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: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)13:39:25 No.65075245 4niilvimeoi71.png 54 KB PNG >some random Jew dies in the middle east because he was being annoying Europe 2 thousand years later >OMG HE WAS THE SON OF GOD HE IS GOING TO RETURN AND PURGE THE WORLD OF ALL SIN AND EVIL AND IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH US YOU'RE A HERETIC AND YOU'RE GOING TO BURN IN HELL FORA MILLION YEARS How can anyone take this s--- seriously?

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: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)14:23:12 No.65075596 >want to message someone >don't want to bother them 193 KB PNG : Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)14:23:54 No.65075598 >>65075596 (OP) # so instead you bother us with this s----- thread

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: Anonymous 08/19/21(Thu)06:23:32 No.861356985 T >be me >20 >cant move out of home because of college and not enough work it. >older sister still lives at home >works full time but doesnt pay rent >he boyfriend basically is now RATH 110 KB JPG living at our house >he also works full time and doesnt pay rent >mom and dad dont like it but wont say anything because my sister would freak out and make a huge fuss out of it >he wakes everyone up when he leaves for work in the early mornings and is just a general annoyance >started taking the house key with him >never once was he told he could do that >to make it worse the sex constantly and are not discrete about it in the least Ive had enough of this, whats the best course of action to get this moocher to f--- off. He is far to comfortable in someone else home.

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: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)07:18:48 No.65071925 >Born into rich family >Exploit people with scam projects >Lie to everyone you had to work 100 hours "I WAS WORKING 100 HOURS" 30:03 A SCARY WORK ETHIC - Elon Musk TA Motivational Video Alpha Leaders 1M views 5 months ago This is how rich people gaslight you into working yourself to death 108 KB PNG

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: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)01:20:36 No.861479966 >try to run in dream >cant, not enough friction on ground >think about gravity pushing harder down on me >able to run 40 KB JPG what other hacks do you use in your dreams? I also figured out how to fly by focusing on levitating my body upwards and accelerating forward. 1 Reply View Thread

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: Anonymous 12/28/20(Mon)15:07:43 No.61586879 help me figure out something fellow robotos >be me, asianon >working some wagie job >boss is white, has a trashy ass teenage kid >one day chatting after work, 19 KB PNG boss is going off about his no good pos hell spawn again >justanotherday.avi >suddenly turns to me >"hey anon did ur parents beat u as a child?" >"uh yeah" >"huh, maybe i should have beat my kid when he was younger, maybe he could have turned out more like you" >"thank you...?" that was a compliment right???

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: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)05:22:08 No.861470483 >be me, 27 >recently quit drinking when I realised l'm just as miserable drunk as I am sober >become overcome with waves of sorrow and fear sometimes >end up wandering around in a store because I'm too scared to 27 KB PNG be alone but have nowhere to go >end up at the toy aisle >pick up a plush giraffe, realise I don't want to let go of it >it's the biggest f------ thing in the shelf but I've got grownup money and it still costs less than a bottle of vodka >end up buying it >take it home, end up taking it to bed with me as I try to go to sleep at night >it's just the right size to be the little spoon >suddenly burst into tears >end up crying myself to sleep, cuddling up a toy and gently stroking the giraffe's left ear : Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)05:34:03 No.861471126 >>861470483 (OP) # Man that's terrible I'm glad I ain't you >>861476966 #

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: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)00:03:43 No.861472741 Has anyone used an under bed storage bin for their mattress-poop- hole setup? I feel like this could be a game changer. >poop through mattress poop hole >it falls into bin (pic related) 634 KB JPG >remove bin every week and rinse with hose Did I just discover a game changer? Are there reasons not to do this?

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: Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)04:07:05 No.2064432 >Manila, solo, white traveler aged 27 >f--- barely legal Filipina and relentlessly cream pie her to kingdom come over two weeks >receive text notification 215 KB JPG >open msg, "I'm pregnant" >throw phone in the ocean and head to Cambodia the same day Shutter to think how many kids I have in asia to be 100% honest with you lads >>2064440 # >>2064639 # >>2064676 # >>2064682 # >>2072945 # >>2073512 # >>2088760 #

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Hello 4Chan, lemme tell you a dream i had >be me >Just passes my exams >be happy because school is gone >Had bad memories in school 182 KB JPG >be also me, again. >Sleeping >Brain get bored and wanna do a bit of trolling >"Yo dude, wake up, we have school, you failed exams and gotta repeat the year." >Cries entire dream because I gotta spend another year with my retarded fellows. >Get only bad grades at school >Everyone bully me and teachers laugh about me when I answer at questions >Hit depression in dream >Wakes up >my brain be like:"It was a dream Fatass, stop sweating and get back to sleep" >pic related is my brain in that moment

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File: americanpsycho460-2. jpg (10 KB. 200x200) Anonymous 08/15/15(Sat)20:55:03 No.634948902 >delete facebook >leave all social media >leave city >move to Himalayas >one day pigeon comes with note >open note >Candy Crush request

