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File: R0R5CH4RCH3928.jpg (29 KB, 375x500) ☐ Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)06:20:05 No.204783957 >>204784020 >>204784038 >>204784582 >>204785544 >>204785669 >>204786959 >>204787052 >>204791634 >>204791696 >>204791746 >>204791895 >>204792066 >>204792705 >>204794158 >>204794482 >>204795141 >>204795826 >>204799611 >>204799720 >Moore recalls thinking that Rorschach would be seen as a satirical character. In spite of giving the masked figure an "abhorrent personality", Moore admits that he failed to realize "people in the audience would find such a figure admirable". Moore even describes his surprise when he discovered Watchmen had a large, right-wing fanbase. In his boldest declaration, Moore says that if his stories can be that misinterpreted "it does make you wonder what the point of doing it was". ☐ Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)06:20:44 No.204783967 He's LITERALLY me. ☐ Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)06:23:28 No.204784038 ►>>204784059 >>204784284 >>204784439 >>204785069 >>204785368 >>204794159 >>204796359 >>204783957 (OP). >wh-what? People actually like a vigilante that brutalizes criminals and kills murderous pedophiles? >ahhh I'm going insane! Why do lefties misunderstand how normal people think so often? ☐ Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)06:32:33 No.204784284 ► >>204784038 Because they're mostly pedophiles. They were molested as kids and think it's ok. ☐ Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)06:56:01 No.204784819 >>204793176 >>204795116 >>204796682 File: ozymandias-veidt-cat-scre(...).jpg (203 KB, 1101x598) JUST ME AND THE WORLD. >>204785585 NERY'S >comic about a gay elitist who feels entitled to kill millions for "the greater good" What did Moore mean by this? ☐ Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)07:34:13 No.204785711 >>204789705 >Why are people interpreting a character named Rorschach differently than I do?

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Anonymous HELL YEA HEE HEE THAT RITE BE TIGHT HEE 876 KB PNG 10/24/24(Thu)09:53:12 No.79230454 How do you get your boyfriend to stop ignoring you for days if he: -Isn't attracted to you, so nudes don't work -Doesn't care about you, so suicide or self harm threats don't work, even if you actually do it -Doesn't care about you x2, so threatening to break up won't work -Dislikes you, so any suggestion of doing anything together won't work -Already has money, so buying him a gift won't work Thanks! 99 Replies / 4 Images View Thread

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Anonymous 31 KB GIF 10/24/24(Thu)00:05:32 No.79226024 >Be me last year, 25 year old. >still love LEGOS. >Decide to spend entire paycheck on the latest Star Wars set. >Not just any set, but the TIE Interceptor. >originally sold for $100 but is now around $1000. >get a sweet deal and get it for only $800. >call parents because of how happy I feel and they dont care at all and ask how I will pay rent. >say that I think landlord will understand. >Start building, having such a lot of fun. >Two weeks later, landlord knocking on my door. >"Where rent? It due last week" >Show landlord the TIE Interceptor and explain I had to buy it because it was a good deal. >"why would I give a care about a Star War thing?" He is lithuanian or whatever so I guess they didnt get star wars. >says I have to pay rent by the end of the week or I'll be evicted because this isnt the first instance I've done this kind of thing. >end up having to sell the TIE Interceptor. >only get $300 for it because I took it out of the box and used it. >rent is $600. >go to landlord and explain and apologise and say I will get the rest of the cash but this is all I have. >"wife leave recently, I need to see girls again, so I need shaving back" >"you need your back shaved?. Tfw I had to shave his back once a week for nearly a year until he forgave the rent I didn't pay

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Anonymous 10/11/24(Fri)13:21:38 No.17162226 main-qimg-09090768382a6bf73bb3729532e22b9b-lq.jpg 43 KB JPG >Everyone treats Hitler like Satan while they never treat Stalin with any contempt! Why is this such a common Nazi cope? Did they forget that the US spent 50 years in a geopolitical cold war with the regime Stalin created? Or the hiring of Nazi officers to government jobs and the Red Scare in the post-war years?

