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: Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)14:20:06 No.68037812 How do you anons cope with wasting your prime? >accidentally hear bit rush >it's league login music from when I started playing 6 years ago >6 years, I was 18 then >suddenly realize I wasted my entire prime 573 KB PNG >l spent 18-24 alone in my room playing vidya or on 4chins/youtube >l started playing league right before my freshman year of college >spent that entire year alone in my dorm instead of making friends >grinded soloq instead of meeting girls and going to parties >similar story from 18-24 >immense sense of sadness and permanent loss overtakes me >if any anons who are going to college next year see this >do not turn out like me >do not waste your life inside your room alone >f------ leave your dorm room and talk to people on your floor >that's all it takes to not be me >but that's exactly what I never got the stones to do >oh and also prep before college >looksmax, work on your mental health/social skills, dorm decorations >f------ be prepared, college is easy as f--- academically >you need to be prepared socially and mentally, unlike me >don't be a bitter old retard on r9k at 25 >don't be me

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Search OPs. [Catalog] [Archive] File: 71fqopG+GvL.jpg (230 KB, 800x1168) Anonymous 04/01/22(Fri)19:51:38 No.20155378 [Reply] THE BRICK BBLE >>20159335 >be me THE COMPITI THE BRICK BIBLE >7 y/o THE COMPLETE SET >read lots of childrens bibles >go to bookstore one day >sees Lego Bible >i loved lego and being christian so sure why not >buys and reads the Lego Bible >70% of the book is full of detailed gore >wholesome bible stories that i loved reading about are instead bleak and depressing >end of the book basically says im gonna burn in hell since my family has a slightly higher income than regular people >after finishing it, i'm broken and in denial >asks my mom if all this is true >mfw she says yes I'm an atheist now e45 replies and 7 images omitted. Click here to view.

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O Anonymous E 04/02/22(Sat)10:45:47 No.162325624 File: 1648699550507.png (148 KB, 723x444) >walk into convenience store >pakistani man greets me >grab alcohol >got to register and show ID >"brother, were are you from?" >tell him I'm palestinian >he gets happy, starts talking and being very nice >"brother why are you drinking?" >tell him I'm a christcuck >immediately stops talking >doesn't call me brother anymore

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Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)03:20:25 No.875532080 >be me >17 >gf broke up with me, sad >decide to try alcohol because mom had unlocked liquor cabinet >get drunk, fun.jpeg >ffw 2 years later >20 18 KB JPG >drinking heavily every weekend with friends, partying, having a great time >start drinking more and more on my own >start wondering if I have a problem >try weed for the first time >pandemic happens >quit drinking altogether and only smoke weed >having a great time, feel great without alcohol >ffw one year later >21 >weed f---- me over and every time I smoke I get paranoid >start drinking again >drinking heavier than ever, can go to bars now >make a massive fool of myself by drinking my weight in booze >22 now >drinking multiple times a week, killing a pint each time >start getting horid hangovers, tons of nausea >talk to doc, says I have alcoholic gastritis and an elevated ALT count >quit drinking >cant drink, cant smoke >bored as hell what do people even do without drugs? how do i cope

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O Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)14:39:05 No.875540509 >slow time at work, talking with co-workers about things >can't remember what the subject started with, but we were talking about people changing names >this one dude is personally offended by the concept, so personally that I had to ask him why >he explains that he hates trans people, and they change their names, and that's why he thinks people changing names is bad and evil >l chime in to say I personally don't give a f--- about what other people wanna do, if someone tells me that their name is Pigeon then I'm gonna call them Pigeon >this dude is now so mad that he's red in the face "Well what if I told you I want to be called - idk f--- it - Captain Fancypants? And then get f------ offended when you don't?" "I mean if that's what you wanted to be called then imma just call you that." "I don't believe you." >he dares me to do it for a month and I do >first morning he's surprised I even remembered that >a few people ask about it and I explain the situation >they start correcting each other when one of them accidentally uses his real name "Oh he goes by Captain Fancypants now." >soon everyone's picked up on calling him that >l get a summons from the HR >they tell me that he told them what's going on >there were two witnesses to the conversation, full proof that I was the one who started this >mfw I'm the one getting in HR trouble for respecting his preferences

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: Anonymous Everyone in the Kitchen Hates (...) 04/02/22(Sat)00:41:24 No.26142111 TL;DR I made a s--- joke and now everyone thinks I'm retarded and I don't know how to fix it >Be me >Start new job at a restaurant as a chef de partie >Head chef gathers all the kitchen 49 KB PNG staff and gives us the agenda for the day >He tells us we're going to be trialing a recipe he came up with for a cream based sauce >Asks if we have any questions >I raise my hand and jokingly ask if he has any recipes for a cream cringe sauce >He stares at me blankly >I try to explain that cringe is the opposite of based >He tells me he still doesn't get it >l continue trying to explain what based and cringe mean >Chef sighs and says "Yeah the hiring manager told me you were a bit of a spastic" Everyone in the kitchen is calling me "Spastic" now Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. 5 Replies View Thread

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Anonymous 10/26/13(Sat)22:01:53 UTC-4 No.512860348 be me >be living in small rural town >a few rich people too >one of them is my neighbor >is a doctor and also owns a little motel called the Spanish Inn >pic related, is of motel room >life is pretty good >ff to last year >the inn burns down >doctor and his wife file for insurance >insurance inspectors show up, working with police >they find evidence that it was arson based on the burn pattern in the timbers >he says it was probably electrical as the inn had aluminum wiring >taken to court court case is most exciting thing in town >side note: town is so small they have to import a jury bc everyone else knows him >the case lasts for weeks >they have good evidence but can't quite pin him >ff again, day 22 of case >judge is tired of this >prosecution pulls all the stops >mid-testimony his wife breaks down cries in court >tells everyone it was insurance fraud because the inn was falling apart and doc wanted money >everyone trusted him simply for being a doctor >whole town in shock >that's when it hits me >nobody expects the Spanish Inn physician

