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Hearing The Key In The Door Every Evening Was My Own “Afghanistan”

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Hearing The Key In The Door Every Evening Was My Own “Afghanistan” is a prevalent Twitter copypasta inspired by a woman who declared, during the 2021 Taliban Offensive In Afghanistan, that she did not care about Afghanistan because she "grew up with an alcoholic, psychologically abusive father in a constant state of anxiety about the future." She then said, "Hearing the key in the door every evening was my own "Afghanistan" for almost 20 years." The quote is also used as a phrasal template meme in which people use Hearing The Key In The Door Every Evening Was My Own X and replace "Afghanistan" in the original text.

Origin

On August 15th, 2021, amidst the Taliban offensive in Afghanistan, Twitter user @Porkchop_EXP[1] declared she did not care about the event, writing, "Sorry, not sorry, not going to care about Afghanistan because I grew up with an alcoholic, psychologically abusive father in constant state of distress, anxiety and worry about the future. Hearing the key in the door every evening was my own 'Afghanistan' for almost 20 years" (shown below). The tweet was quickly deleted and its initial spread is unknown, however, numerous screenshots of it are still easily found online.


Porkchop Express @Porkchop_EXP Sorry, not sorry, not going to care about Afghanistan because I grew up with an alcoholic, psychologically abusive father in constant state of distress, anxiety and worry about the future. Hearing the key in the door every evening was my own “Afghanistan" for almost 20 years. ... 12:18 PM - 8/15/21. Twitter for iPhone

Spread

The tweet quickly became a copypasta in the following days, though people replaced "Afghanistan" with other inconveniences and news stories. For example, on August 19th, 2021, Twitter user @catsfeettowel[2] posted the copypasta in response to the story of Geronimo the alpaca being put to death, gaining over 30 retweets and 670 likes in one year (shown below, left). On September 13th, Twitter user @ramzreboot[3] posted it in response to Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Balls, gaining over 50 likes in one year (shown below, right).


cait says join a union @catsfeettowel Sorry, not sorry, not going to care about the culling of Geronimo the Alpaca because I grew up with an alcoholic, psychologically abusive father in constant state of distress, anxiety and worry. Hearing the key in the door every evening was my own "Geronimo" for almost 20 years. 7:00 AM - Aug 19, 2021 Twitter for Android ... . ramz @ramzreboot Sorry, not sorry, not going to care about nicki's cousins friends balls because I grew up with an alcoholic, psychologically abusive father in constant state of distress, anxiety and worry. Hearing the key in the door every evening was my own "cousins friends balls" for 20 years 8:30 PM Sep 13, 2021 Twitter for iPhone . .

The copypasta continued seeing use through 2022. In particular, the copypasta was in multiple high-engagement tweets by user @MOMMYBIGDICK. For example, on July 8th, 2022, she used the copypasta to joke about the assassination of Shinzo Abe, gaining over 670 retweets and 15,000 likes in four months (shown below, left).[4] On November 17th, she then joked about the rumored Twitter shutdown with the copypasta, gaining over 2,000 retweets and 40,000 likes in five days[5] (shown below, right).


Sasha @MOMMYBIGDICK ... Sorry, not sorry, not going to care about Shinzo Abe's assassination because I grew up with an alcoholic, psychologically abusive father in constant state of anxiety about the future. Hearing the key in the door every evening was my own "Shinzo Abe" for almost 20 years. 2:52 PM Jul 8, 2022 Twitter for iPhone

Various Examples


THIS oppressed peoples of normal island @deffonottommac : ... Sorry, not going to care about Elon buying twitter because I grew up with an alcoholic, psychologically abusive father in constant state of distress, anxiety and worry about the future. Hearing the key in the door every evening was my own "Elon buying twitter" for almost 20 years 4:14 PM. Apr 25, 2022 Twitter for iPhone SW7 @Saware7 Sorry, not sorry, not going to care about will smith punching chris rock because I grew up with an alcoholic, psychologically abusive father in constant state of anxiety about the future. Hearing the key in the door every evening was my own "will smith" for almost 20 years. 2:31 PM Mar 28, 2022 Twitter Web App : Sasha @MOMMYBIGDICK Sorry, not sorry, not going to care about Nathan Fielder being manipulative because I grew up with an alcoholic, psychologically abusive father in constant state of anxiety about the future. Hearing the key in the door every evening was my own "Nathan Fielder" for almost 20 years 4:24 PM Jul 27, 2022 Twitter for iPhone Rowan @prettykittyclot Sorry, not sorry, not going to care that you cant get Taylor swift tickets because I grew up with an alcoholic, psychologically abusive father in constant state of anxiety about the future. Hearing the key in the door every evening was my own "ticketmaster" for almost 20 years. 8:53 PM Nov 18, 2022 Twitter for iPhone Sleve McDichael @jimmyjoemc Replying to @mustachetoilet Sorry, not sorry, not going to care about Mastodon because I grew up with an alcoholic, psychologically abusive father in constant state of anxiety about the future. Hearing the key in the door every evening was my own "Mastodon" for almost 20 years. 1:56 PM Nov 19, 2022 Twitter for Android . ... Jeff @jeffyadar Sorry, not sorry, not going to care about a pot of chili because I grew up with an alcoholic, psychologically abusive father in constant state of distress, anxiety and worry about the future. Hearing the key in the door every evening was my own "pot of chili" for almost 20 years. 10:56 AM Nov 19, 2022 from Manhattan, NY Twitter for iPhone . : .

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External References

[1] Twitter – @porkchop_exp [archived]

[2] Twitter – catsfeettowel

[3] Twitter – ramzreboot

[4] Twitter – MOMMYBIGDICK

[5] Twitter – MOMMYBIGDICK

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