

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