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I Just Hit a Dog Going 70MPH on My Truck

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I Just Hit a Dog Going 70MPH on My Truck is a copypasta based on a 2016 tweet posted by YouTuber KEEMSTAR on Christmas Eve 2016. The tweet was turned into a copypasta by other YouTube content creators who annually tweet the copypasta out of context on Christmas Eve.

Origin

On December 24th, 2016, YouTuber KEEMSTAR tweeted[1] a story of hitting a dog who ran onto the highway with his truck going 70 miles per hour. In a separate tweet, KEEMSTAR confirmed that the dog died. The tweet received over 2,000 retweets and 5,400 likes prior to being deleted by KEEMSTAR (shown below).


KEEM @KEEMSTAR I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a s----- xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much. 8:53 PM - 24 Dec 2016 1,031 Retweets 4,036 Likes 406 11.0K 4.0K KEEM → @KEEMSTAR 24 Dec 2016 Replying to @KEEMSTAR yes it died. 114 357 Follow 1.7K

I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.
Yes it died.

On December 25th, 2016, Twitter[2] user @HWYMG posted the earliest notable copy of KEEMSTAR's tweet, with the post gaining over 20 retweets and 430 likes (shown below, left). On June 2nd, 2017, YouTuber Dolan Dark replied[3] to actress Miranda Cosgrove with the first sentence from the tweet, with the reply gaining over 130 retweets and 1,200 likes in five years (shown below, right).


Nick Cash @HWYMG I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a s----- xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much. 10:31 AM · Dec 25, 2016 Miranda Cosgr... @Miranda Cosgr... · Jun 2, 2017 Hi guys! How's your day going? ₁ Dolan Dark @DolanDark 667 1,968 11:43 PM Jun 2, 2017 11.9K Replying to @Miranda Cosgrove I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. ↑ :

On December 24th, 2017, Dolan Dark tweeted[4] the full copypasta, with the tweet gaining over 750 retweets and 12,500 likes in five years (shown below).


Dolan Dark @DolanDark I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a s----- xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much. 2:56 PM Dec 24, 2018

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In 2017, Dolan Dark and other YouTubers tweeted the copypasta on Christmas Eve. A tweet[5] by Dolan Dark received over 1,400 retweets and 26,600 likes in five years. Tweets[6][7] by Jschlatt and Nopeify gained over 70 retweets and 870 likes and 50 retweets and 2,100 likes, respectively (shown below, left and right).


Schlatt @jschlatt I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a s----- xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much. 12:04 AM · Dec 23, 2018 nopeify @nopeifyaltalt Replying to @DolanDark I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a s----- xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much. 2:58 PM Dec 24, 2018

In the following years, these and other content creators tweeted the copypasta out of context on Christmas Eve, with the copypasta gaining increasingly more recognition every year. On December 24th, 2021, KEEMSTAR quote tweeted a post by Ricky Berwick, recognizing his tweet as a copypasta, with the tweet gaining over 230 retweets and 8,700 likes in one year (shown below).


KEEM @KEEMSTAR I hate you guys.... Y'all been doing this to me for 5 straight years! Ricky Berwick @rickyberwick · Dec 24, 2021 merry christmas KEEM @KEEMSTAR I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a s----- xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much. 5:53 25 Dec 16 Twitter for iPhone 2,802 Retweets 6,829 Likes 27 KEEM Replying to @KEEMSTAR yes it died. 139 10:49 PM · Dec 24, 2021 @KEEMSTAR 25 Dec 16 1 1,088 3,604 go

Various Examples


Pyrocynical @Pyrocynical 17h I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a s----- xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much. ₁2.9M Pyrocynical @Pyrocynical yes it died 11:00 AM · Dec 24, 2022 578 2,794 ♡ 78.2K ↑ : Ricky Berwick @rickyberwick merry christmas KEEM @KEEMSTAR I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a s----- xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much. 5:53 25 Dec 16 Twitter for iPhone 2,802 Retweets 6,829 Likes 27 10:28 PM · Dec 24, 2021 KEEM Replying to @KEEMSTAR yes it died. 139 @KEEMSTAR 25 Dec 16 1,088 3,604 8 KEEM @KEEMSTAR Dec 23, 2020 Not trying to throw any shade or anything... But Eddy Burback has always been a talentless hack pandering to Neck Beards on Reddit who's only known skill is networking with @Gusbuckets. l Eddy Burback @eddyburback Dec 23, 2020 the hot chocolate guys from polar express just broke into my apartment and assaulted me 1,692 nopeify @nopeifyaltalt . . 5:59 AM Dec 24, 2020 t 866 . 2,507 Replying to @KEEMSTAR and @Gusbuckets So true man. I'm glad someone finally said it, his content is truly so f------ I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a s----- xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much ↑
apandah @apandahvevo Replying to @KEEMSTAR and @Gusbuckets I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a s----- xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much 2:51 AM Dec 24, 2020 Slazo @slazo I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a s----- xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much. 6:27 AM Dec 24, 2020

Search Interest

External References

[1] Internet Archive – @keemstar

[2] Twitter – @HWYMG

[3] Twitter – @DolanDark

[4] Twitter – @DolanDark

[5] Twitter – @DolanDark

[6] Twitter – @jschlatt

[7] Twitter – @nopeifyaltalt

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Weimario
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Well seeing as how this has been necro'd into trending I might as well relate that I actually did get close to hitting a pit bull this Christmas Eve. Fortunately, I was only going 40 and saw it on the side of the road right before it made the bad decision to jump up onto the road. Slammed the brakes, turned hard left, really thought for a second that I'd hit it. Then it strolled up alongside, panting and looking at me like I was just any friendly passerby, clearly had no clue what just happened and just continued on its merry way.

I just BARELY avoided accidentally ending that dog's life and it just looked at me like

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