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GOD TIER +Ottoman Empire +We lose +initiative +great tactics - bad at grand pwned the West every battle + defeated UK except the at Gallipoli final one + fearless + quick learners HIGH TIER + Broke racial barriersdominated ancient to fight off a muitude of warfare Napoleon + historically one skilled + Very helpful to allied nations + Survived 250 years being next to the USA + Orthodox Zeal + Utilized machine guns especially when and nifles in the Victorian outnumbered + great tactics great tactics + best war economy alwa outnumbered +most firepower Era +Alexander armies and morale + high tech + Skilled colonial troops ww2 Still has the Queen as their commander in chief Hated by literally every Empire twice and seized their colonies -Fell to a small Doesnt exist anymore DECENT TIER rebellioncolonies for Feudal military structure ermany less skilled most skilled+ defeated USA dependent Asians +b + only people to fight off + great effort+ Conquistadors+ defended Hussars + brave est at jungle on Germany +good effort fighting aterlarge numbers the Romans + skilled in Falklands + did ok on the against s--- tough + aggressive + most skilled Russian front Russian in Vietnam Australia - poor tactics fearless for logistics and guidance black nation - useless at had frostbite - lost Winter War modern warfare + first Asians to BAD TIER defeat a modern European power fearless poor tactics bad shots - cowards -bad morale - good cannon fodder never really beat Texas easily beaten -easily beaten unlimited poorly equipped easily beaten fought anyone easily manpowerunskilled - poor tactics low tech + harder to beat than Dutch or - poor soldiers - poorly equpped - can't even beat drug lord:s low tech good at genocide Belgians against unarmed neighbours WON'T EVEN FIGHT TIER ITALIAN TIER - cowards - unskilled - useless soldiers - talians +good cannon fodder +equipped Rommel's panzer division
GOD TIER +Ottoman Empire +We lose +initiative +great tactics - bad at grand pwned the West every battle + defeated UK except the at Gallipoli final one + fearless + quick learners HIGH TIER + Broke racial barriersdominated ancient to fight off a muitude of warfare Napoleon + historically one skilled + Very helpful to allied nations + Survived 250 years being next to the USA + Orthodox Zeal + Utilized machine guns especially when and nifles in the Victorian outnumbered + great tactics great tactics + best war economy alwa outnumbered +most firepower Era +Alexander armies and morale + high tech + Skilled colonial troops ww2 Still has the Queen as their commander in chief Hated by literally every Empire twice and seized their colonies -Fell to a small Doesnt exist anymore DECENT TIER rebellioncolonies for Feudal military structure ermany less skilled most skilled+ defeated USA dependent Asians +b + only people to fight off + great effort+ Conquistadors+ defended Hussars + brave est at jungle on Germany +good effort fighting aterlarge numbers the Romans + skilled in Falklands + did ok on the against s--- tough + aggressive + most skilled Russian front Russian in Vietnam Australia - poor tactics fearless for logistics and guidance black nation - useless at had frostbite - lost Winter War modern warfare + first Asians to BAD TIER defeat a modern European power fearless poor tactics bad shots - cowards -bad morale - good cannon fodder never really beat Texas easily beaten -easily beaten unlimited poorly equipped easily beaten fought anyone easily manpowerunskilled - poor tactics low tech + harder to beat than Dutch or - poor soldiers - poorly equpped - can't even beat drug lord:s low tech good at genocide Belgians against unarmed neighbours WON'T EVEN FIGHT TIER ITALIAN TIER - cowards - unskilled - useless soldiers - talians +good cannon fodder +equipped Rommel's panzer division

Italian Military Jokes

Italian spy attempting to infiltrate American forces (1945, colorized)

Italian spy attempting to infiltrate American forces (Circa. 1945, colorized.)
Italian spy attempting to infiltrate American forces (Circa. 1945, colorized.)