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File: images.jpg (10 KB, 225x225) Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)11:12:04 No.926431128 >Be 12 years old me, around 2004. > Get bullied in school a lot. > Usually not physical because I was taller and stronger than most of them (although at the time I didn't realize that), but a lot of pranks, nicknames, and laughs. > Teachers don't care, and mom says I should just ignore them. > Finally tell dad; he takes me apart and says: "Next time they laugh at you, walk slowly and calmly towards their leader, and when you are close to him, punch him really hard in the face. So hard he can't respond". Also teaches me how and where to punch. > A few days pass, and I do exactly what dad told me. > Knock a kid uncouncious, and his friends jump me, but teachers manage to split us. > A lot of witnesses, they say I punched him unprovoqued. Got expelled for two weeks. > Parents ground me; mom is really mad, but I can see dad is proud of me. After a couple days, they allow me to read comics and play videogames. > Never got bullied again; years later, a friend told me that a lot of the kids were afraid of me. FFW 20 years, a few months ago. > Saturday night, at a bar with my girlfriend. > She accidentally spilled her drink over a guy. > He starts yelling at her, getting increasingly mad. > Manly instincts kick in, so I get between them. > He looks like a goon from an Arkham game. I know he could rekt me if we got into a fight, but I don't want to look like a p---- in front of gf. > Suddenly I remember dad's words: "Punch him so hard, he can't respond". > I hit him really hard in the jaw; the guy didn't expect it, and he falls down unconcious with a bloody face. > Hand really hurts, grab my gf and get out of there, pushing everyone who stood on the way. Big city, and thank God nobody knew us at that bar. I read on the local news that someone assaulted a poor guy at a bar and broke his jaw. Thanks dad.

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: Anonymous 316 KB JPG 10/24/24(Thu)15:53:43 No.79230787 How was your last attempt at wooing a girl? >few years ago >texting a girl I like >get blocked mid conversation without warning >seeing her irl she acts like nothing happened >never bring it up and slowly stop talking to her after realizing I'm the only one starting conversations The whole thing was frankly embarrassing. I just work my job now and masturbate to a fictional character, with moderate drinking due to boredom. No change in sight yet. 1 Reply View Thread

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Anonymous 10/10/24(Thu)13:26:41 No.102760650 Voodoo MANCY 1728507856074048.jpg 501 KB JPG MAID BATTERY CD >the year is 2035 >robo girlfriends are a thing >but somehow it is easier to have sex with real women due to censorship

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: Anonymous MAMMI 272 KB JPG 10/24/24(Thu)01:13:12 No.79226621 >Make friends with a Chad >He always has women interested in him, but never seems to engage with them >One day ask him why >He tells me he doesn't give a s--- about women and would rather avoid them "because they're trouble" Is the key to getting women... Being disinterested in them? What f------ weird paradox is this?

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: Anonymous 15 KB JPG 10/24/24(Thu)01:01:49 No.79226525 >go to take a shower >have my towel and my roommate's towels very separate, different colors and everything (don't wash them every day) >for some reason she used my towel to dry off >it's hanging up in the same place, don't think anything of it >go to dry off and instantly get hit with intense p---- musk >now it's all over my hair and face GOD F------ WHY DID SHE NOT USE HER TOWEL I DON'T WANT TO TAKE ANOTHER SHOWER JUST TO WASH IT OUT AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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: Anonymous Karma PEPE COIN BARK 17 KB JPG 10/24/24(Thu)01:35:44 No.79226831 >Be me >live in the part of town with all the nightclubs >Saturday and Sunday morning stuff is usually littered throughout the street >sometimes it's wallets >I hate finding wallets because I always feel obligated to walk half a mile to the closest mailbox and I feel bad if I don't >remember I have a ton of Euros from a vacation I took last year >come up with devious plan >when the wallet has money in it I replace it with euros or other currency from other countries >I make sure to match the value as closely as possible >I'm hoping this will deter people from losing their wallets

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Anonymous 10/23/24(Wed)06:38:44 No.692634875 TOEI ANIMATION w-- is this s---? 1729658019699962.png 396 KB PNG >people now advocating for censorship How did we get here? who cares??? stop making a big deal out of it! "help me mommy my favorite media is being ruined by WOKE!!1!!1!" lol grow up

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92 KB JPG >Be black >Enjoy some good hentai once in a while >Alot of the hottest chicks that f--- black dudes are just gangbang cuckshit with the chick going "UMAD WHITO PIGGU?, SMALL D--- SISSY S---" >Immersion is shattered along with my boner >Just wanted sum anime tiddy with a brotha getting some ass. >Alot of Western P--- Comics have this same problem if not worse. >It's always raceplay and never vanilla >Most BLACKEDf gs are giant cucks who are hella gay for pitch black donkey d--- corruption >There's a retaliation force of BLEACHEDf gs who are equally gay focusing on milk white donkey d--- "colonization" Aw man. I know I'm thinking way too far into it but f---. >No Vanilla Interracial Animu Romance with handholding and sex for the purpose of procreaton, Only cuckshit. >>434291369 # >>434291449 # >>434291564 # >>434291726 # >>434291802 # >>434292759 # >>434292770 # >>434294378 #

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COLOSSEUN Nintendo The Pokémon Company GET C CONNE CTED 130 EVERYONE E CONTENT RATED BY ESRB Nintendo Colosseum_EN_boxart-3781653760.png 928 KB PNG >spinoff game completely s---- on the main series Any other examples? Persona is another that comes to mind for me.

