If You X I'm Fucking Stealing Something Out Your House

About

If You X I'm Fucking Stealing Something Out Your House! is an exploitable snowclone meme template that uses a selfie from content creator Mind Of Json. The original image features the phrase "If you make me wait to get the pussy and it's wack.. I'm fucking stealing something out your house!!" The quote and image predate the popularity of the meme, which peaked in the summer of 2021.

Origin

The earliest known mention of the phrasal template "If you make me wait for the pussy and it's wack.. I'm stealing something out your house" can be traced to Twitter in 2015.^[1][2]

The original image of Mind of Json with the aforementioned quote likely first appeared in 2017 (seen below, left), with Twitter^[3] user @dizzyhvrricane posting a meme referencing the image on December 8th, 2017.

The earliest known edit of the meme was posted to Instagram^[4] on April 7th, 2020 by filthy_atheist_scum (seen below).

Spread

On July 26th, 2020, iFunny^[5] user mitzuha posted an edited version of the original image macro, gathering over 500 smiles in two years (seen below, left). On April 27th, 2021, an edit of the original image was posted to iFunny^[7] by user brosofTdown_2021 and Instagram^[6] page farting.fuck.face (seen below, right).

On June 8th 2021, Instagram^[8] page lifes.a.bender posted a version of the meme that gathered over 20,000 likes in two years (seen below, left). On July 29th, 2021, Instagram^[9] page justice4lols posted another version of the meme that gathered over 2,000 likes in two years (seen below, right).

Various Examples

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