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Italian victories: WW1 - Raid on Pula

No one expects the competent Italian commandos
No one expects the competent Italian commandos

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Italy got away with it

There's a bunch of reasons why this is never brought up. If you wanna know, we'll talk about it in the comments
There's a bunch of reasons why this is never brought up. If you wanna know, we'll talk about it in the comments

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Battle of Bardia

The Battle of Bardia is probably the most humiliating defeat in Italian military history, right above Caporetto. I usually show victories in my memes, but I've got to expose the losses every once in a while
The Battle of Bardia is probably the most humiliating defeat in Italian military history, right above Caporetto. I usually show victories in my memes, but I've got to expose the losses every once in a while

Italian Military Jokes

Italian victories: WW1 - Battle of Rhodes

After the annexation of Libya, the Italian Navy (Regia Marina) started aiming for the annexation of other Turkish colonies in the Mediterranean. In particular former Greek islands that got occupied during the Ottoman conquest, centuries earlier. The most important of these islands, is Rhodes, which is right at Turkey's doorsteps. Despite the Turks gathered up a militia of 10 thousands, they gave up the fighting soon as the main garrison surrendered. The Italians conquered the island quickly and easily, supported by artillery fire from the sea and chased down the retreating Turkish forces through the island until they gave up their weapons and surrendered. In the meme, the ship in the background is a 3D reconstructed model of the Ammiraglio di Saint Bon, which assisted the Italian troops with his sister ship, the Emanuele Filiberto. The meme, which took me a while to draw and color properly, is a quite slightly less dignifying version of the image that Il Corriere Della Sera drew to print the news of the Turkish forces surrendering. !https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fb/DC-1912-21-d-ResaDeiTurchiARodi.jpg! The print shows the Turk commander giving out his sword and a giant line of his soldiers ready to do the same. On the other side, there are Italian forces, who seem to be with some captured and wounded Turkish soldiers wearing a blue uniform. Perhaps those were the militiamen Overall, it was a pretty embarrassing defeat. The Italian forces managed to cause 20 times more death casualties to the Ottomans than they had, and captured a very high number of soldiers. Turkey losing Rhodes, could be comparable to Italy losing Sicily, and these consecutive losses from the Turks led to the general uprising against them in the Balkans
After the annexation of Libya, the Italian Navy (Regia Marina) started aiming for the annexation of other Turkish colonies in the Mediterranean. In particular former Greek islands that got occupied during the Ottoman conquest, centuries earlier. The most important of these islands, is Rhodes, which is right at Turkey's doorsteps. Despite the Turks gathered up a militia of 10 thousands, they gave up the fighting soon as the main garrison surrendered. The Italians conquered the island quickly and easily, supported by artillery fire from the sea and chased down the retreating Turkish forces through the island until they gave up their weapons and surrendered. In the meme, the ship in the background is a 3D reconstructed model of the Ammiraglio di Saint Bon, which assisted the Italian troops with his sister ship, the Emanuele Filiberto. The meme, which took me a while to draw and color properly, is a quite slightly less dignifying version of the image that Il Corriere Della Sera drew to print the news of the Turkish forces surrendering. !https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fb/DC-1912-21-d-ResaDeiTurchiARodi.jpg! The print shows the Turk commander giving out his sword and a giant line of his soldiers ready to do the same. On the other side, there are Italian forces, who seem to be with some captured and wounded Turkish soldiers wearing a blue uniform. Perhaps those were the militiamen Overall, it was a pretty embarrassing defeat. The Italian forces managed to cause 20 times more death casualties to the Ottomans than they had, and captured a very high number of soldiers. Turkey losing Rhodes, could be comparable to Italy losing Sicily, and these consecutive losses from the Turks led to the general uprising against them in the Balkans

Italian Military Jokes

Italian WW2 Melee Weapons

Google italian ww2 melee weapons ALL IMAGES U/NAYEAHMATE VIDEOS NEW 6
Google italian ww2 melee weapons ALL IMAGES U/NAYEAHMATE VIDEOS NEW 6