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Anonymous 257 KB JPG 10/23/24(Wed) 22:41:54 No.79225208 >be me >19, live in suburbs >during last year of highschool confess to best friend >they say we can try things out because they like me and had a crush on me a long time ago >we were both the "weird kid" in our classes and had mental problems >fast forward to last 3 months, we are dating and everything, but they get into a fashion subculture >picrel >they say theyre litterally this insane character >signs of BPD get worss >they make me leave all my friends or else she'll leave me and spread rumors on my campus >cant do anything right, one minute they are asking me for sex the next they are telling me to kill my self because i had work and couldn't answer their calls >they start looking through all my digital devices, phone, laptop, everything >yesterday visted me with a knife in their bag "just in case they found out i was cheating" >be at local library to make this post, not risking anything I no longer and incel, but have actual crazy Gf, genuenly fear for me life anons, what do?

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بھی J doubleespressopepedepresso.jpg 37 KB JPG >you play as "the resistance" 211

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Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)09:04:37 No.203522601 >Study engineering for 5 years >Random w---- who described how she spits on cocks before she sucks on them makes 10x my salary 166 KB JPG : Anonymous Kill all roasties. Anonymous >>203524359 # Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)09:05:14 No.203522624 10/17/24(Thu)09:05:51 No.203522652 10/17/24(Thu)09:06:47 No.203522689 The free market has determined she produces more value than you do. >>203523082 # >>203524045 # >>203524175 # >>203524321 #

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: Anonymous 417 KB PNG 10/23/24(Wed) 14:58:19 No.79219762 >be my boyfriend >virgin >angry incel on here, hated women for not giving him love >i become his gf >i shower him with love and attention 24/7 >i make huge money sacrifices for him >he loses his virginity with me >i buy clothes he likes so he can find me more attractive >i do everything to keep things calm and nice >he treats me like s--- and ignores me for days and acts as if im the toxic one >he says he would rather be single >he says i suffocate him too much when the only time we spend together is me and him on a call, with me muted, watching him play videogames or simply listening to his breathing >im visiting him in 18 days for a month 1. how do i make him love me and give a s--- about me like he used to? 2. what if he just keeps treating me like s--- once im there and ignores me and leaves me to fend for myself in an unknown country? 3. why is he treating me this way in the first place? 166 Replies / 10 Images View Thread

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Anonymous are women this retarded 07/18/24(Thu)09:20:46 No.31638702 Tolentino-The-Rage-of-the-Incels[1].jpg 1.81 MB JPG >match with girl on facebook dating >she's very quick to respond even when I take hours to respond >ask for her instagram and we start texting there >ask her is she's down to go out next week >she says "ofc im free.lets play bingo" >i ask her if she's serious but then I tell her that I'm down for it either way >i ask her where would we even play it and she says "on roblox" Is she f------ serious? How humiliating would that be if i actually agreed to this f------ "roblox date." This is the state of dating in 2024. Sub-chad men have to put up with this if we're lucky. What should I do? : Anonymous >>31638702 (OP) # Probably a bot >>31638777 # >>31638779 # 07/18/24(Thu)09:23:49 No.31638725

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34 KB JPG >be me >9 years old >watching Wizard of Oz with dad >dad super hyped, loves the movie >I'm vibing, good times >"We're off to see the wizard..." part comes on >hear "Because, because, because, because, becaaaaaause... >Because of the wonderful PIXIE DUST!" >Pixie dust??? YES. HYPE. >Excited for pixie dust rest of the movie >whole time waiting for magical sparkles >movie ends, no pixie dust anywhere >devastated >start crying, literally thought I was lied to by gang >dad doesn't understand why son is crying >increase_crying_intensity = 100 >fart a little during peak scream >dad gives me "fml" look >didn't realize they said "THINGS HE DOES" until college >mfw_no_pixie_dust.png

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Anonymous who is at fault here 713 KB JPG は 10/23/24(Wed)19:59:54 No.79223520 >arrive to get blood work done, super nervous >trying to avoid eye contact and say as little as possible >sit down and roll up my sleeve for her >"you have nice veins" >immediately need to focus on not getting hard on the spot >"got any plans for later today?" n-not really >also talks about how she likes my shirt a lot >I'm so stunned that I'm mindlessly staring at the place she's about to draw blood from until I realize it and look away, even more embarrassed for this was she acting aggressive, or was that nothing at all and I'm just pathetic. weird thing is she didn't make a comment about my hair and that's what everyone mentions if they want to make small talk with me, I was definitely caught off guard

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