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Now that's a statement

I honestly trust my life in the hands of Joseph on a plane more than I do United Airlines.
I honestly trust my life in the hands of Joseph on a plane more than I do United Airlines.

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How tough am I?

WELCOME TO UNITED AIRLINES C01 HOW TOUGH ARE YA?
WELCOME TO UNITED AIRLINES C01 HOW TOUGH ARE YA?

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Not Getting Out of This Chair

NOSIR NOT GETTING OUT OF THIS CHAIR
NOSIR NOT GETTING OUT OF THIS CHAIR

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These Lego sets are getting better every year

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Overbooked Megazord

WHEN THE MEGAZORDIS OVERBOOKED AND #UNITEDAIRLINES WANTS YOU OFF
WHEN THE MEGAZORDIS OVERBOOKED AND #UNITEDAIRLINES WANTS YOU OFF

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When not even a movie is as fucked up as real life.

Full tweet with full GIF: <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="es"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">United Airlines in-flight staff training video leaked. <a href="https://t.co/9de0L0PlGJ">pic.twitter.com/9de0L0PlGJ</a></p>&mdash; Alan Ferrier (@alanferrier) <a href="https://twitter.com/alanferrier/status/851509604127322113">10 de abril de 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
Full tweet with full GIF: <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="es"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">United Airlines in-flight staff training video leaked. <a href="https://t.co/9de0L0PlGJ">pic.twitter.com/9de0L0PlGJ</a></p>&mdash; Alan Ferrier (@alanferrier) <a href="https://twitter.com/alanferrier/status/851509604127322113">10 de abril de 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

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Pornhub's opinion of United Airlines

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P--- hub@Pornhub Pornhub ARIA @united You are literally the most disgusting, unbelievable, and despicable people in the world, and im a f------ p--- site.

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Fly the Unfriendly Skies by Nomi Kane

Posted on KYM March 13, 2017
Posted on KYM March 13, 2017

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Abide our regulations

If the need arises we may come through the cabin looking for volunteers If you are in an aisle, please lean forward so we can beat the person in the window seat Women with small children should hold the baby while waiting for their beating Rest assured, both of you will be beaten Please cover your head and brace yourself for a beating United irlines
If the need arises we may come through the cabin looking for volunteers If you are in an aisle, please lean forward so we can beat the person in the window seat Women with small children should hold the baby while waiting for their beating Rest assured, both of you will be beaten Please cover your head and brace yourself for a beating United irlines

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At least no one got sliced in half like in Rogue One.

PASSENGER: But My Ticket Says Seat 16E... UNITED: I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further....
PASSENGER: But My Ticket Says Seat 16E... UNITED: I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further....

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Damn these toymakers move fast

Damn these toy makers move fast LEGO U NITED Ages 6-12 UN#TED Passenger Remova Playset 127 pcs
Damn these toy makers move fast LEGO U NITED Ages 6-12 UN#TED Passenger Remova Playset 127 pcs

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Your surgery is scheduled for tomorrow morning

Nurse: Your surgery is scheduled for tomorrow morning Man: Oh boy I hope my favorite surgeon makes his flight home
Nurse: Your surgery is scheduled for tomorrow morning Man: Oh boy I hope my favorite surgeon makes his flight home

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Expanding Airlines

UNITED Apologizing for the inconvenience and generously reimbursing the customers Asking people to volunteer to get off the flight and only offer them $800 alintil umm Volunteering customers against their will randomly with a computer Beat the s--- out of the customers so they'll get off a flight u overbooked in vo the first place
UNITED Apologizing for the inconvenience and generously reimbursing the customers Asking people to volunteer to get off the flight and only offer them $800 alintil umm Volunteering customers against their will randomly with a computer Beat the s--- out of the customers so they'll get off a flight u overbooked in vo the first place

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Bad timing on your app update

Nick Nicotera @NickNicotera Follow Bad timing on your app update, @united! United Airlines Version 2.1.18, 85.8 MB Apr 10, 2017 Supports new drag and drop feature. RETWEETS LIKES 10,015 15,598 6:05 PM-10 Apr 2017 137 10K 16K
Nick Nicotera @NickNicotera Follow Bad timing on your app update, @united! United Airlines Version 2.1.18, 85.8 MB Apr 10, 2017 Supports new drag and drop feature. RETWEETS LIKES 10,015 15,598 6:05 PM-10 Apr 2017 137 10K 16K

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Savage

Southwest Airlines @SouthwestAir Don't get DRAGGED by overpriced flights! We love our passengers! Book with us today! 4/10/17, 2:35 PM
Southwest Airlines @SouthwestAir Don't get DRAGGED by overpriced flights! We love our passengers! Book with us today! 4/10/17, 2:35 PM

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The original United Airlines ejection tape


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Bad PR

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United Airlines forcibly removes tower from overbooked city

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United Airlines forcibly removes tower from overbooked city mematic.net

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United Airlines removes customers from overbooked flight 3411

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united airlines removes customers from overbooked flight 3411

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Customer is Evil

From my point of view the customer is evil THEN YOU ARE OVERBOOKED!
From my point of view the customer is evil THEN YOU ARE OVERBOOKED!

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