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One Crazy Night in Sesame Street

It's a cold Saturday morning. Elmo wakes up with a huge headache to the sound of a black man telling him to wake up. The man tells Elmo that he owes him thousands in damages, and to never speak to his girlfriend ever again. Elmo doesn't remember what happened the previous night. The only thing he remembers from that night is that he ate some candy that Grover gave to him. Everything else after that was just a blank.

It's a cold Saturday morning. Elmo wakes up with a huge headache to the sound of a black man telling him to wake up. The man tells Elmo that he owes him thousands in damages, and to never speak to his girlfriend ever again. Elmo doesn't remember what happened the previous night. The only thing he remembers from that night is that he ate some candy that Grover gave to him. Everything else after that was just a blank.

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Elmo's retarded child slave orgy

My Recording SESAME STREET This is the bathroom... oops! Excuse us! 7 Elmo accidentally shows Bert his retarded child slave o---. Bert is surprised. He had never seen something.., so amazing, so majestic, he really thinks of it as art.

My Recording SESAME STREET This is the bathroom... oops! Excuse us! 7 Elmo accidentally shows Bert his retarded child slave o---. Bert is surprised. He had never seen something.., so amazing, so majestic, he really thinks of it as art.

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Science is fun

NTR Ernie spends three hours each night in bed listing off the things Bert did in Vietnam to test his hypothesis that enough guilt can stop a man's heart

NTR Ernie spends three hours each night in bed listing off the things Bert did in Vietnam to test his hypothesis that enough guilt can stop a man's heart

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Ernie's sex party

Bert gets incredibly tired of all these sex o--- parties Ernie keeps hosting every night and how he always gets him to be more involved in them.

Bert gets incredibly tired of all these sex o--- parties Ernie keeps hosting every night and how he always gets him to be more involved in them.

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elmo's revenage

Elmo uses his ability to rip holes in spacetime in order to publicly shame Ernie for touching himself in the communal bathtub.

Elmo uses his ability to rip holes in spacetime in order to publicly shame Ernie for touching himself in the communal bathtub.

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Telly's big rant

UI the people at the public libary are getting really tired of Telly's daily 3 hour rant on how the n---- and the jew are ruining the white man's America

UI the people at the public libary are getting really tired of Telly's daily 3 hour rant on how the n---- and the jew are ruining the white man's America

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Pepperoni Time

Even Kermit is shocked when Miss Piggy starts cannibalizing her own people

Even Kermit is shocked when Miss Piggy starts cannibalizing her own people

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Good night

ty Telly is woken up by the domestic violence of his upstairs neighbours, Ernie and Bert. As the noise is suddenly silenced by a gunshot, he goes back to sleep, pleased that they found a way to settle their argument

ty Telly is woken up by the domestic violence of his upstairs neighbours, Ernie and Bert. As the noise is suddenly silenced by a gunshot, he goes back to sleep, pleased that they found a way to settle their argument

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nightmare fuel

Bert had almos t immediately felt regret when taking the lsd from the man in the public restroom

Bert had almos t immediately felt regret when taking the lsd from the man in the public restroom

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Time to lawyer up

Ernie eagerly waits for Bert to click the link he sent him, which will take him directly to the worst site on the dark web. The FBI should be arriving within minutes.

Ernie eagerly waits for Bert to click the link he sent him, which will take him directly to the worst site on the dark web. The FBI should be arriving within minutes.

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the puppy genocide (1917)

SESAME STREETT Bert is suprised by the Puppy Genocide that ernie has just commited

SESAME STREETT Bert is suprised by the Puppy Genocide that ernie has just commited

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"their 2 gender", BLAH BLAH NLAH

S ESAME STREET OO The Count reminds a mentally ill teenage tumblrina how many genders exist.

S ESAME STREET OO The Count reminds a mentally ill teenage tumblrina how many genders exist.

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How to catch a predator

1 Elmo tries to escape when he realise there is no lonely 12 year old and he's on the show "How to catch a predator"

1 Elmo tries to escape when he realise there is no lonely 12 year old and he's on the show "How to catch a predator"

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Telly's first day as a suicide hotline operator

jump Tellys first day as a suicide hotline operator doesnt go very well

jump Tellys first day as a suicide hotline operator doesnt go very well

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Cookie Chipper

Cookie Monster is slowly swallowed from bottom-up by a wood chipper. Meanwhile, Ernie harmonizes with Cookie's screams of agony

Cookie Monster is slowly swallowed from bottom-up by a wood chipper. Meanwhile, Ernie harmonizes with Cookie's screams of agony

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GET DOWN!!!

SESAME STREET Ernie switches their new sixty inch tv to a Rambo film in an attempt ta trigger Bert's Vietnam flashbacks

SESAME STREET Ernie switches their new sixty inch tv to a Rambo film in an attempt ta trigger Bert's Vietnam flashbacks

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Don't said that word

SESAME STREET Ernie decided to kill the cameraman because he called him a f-----.

SESAME STREET Ernie decided to kill the cameraman because he called him a f-----.

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bert's fortnite dance

Bert is shocked to hear the crowd booing him as he does another fortnite dance as part of his talent show routine.

Bert is shocked to hear the crowd booing him as he does another fortnite dance as part of his talent show routine.

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bert's Vietnam flashback

"BURN THE VILLAGE", yelled Bert as he woke up from his Vietnam flashback.

"BURN THE VILLAGE", yelled Bert as he woke up from his Vietnam flashback.

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The Most Intense Decision in Cookie's Life

Down to 200 lifepoints and his opponent already summoned 3 Blue-Eyes White Dragons, Cookie Monster must decide which cards to use in order to turn the tide of the duel, or else his friends will lose their souls to the shadow realm.

Down to 200 lifepoints and his opponent already summoned 3 Blue-Eyes White Dragons, Cookie Monster must decide which cards to use in order to turn the tide of the duel, or else his friends will lose their souls to the shadow realm.

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