Notes:

There's cynical, and then there's this guy. Holy crap – what happened to weld those jade-tinted contacts to his face?

Straight from the comments on Globus's "One Truth", I bring you the most pretentious bullcrap I've seen since solarspawn was banned from DeviantART (I think I still have pictures of his bullcrap, and trust me, it's hilarious). Anyways, I crossed out the names to protect the identity of both the wannabe Socrates and the unwitting innocent guy who set him off; I did not censor my own name because, well, why bother?