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MFW I tried to commit suicide once. >be me >have staff bow with arrows found at garage sale >home alone and miserable 40 KB JPG >start shooting bow at my mattress >get idea >go outside and shoot bow straight up in the air >close my eyes and wait for deaths release >nothing happens >shoot another and then a other >not working >this time I shoot up in the air and try to watch to see where it's going to land >run across lawn hopping it hits me >keep doing this for a while >parents come home >watch me figurusly shoot arrow into air then run around the back yard >parents think im autistic and took my bow away

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: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)18:20:34 No.861500766 oh god oh f--- whats wrong with me >be me You either die a furry femboy >wake up at 3 AM >acting all girly Or live long enough to see Vourselbecomba whitio sunremacist >bust a huge nut without p--- just to the pure imagination of me being a female >best nut in my entire life, worth breaking the 6 months no fap I've been doing 48 KB JPG >even talk dirty to myself in a girly voice What is wrong with me? Am I autistic??

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: Anonymous 08/17/21(Tue)21:30:01 No.861262332 >Be me >Get hired at a new job >Great pay for my skill level >Go to my first day >lt goes great >Second day goes great as well >Been at the job for a year and never has anything significant, 11 KB PNG embarrassing or life changing happened

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: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)17:00:03 No.65073207 De-autisticification >be autistic >be very good at learning things >decide one day to start learning social skills to improve my life >memorise several social skills books >start practicing them everyday >initially make a fool of myself 205 KB PNG >eventually they become unconscious behavior and I start interacting normally with people >because I no longer come across as autistic, people begin associating my eccentricities as intelligence and creativity instead of autism >learning social skills makes me an above average communicator; can get what I want from who I want Feels good man

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Anonymous Chaotic solution to boredom 07/27/21(Tue)15:49:50 No.64734093 >be bored >go on omegle >find horny simps who want to cybersex >larp as a gril >make up story about starting onlyfans >want them to review pics to see if they're good >send d--- pics instead 8 KB JPG >rest easy knowing i'm doing a hero's work

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: Anonymous 05/02/18(Wed)10:45:03 No.45088013 >be 13 >read article saying average penis is 5.5 - 6 inches > measure d---. 7inches hard. >happy and think I must have big d--- >later. watch p----. >d---- are gigantic. some look like they belong on horses. Must be 9 -12 inches. 326 KB PNG >think maybe I have small one after all. >think again and rationalize. Those guys are pros. Must be picked for their abnormal members. >decide to watch ´amateur´ p--- for ´more realistic´perspective. >no. dude's d---- are still insane massive. mine feeling smaller every second I watch. >think again. rationalize that these guys volunteered to show their junk. Only guys with uncommonly huge cocks would do that. >decide to watch involuntary leaked´ celeb videos to get ´more realistic perspective. >watch Kim K video. Guy has huge d---. >watch Paris Hilton video. Guy has huge d---. >watch Pamela Anderson video. Guy has horse d---. whats going on anons?

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: Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)18:19:12 No.63128777 >wife had small t--- >told her she had to get implants for me >paid for a good surgery, was sure it'd be great >surgery went badly wrong 57 KB JPG >she ended up with breasts that are long and tubular, like tins of pringles >also, they accidentally removed her n------ >she obviously blames me, as I forced her to get the implants >really feel awful and want to cheer her up but she is scared to have more surgery >in the end i buy her a diary where each day has a slogan about her boobs >things like 'l'd rather have tubes than boobs' and 'n------ are for milk, but I am lactose intolerant' >this pisses her off more, makes her more depressed >she ends up not wanting to go outside, ashamed with her body >last thing i can think of is to pay 2 schoolkids to have a fight outside, arguing over where 'tubers' are better than 'globes' and they agree they prefer tuber t--- >this pushes her over the edge, she attempts suicide >leaves me >alone now

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: Anonymous 04/20/21(Tue)13:26:21 No.149806974 6877 1150 MB 8852 39A345 1553 7F6-633 BB6B0149-59C3-43F2-9FE7-329FE6283F3E.jpg 25 KB JPG >look up meaning of name "Drake" >it means "snake or dragon" >the devil is referred to as both a snake and dragon in the Bible >Jesus's birth name was Yeshua, which translates a Joshua in English >MFW the Bible was the original Drake and Josh >MFW Drake Bell is the antichrist and Josh Peck is the Messiah : Anonymous 04/20/21(Tue)13:28:05 No.149807034 based : Anonymous 04/20/21(Tue)13:29:09 No.149807075 big if true

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No.53071195 2 hours ago 1560540895 cover2.jpg JPG 55.7 KiB 1137x640 Just finished watching a video on what bodyparts girls prefer, most say the eyes. >Tfw l've been skipping eye day my whole life What exercises can I do to get more muscley eyes? 13 replies 400

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