"It's My First Time"

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About

"It's My First Time" is an image macro meme that revolves around images of large gaping holes typically with the phrase captioned on them. The meme is sarcastically referring to women who lie about being virgins when it is supposedly evident otherwise is the case.

Origin

The earliest known instance of the meme is by Twitter user baby cakes @Mariah Cooper who posted a tweet with an image of a turkey ready for stuffing captioned "Bitches be like 'It's my first time I swear'" on the 25th of December, 2013^[4].

Spread

Multiple images of the meme are also done in the similar fashion of taking a picture of poultry being prepared for cooking, which can also be seen on twitter. Instances of the meme can be seen in Meme Generators like Funniest Memes, Funny Memes, and Funny Junk^[1]^[2]^[3].

Various Examples

SWEAR IT'S MY FIRST TIME featured on iFunny.com

SHESAID: PLEASE BE GENTLE ITS MY FIRST TIME

Search Interest

Note: The graph has picked up instances of the term that fall outside the meme.

External References

^[1] Funniest Memes – [Bitches Be Like, It’s My First Time…]

^[2] Funny Memes – Girls be like: It’s my first time

^[3] Funny Junk – Dang, it's wide.

^[4] Twitter – baby cakes

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Particle Mare

Mar 19, 2015 at 04:03PM EDT

Fun fact: vaginas are not "loosened" by repeated sexual intercourse. Vagina walls are not set structures that break down with use; they are very much elastic, being capable of significant expansion and contraction within a single session of sex.

The number one factor when it comes to vaginal tightness is arousal: the more aroused a woman is, the more "loose" she will be, as far as biology is concerned. So stop panicking just because you can fit into your partner easily, men – it simply means that she finds you sexy.

The reason why virgins are associated with tightness is because anxiety – often in no short supply when having sex for the first time – has the opposite effect of arousal, causing the vagina's walls to clench. This effect can be often be negated with sufficient foreplay, but because the man is often also inexperienced, it typically isn't.

TL;DR If she's tight, the main (if not only) thing that it should be indicative of is that she isn't comfortable.

http://www.sarilocker.com/advice/qa.php?id=282
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/all-about-sex/201109/the-rare-truth-about-tight-and-loose-women

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Particle Mare

Mar 24, 2015 at 10:08PM EDT in reply to Samekichi Kiseki

Yes, I always carry a pen, clipboard, and ruler around in my undergarments in order to conduct research on my reproductive organs before, during, and after sex.

I now await an engineer to congratulate me on my marvellously efficient method of collecting data.

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