
Don't Bother, You Are Years Behind My Research
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Don't Bother, You Are Years Behind My Research is a catchphrase and copypasta used to tell someone not to bother doing something because they're already doing the same thing but better. The phrase was popularized on X / Twitter in October 2024 after user @JohnCogs5 posted it under another user's post, who shared a photo of himself making "home made multipurpose liquid." A screenshot of the interaction garnered viral spread online, inspiring further memes using the phrase.
Origin
On October 15th, 2024, X[1] user @Horned_Sphere posted a photo of a bowl of green liquid being stirred with a wooden spoon, writing, "Home made multipurpose liquid," garnering over 14,000 likes in three days. On October 16th, X[2] user @JohnCogs5 commented, "Don't bother. You are years behind my research," garnering over 7,500 likes in two days.
The comment is likely a reference to a prior X[3] post made on April 26th, 2020 by @JohnCogs5 where he claims to be working on something called "cogs fluid," which garnered over 20,000 likes in four years.

Spread
On October 17th, 2024, X[4] user @mountainlex posted a screenshot of the interaction, writing, "Up late tracking a major beef on Fluids Twitter," garnering over 13,000 likes in a day. On the same day, a screenshot of the interaction was posted to /r/196,[5] garnering over 5,400 upvotes in a day.
Later that day, Tumblr[6] user ey3ball posted an edit of the screenshot based on the movie Reanimator, garnering around 150 notes in a day.

On the same day, X[7] user @BostonMassUSA posted an image of the slide from the viral Boston cop falling down slide video captioned, "Don’t bother. You are years behind my research," in response to a post reading, "pig slide," garnering over 66,000 likes in a day.
Later that night, X[8] user @slandrroid posted, "[To my 2-year-old daughter trying to recite her ABCs] Don’t bother. You are years behind my research," garnering over 3,600 likes in a day. The original interaction was also posted to /r/PeterExplainsTheJoke,[9] garnering over 500 upvotes in the same span of time.

Various Examples
![[To my 2-year-old daughter trying to recite her ABCs] Don’t bother. You are years behind my research. An X post by @slandrroid reading, "[To my 2-year-old daughter trying to recite her ABCs] Don't bother. You are years behind my research." This is a reference to a viral post by X user @horned_sphere posting an image of green slime captioned, "home made multipurpose liquid." X user John Cogs has commented, "Don't bother. You are years behind my research."](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/928/535/8cc.jpg)

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External References
[1] X – Horned_Sphere
[4] X – mountainlex
[7] X – BostonMassUSA
[8] X – slandrroid
[9] Reddit – PeterExplainsTheJoke
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