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: Anonymous 04/20/18(Fri)14:39:13 No.44822902 >out with my friend >sitting on a bench >be talking >people throwing us weird glances >think it's because of the obscene topics 283 KB PNG >dont care >keep talking >suddenly one old dude comes up to me >"Excuse me, Sir, but who are you talking to" I wish I was kidding. I've already made an appointment with a psychiatrist. 8 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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: Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)08:33:50 No.875542711 >be me >train ever since I was a child to be as masculine as I can be and to be strong af >ffw to now >l am most masculine guy in my 52 KB JPG instituition >Beaten up strongest kid because he attacked me >Basically strongest boy in school and everyone knows it >Pretty decent looking and muscular build >girls start liking BTS f------ >basically half femboys and oestrogen fueled f---- >No girl shows interest in me because im masculine mfw everyone stopped liking masculine guys and I haven't ever had a gf

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Anonymous 05/26/18(Sat)14:25:55 No.46176679 >>46178212 >>48178990 >>46179146 >>48181045 >>46176363 You look like a failed clone of Zuckerberg that got too powerful

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Anonymous 1 hour ago 773650902 >be me, man >identify as a female because gender is a social construct >j------- >once I'm done, identify as male again >got jerked off by a gril >mfw got a h------ See you later virgins 4 REPLIES

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I Anonymous 01/27/21(Wed)17:15:19 No.845914110 >taking massive s--- >coming out sideways >hurts like helI >feel and hear anus tearing >losing lots of blood >pass out from blood loss >wake up around 15 minutes later 52 KB PNG >go to wipe >cleanwipe.doc >no blood, no s--- >feel around a------. >someone sewn up my gaping wound and cleaned it >blood and s--- still in toilet Thank you mystery a------ mender, i am forever in your debt

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: Anonymous 03/29/19(Fri)19:34:39 No.796195940 >be me, 16 >no major life ambitions >getting mediocre grades at best >hear rumour that if a person dies during exam season everyone gets their predicted grades >autisminitiated.jpeg >have depressed virgin friend 42 KB JPG >think i'm an edgelord >be the devil in his ear for the next few weeks >ffw a month >exam season >see friend across hall >give him the signal >itsgotime.png >mfw he actually brought a gun to the exam >mfw he offs himself in the middle of the hall >mfw everyone actually gets their predicted grades >mfw my predicted grades aren't even that good

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: Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)00:09:18 No.875500782 >spreads "wings" >??? >flies do you people seriously still fall for this 708 KB PNG

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: Anonymous 03/17/19(Sun)02:15:03 No.111539890 >go to cinema alone >qt girl working at concession counter >1 popcorn and coke pls >"that'll be $14.95" >hand her $15 >she hands me back a nickel >during the transfer, I feel the skin 46 KB JPG of her soft hand graze my hand >oh god >feel a brief spark of life in me >it's quickly fleeting >spend rest of day horribly depressed what is wrong with me

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Anonymous 07/17/20(Fri)20:30:25 No.832311983 File: 1403117787610.gif (331 KB, 280x193) >>832310984 (OP). >be me, 21, unemployed >End up getting a job at some summer math camp >One of the kids in my group is some autist we'll call John >John's like 10 and doing high school level math >Barely talks, just solves math problems for 2 hours straight then gets picked up by his aunt to go home >Aunt is 10/10 milf with smoking hot body >One day it's just me and him at the table >John doesn't need any help so I have nothing to do >Start thinking about what I should cook for dinner that evening >Always wanted to make beef wellington, but seems like a lot of work >Thoughts start to shift to John's aunt >Imagine myself rawdogging her from behind in my kitchen >Turn to John >He's looking at me, cold, blank expression >He says, "You should make the beef wellington" >Goes back to his math problems >MFW

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: Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)00:33:45 No.790001213 >Be me >Kitty >Have best humans ever! >Always good wet food! >So many pets and cuddles! >Want do nice thing for them >But what? 21 KB JPG >Am only kitty >What can do? >Remember stories of ancestors >Would kill mice, make humans very happy! >Can do that easy! >Go to spooky basement >Hunt dirty mice, eat raw! >Feel like cave kitty! >meowunga-bunga! >But humans not know nice thing I do! >This time, not eat mouse >Bring to big comfy sofa >Wait for pets and hugs >Human female screams >Not happy! >Says am bad kitty! :( >What go wrong? >lightbulb.jpg >Now I gets! Am so clever! >Humans mad because kill mouse! >Humans must like mouse! >Find mouse, but am gentle >Mouse is of cute >Will be friends with mouse and humans! >Bring to humans, they sleep >Jump onto bed and wake them >Show them new mouse friend! >Humans really mad! >Now have to sleep in garage :( >Humans make no sense!

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: Anonymous 03/08/21(Mon)00:53:13 No.849071227 >be me >l wanna talk about some politics >go to /pol/ >"Jewish people and minorities are the cause of 126 KB PNG the worlds issues." >w--.jpg >go to twitter >"all white people are inherently racist and homophobic." >w-- that's not true >go to reddit >"communism has never failed" >have you people taken a single history class?? >go to facebook >"if I see another sheep wearing a mask I'm going to gun them down" >huh??? What happened to normal political views?

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: Anonymous 06/06/21(Sun)21:27:47 No.64033474 >in bed with gf >she wants my attention >decides upon the best course of action >rams her fingers up my butthole >jesusfuckwoman >turn to her and ask w-- shes doing >"just a little bit of trolling" 111 KB JPG >mfw And i thought i was autistic.

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