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If You X I'm Fucking Stealing Something Out Your House
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About
If You X I'm Fucking Stealing Something Out Your House! is an exploitable snowclone meme template that uses a selfie from content creator Mind Of Json. The original image features the phrase "If you make me wait to get the pussy and it's wack.. I'm fucking stealing something out your house!!" The quote and image predate the popularity of the meme, which peaked in the summer of 2021.
Origin
The earliest known mention of the phrasal template "If you make me wait for the pussy and it's wack.. I'm stealing something out your house" can be traced to Twitter in 2015.[1][2]
The original image of Mind of Json with the aforementioned quote likely first appeared in 2017 (seen below, left), with Twitter[3] user @dizzyhvrricane posting a meme referencing the image on December 8th, 2017.
![If Your P---- Wack I'm F------ Stealing Something Out Your House!!! IF YOU MAKE ME WAIT TO GET THE P---- AND IT'S WACK...... IM F------ STEALING SOMETHING OUT YOUR HOUSE!!!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/564/378/e01.png)
![If Your P---- Wack I'm F------ Stealing Your Bike!! alex @mineifiwildout Dec 8, 2017 If You Make Me Wait To Get The P---- And It's Wack.. I'm F------ Stealing Something Out Your House!! SHEN adrian @adrinroach Dec 8, 2017 @mineifiwildout my senior quote is in your hands king help me out 4 t 303 kdawg @dizzyhvrricane Replying to @mineifiwildout I WAITED FOR WHACK P---- RECENTLY. SO I STOLE HER BIKE. Ap BUT I THINK I AM MORE HAPPY TO GET HER BIKE THAN I AM SAD ABOUT THE WHACK P----. THE TOTAL HAPPINESS IN THE WORLD INCREASED. 5:18 PM Dec 8, 2017 1,830 I WAS PRETTY BUMMED OUT ABOUT IT. 0 m m m² SO, WHATEVER. m M :](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/564/377/373.png)
The earliest known edit of the meme was posted to Instagram[4] on April 7th, 2020 by filthy_atheist_scum (seen below).
![If You Ecofash I'm F------ Stealing Something Out Your House!!! IF YOU say "mother Earth is awakening, WE are the virus". IM F------ STEALING SOMETHING OUT YOUR HOUSE!!!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/564/379/53a.png)
Spread
On July 26th, 2020, iFunny[5] user mitzuha posted an edited version of the original image macro, gathering over 500 smiles in two years (seen below, left). On April 27th, 2021, an edit of the original image was posted to iFunny[7] by user brosofTdown_2021 and Instagram[6] page farting.fuck.face (seen below, right).
![If You Ask For Sauce That's Already Given I'm F------ Reporting You!!! IF I PUT THE ANIME NAME IN THE TAGS AND FOR THE SOURCE YOU STILL ASK IM F------ USING MY 57 ALTS TOMASS REPORT YOUR ACCOUNT!!!!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/564/380/a00.png)
![If You Nihilistic I'm F------ Stealing Something Out Your House IF YOU say s--- like "we're just meat sacks with god complexes on a spinning rock"..... IM F------ STEALING SOMETHING OUT YOUR HOUSE!!!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/564/381/9cb.png)
On June 8th 2021, Instagram[8] page lifes.a.bender posted a version of the meme that gathered over 20,000 likes in two years (seen below, left). On July 29th, 2021, Instagram[9] page justice4lols posted another version of the meme that gathered over 2,000 likes in two years (seen below, right).
![If You Went To Art School I'm F------ Stealing Something Out Your House!!! IF YOU went to one of those art high schools IM F------ STEALING SOMETHING OUT YOUR HOUSE!!!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/564/382/68c.png)
![If You X I'm F------ Stealing Something Out Your House IF YOU INVITE ME TO YOUR HOUSE AND THIS IS ON YOUR FRONT LAWN: IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE: BLACK LIVES MATTER WOMEN'S RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS NO HUMAN IS ILLEGAL SCIENCE IS REAL LOVE IS LOVE KINDNESS IS EVERYTHING OKRISTIN JOINER CAFEPRESS.COM/THEWAWHSHOP IM F------ STEALING SOMETHING OUT YOUR HOUSE!!!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/564/383/c40.png)
Various Examples
![If You Hate Humanity I'm F------ Stealing Something Out Your House!!!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/564/388/efb.png)
![If You Hate Spotify Wrapped I'm F------ Stealing Something Out Your House!!! IF YOU say s--- like "you're supporting the death of music as a medium by posting spotify wrapped IM F------ STEALING SOMETHING OUT YOUR HOUSE!!!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/564/387/691.png)
![If You Say "alt" I'm F------ Stealing Something Out Your House!!!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/564/386/113.png)
![If You Reply With "nice" I'm F------ Stealing Something Out Your House!!!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/564/385/450.png)
![If You Own An NFT I'm F------ Right-Click Saving Something Out Your House!!!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/564/384/c2d.png)
![If You Allow Me To Enter Your House I'm F------ Stealing Something Out Your House!!!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/564/389/957.png)
Search Interest
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External References
[1] Twitter – _TheyLoveGee
[2] Twitter – EastsideTC
[3] Twitter – dizzyhvrricane
[4] Instagram – filthy_atheist_scum
[6] Instagram – farting.fuck.face
[7] iFunny – brosoftdown_2021
[8] Instagram – lifes.a.bender
[9] Instagram – justice4lols
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