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I Cannot Comprehend Your E-Girl Problems

I Cannot Comprehend Your E-Girl Problems

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I Cannot Comprehend Your E-Girl Problems refers to a series of snowclone memes in which Doge and various other characters, often transformed into an inanimate object, state that they cannot comprehend "your problems" for the reason of being that object. The format became viral in /r/dogelore subreddit in November 2019 and maintained moderate popularity online in 2020.

Origin

On May 23rd, 2019, Facebook[1] user Ian Pookie Campbell posted an image of Doge transformed into a cement mixer, with one of the images being captioned "I'm a fuckin cement mixer vro, I literally cannot comprehend your "e-girl" "problems," with the post gaining 14 reactions and 6 shares (shown below).


IMAFUCKIN CEMENT MIXER VRO ara OLITERALLY CANNOT COMPREHEND YOUR E-GIRLD"PROBLEMS" imgfilipcem

Spread

Within several days, Campbell posted the image to now-deleted Doge-themed Facebook[2] group Doge Retardposting where it went viral (post no longer available). On June 12th, 2019, Redditor[3] Bootyratchik reposted the image to /r/dogelore where it received over 930 upvotes in six months. On September 30th, iFunny[4] user Selectro reposted the image, with the post gaining over 15,500 smiles in one year. On October 28th, 2019, Redditor[5] the_dyl_pickle reposted the image to /r/okbuddyretard, where it gained over 440 upvotes in six months.

The snowclone did not see viral spread until mid-November 2019, when it gained signicant popularity in /r/dogelore. For example, on November 19th, 2019, Redditor[6] carathebunnyhost posted a meme that received over 470 upvotes in six months (shown below, left). On November 23rd, Redditor[7] Shadown_TNF posted a Boar Vessel meme that gained over 8,500 upvotes in the same period (shown below, right).


I'm a projecter bro I literally cannot comprehend your YouTube problems Bro, I'm literallya Boar Vessel 600-500 BC Etruscan Ceramic Icannot comprehend any of your problems

In the following months, the format maintained moderate popularity on Reddit, Twitter and Facebook, with many variations featuring characters other than Doge.

On May 24th, 2020, the poster of the original meme made a post in /r/dogelore about the story behind the meme (shown below).[2][8]


DudePookieDuder 705 points · 2 months ago · edited 2 months ago Okay, so it pretty much goes that my dumbass was crushing over this wannabe e-girl and over a couple of years and over this time we get close and talking a whole lot/talks of meeting ect. And she keeps flaking and s--- and it turns out all of her "quirky" behaviors were because of rampart alcoholism(think Jim Lahey from TPB) that she didn't want to treat and other trauma ect. And I just get tired of listening to her prattle on the same f------ stupid work stories everyday(because her brain was fried by alcohol she had the memory of a goldfish I s--- you not) so one day while chilling at my place I was baked as f--- and made this as a subtle dig( she to this day had no idea it's based on her) and as a sequel to a meme I made with the same source image to the previous day, which just had the cement mixer making noises and calling the reader a retard for expecting sagely advice from a cement mixer. So the idea in my weed addled brain was that her drunk ass would be the one to try and vent to a f------ inanimate object that literally couldn't comprehend her e-girl problems. Reply Give Award Share Report Save

Various Examples


BRUH I'M A KEYNESIAN OLITERALLY CAN'T COMPREHEND YOUR CAPITAL THEORY PROBLEMS SORRY, DAKOTA. BUT ALL I DO IS SEE AURAS AND TALK TO ANIMALS I SERIOUSLY. CAN T-COMPREHEND YOUR LITTLE E-GIRL PROBLEMS ILITERALLY CANNOT COMPREHEND YOUR E-G*RL PROBLEMS I'M DOUGHE @wildpupper
BRO I'M LITERALLY HAVING A MIGRAINE I CANNOT BEGIN TO COMPREHEND YOUR EGIRL PROBLEMS Bro, Imjust an anime girl O literally can't comprehend your e-girl problems FMAFUCKING PANZERKAMPFWAGEN VI TIGER AUSF. E VRO I PHYSICALLY CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOUR FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS

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External References

[1] Facebook – Ian Pookie Campbell

[2] Reddit – DudePookieDuder

[3] Reddit – le cement mixer has arrived

[4] iFunny – Selectro

[5] Reddit – Albertsons Vs Ross

[6] Reddit – I cannot comprehend it

[7] Reddit – Le dead meme has arrived

[8] Reddit – I cannot comprehend it

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