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I Was Bitten By a Turtle When I Was a Young Lad refers to a copypasta from a Yahoo! Answers question in which a person asks if they can still drink orange juice even though they were bitten by a turtle as a child. The question, considered ridiculous for its syntax as well as the supposed medical connection between turtle bites and orange juice, has been posted numerous times on the site and elsewhere.

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On September 1st, 2008,[1] Yahoo! Answers user Tuggy posed the question, "I was bitten by a turtle when I was a young lad, should I still drink orange juice?" For additional information, they said "I need to know ya'll. I love to drink that dang OJ. It be tasting very good to me." Ostensibly, they were trolling.

I was bitten by a turtle when I was a young lad, should I still drink orange juice? I need to know ya'll. 1 love to drink that dang OJ. It be tasting very good to me. 4 following 15 answers

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Following Tuggy's post, the same question appeared on Yahoo! Answers dozens of times in the following years.[2] On December 29th, 2010, Owl City[3] posted the question to his Facebook page. The question was also included in a Complex[4] compilation of dumb Yahoo! Answers questions. The question continues to be posted to Yahoo! Answers in 2017, to some exhaustion. One commenter responded to the question, posed in March,[5] "can't believe anyone is still trying to troll with this old, unoriginal "question". This has been posted at least once a week for years."

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I Was Bitten By a Turtle When I Was a Young Lad

I Was Bitten By a Turtle When I Was a Young Lad

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I Was Bitten By a Turtle When I Was a Young Lad refers to a copypasta from a Yahoo! Answers question in which a person asks if they can still drink orange juice even though they were bitten by a turtle as a child. The question, considered ridiculous for its syntax as well as the supposed medical connection between turtle bites and orange juice, has been posted numerous times on the site and elsewhere.

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On September 1st, 2008,[1] Yahoo! Answers user Tuggy posed the question, "I was bitten by a turtle when I was a young lad, should I still drink orange juice?" For additional information, they said "I need to know ya'll. I love to drink that dang OJ. It be tasting very good to me." Ostensibly, they were trolling.


I was bitten by a turtle when I was a young lad, should I still drink orange juice? I need to know ya'll. 1 love to drink that dang OJ. It be tasting very good to me. 4 following 15 answers

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Following Tuggy's post, the same question appeared on Yahoo! Answers dozens of times in the following years.[2] On December 29th, 2010, Owl City[3] posted the question to his Facebook page. The question was also included in a Complex[4] compilation of dumb Yahoo! Answers questions. The question continues to be posted to Yahoo! Answers in 2017, to some exhaustion. One commenter responded to the question, posed in March,[5] "can't believe anyone is still trying to troll with this old, unoriginal "question". This has been posted at least once a week for years."

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What the person who originally asked this question forgot to mention was that this particular turtle was radioactive. He now operates under the superhero name of Turtle-Man, and has a powerful bite, an invulnerable shell he can hide in, and exceptional swimming skills.

Sadly, for whatever reason, orange juice happens to be his Kryptonite…

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