tweet by Lizz Adams that reads "Happily married to my 5’5” king for 8 years while y’all are getting ghosted by 6’2” alcoholics with 7th grade reading levels but go off about how you only date tall men I guess"

Happily Married to My 5'5 King

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Happily Married to My 5'5 King is a copypasta based on a December 2019 viral tweet in which a woman praises her husband for his height. Many pair the phrase with images of tall women next to men that are shorter. The entire copypasta reads:

Happily married to my 5’5” king for 8 years while y’all are getting ghosted by 6’2” alcoholics with 7th grade reading levels but go off about how you only date tall men I guess.

Origin

On December 12th, 2019, Twitter[1] user @Lizz tweeted, "Happily married to my 5’5” king for 8 years while y’all are getting ghosted by 6’2” alcoholics with 7th grade reading levels but go off about how you only date tall men I guess." They included a picture of a woman holding and kissing a shorter man on the head. The post received more than 187,000 likes and 37,000 retweets in less than one year (shown below).


Lizz Adams @Lizz Happily married to my 5'5" king for 8 years while y'all are getting ghosted by 6'2" alcoholics with 7th grade reading levels but go off about how you only date tall men I guess 11:31 PM · Dec 12, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone

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Some responded to the tweet by sharing their own relationships that feature a size differential between men and women, with the woman being taller. Twitter[2] user @monetmignon shared an image of a man and woman dressed as Gomez and Morticia Addams from the Addams Family franchise. They captioned the post, "Happily married to my 5’5” king for 8 years while y’all are getting ghosted by 6’2” alcoholics with 7th grade reading levels but go off about how you only date tall men I guess." The post received more than 1,000 likes in less than one year (shown below, left).

Others posted jokes, parodying the tweet. On December 27th, Twitter[3] user @INDIEWASHERE tweeted an edited photograph of a woman with Remy from the film Rattatouie. The post received more tag n3,400 likes and 370 retweets in less than one year (shown below, center). On February 15th, Twitter[4] user @sepctordeforce shared a picture of former New York City mayor Mike Bloomberg and Jeffrey Epstein colleague Ghislaine Maxwell (shown below, right).


momo @monetmignon Replying to @Lizz im 6' and my boyfriend is 5'10" and he treats me like a fuckn QUEEN. here's us at halloween 6:41 AM · Dec 14, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone indie @INDIEWASHERE Happily married to my 5'5" King for 8 years while y'all are getting ghosted by 6'2" alcoholics with 7th garde reading levels but go off about how you only date tall men i guess 6:30 PM · Dec 27, 2019 · Twitter for Android David Spector @spectordeforce Happily married to my 5'5" king for 8 years while y'all are getting ghosted by 6'2" alcoholics with 7th grade reading levels but go off about how you only date tall men I guess 4:43 PM · Feb 15, 2020 · Twitter for Android

Various Examples


old man mcgucket @frecklesbian Happily married to my 5'5" king for 8 years while y'all are getting ghosted by 6'2" alcoholics with 7th grade reading levels but go off about how you only date tall men I guess 7:55 AM · Jul 15, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone > al @local_celeb Happily married to my 5'5" king for 8 years while y'all are getting ghosted by 6'2" alcoholics with 7th grade reading levels but go off about how you only date tall men I guess 4:56 PM · Dec 13, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone Bipolar, Bisexual, and Bifurious @Liniadel Happily married to my 5'5" king for 8 years while y'all are getting ghosted by 6'2" alcoholics with 7th grade reading levels but go off about how you only date tall men I guess @BestJhinNA 10:14 PM · Jul 17, 2020 · Twitter for iPad
P'Li @YJVonetwentyone Happily married to my 5'5" king for 8 years while y'all are getting ghosted by 6'2" alcoholics with 7th grade reading levels but go off about how you only date tall men I guess 3:52 PM · Jul 17, 2020 · Twitter for Android > cami @lesbinie Happily married to my 5'5" king for 8 years while y'all are getting ghosted by 6'2" alcoholics with 7th grade reading levels but go off about how you only date tall men I guess 3:25 PM · Jul 15, 2020 · Twitter for Android Please Delete Florida @champoforlando Happily married to my 5'5" king for 8 years while y'all are getting ghosted by 6'2" alcoholics with 7th grade reading levels but go off about how you only date tall men I guess SPD 4:28 PM · Jul 4, 2020 · Twitter Web App

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Kommando_Kaijin
Kommando_Kaijin

Remember kids: It's their thoughts that count! If their an absolutely incompetent and impudent moron that doesn't express any respect or revere towards you or your interests, you might as well leave them be. No amount of brawn, stature, bust or curve is going to make an incompatible personality work out!

Now… To find someone that fits my bill… but, unfortunately I don't see very many people that agree with me on much, or enjoy the same pastimes as I do for that matter.

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