Italian Military Jokes

Italian victories: The Ottomans' defeat

Small history lesson: The Italo-Turkish War, although only a minor war in terms of casualties from both sides, it was the beginning of the end for the Ottoman Empire after it lost its main colony on the Mediterranean Sea. The Italian maritime forces also occupied the Aegean Sea, and had the Ottomans surrender at Rhodes, which is an port right at the doorsteps of Turkey. The war, which had seen some revolutionary air warfare, impressed the French and the British, who valueted Italy as a powerful ally in the war, whilst simultaneously causing several countries in the Balkans to rebel to the Ottoman occupation, seeing how they were losing lots of ground to the Italians very easily. After losing the Mediterranean, the Balkans, and getting the short end of the stick against the Russians in the Caucasus Campaign, the Ottomans found their empire defeated and later on in the war, Constantinople got occupied by several armies, including the Italian one, that came from the sea.
Small history lesson: The Italo-Turkish War, although only a minor war in terms of casualties from both sides, it was the beginning of the end for the Ottoman Empire after it lost its main colony on the Mediterranean Sea. The Italian maritime forces also occupied the Aegean Sea, and had the Ottomans surrender at Rhodes, which is an port right at the doorsteps of Turkey. The war, which had seen some revolutionary air warfare, impressed the French and the British, who valueted Italy as a powerful ally in the war, whilst simultaneously causing several countries in the Balkans to rebel to the Ottoman occupation, seeing how they were losing lots of ground to the Italians very easily. After losing the Mediterranean, the Balkans, and getting the short end of the stick against the Russians in the Caucasus Campaign, the Ottomans found their empire defeated and later on in the war, Constantinople got occupied by several armies, including the Italian one, that came from the sea.

Italian Military Jokes

Italian victories - WW1: First Battle of Monte Grappa

The First Battle of Monte Grappa was what halted the Austro-Hungarian army from taking over Northern Italy after their victory at Caporetto. That failure Cadorna was taken off the command, and substituted with Diaz, which is probably the smartest move that they could have done. While it was Diaz in charge of the defense, it was that guy with the beard, Mario Nicolis commanding the troops on the ground. Luckily, the ONE thing Cadorna had done right the entire war was fortifying the mountains. It's like he could see his future failures and prepared in advance. I took a page from a user named "ThiccLoli" and Wojaked Otto von Below's face. I also added color to his black and white photograph, which is apparently something no one else bothered to do lol Unlike Conrad, that German general had a pretty good reputation. But despite having special troops and numerical superiority, they lost. Just think about it, if Diaz and his subordinates had messed up this battle, now Venice probably wouldn't be an Italian city.
The First Battle of Monte Grappa was what halted the Austro-Hungarian army from taking over Northern Italy after their victory at Caporetto. That failure Cadorna was taken off the command, and substituted with Diaz, which is probably the smartest move that they could have done. While it was Diaz in charge of the defense, it was that guy with the beard, Mario Nicolis commanding the troops on the ground. Luckily, the ONE thing Cadorna had done right the entire war was fortifying the mountains. It's like he could see his future failures and prepared in advance. I took a page from a user named "ThiccLoli" and Wojaked Otto von Below's face. I also added color to his black and white photograph, which is apparently something no one else bothered to do lol Unlike Conrad, that German general had a pretty good reputation. But despite having special troops and numerical superiority, they lost. Just think about it, if Diaz and his subordinates had messed up this battle, now Venice probably wouldn't be an Italian city.

Italian Military Jokes

Luigi Cadorna Nicknames

Luigi "Shoot my men until the war's over, then" Cadorna Luigi "Leave no man alive, not even yourself" Cadorna Luigi "Bloody foam all the way to Rome" Cadorna Luigi "Flee and I'll take your life for free" Cadorna Luigi "Eleventh time's a charm" Cadorna Luigi "Artillery Shmartillery" Cadorna of Belleto Luigi "Supply my troops and I'll court martial your group" Cadorna lloric nelo Luigi "You call this dull? Look at all those Italian skulls!" Cadorna Luigi "More bodies for the Isonzo, Bonzo" Cadorna Mores Thien Castellie Luigi "Viscera? Que sera, sera" Cadorna Luigi "New Recruit? He'll be the first to shoot!" Cadorna Luigi "Not my fault that I failed the assault" Cadorna Luigi "We don't need food, we don't need mood, we just need to get good!" Cadorna Luigi "What's the plan? Killing my own men" Cadorna
Luigi "Shoot my men until the war's over, then" Cadorna Luigi "Leave no man alive, not even yourself" Cadorna Luigi "Bloody foam all the way to Rome" Cadorna Luigi "Flee and I'll take your life for free" Cadorna Luigi "Eleventh time's a charm" Cadorna Luigi "Artillery Shmartillery" Cadorna of Belleto Luigi "Supply my troops and I'll court martial your group" Cadorna lloric nelo Luigi "You call this dull? Look at all those Italian skulls!" Cadorna Luigi "More bodies for the Isonzo, Bonzo" Cadorna Mores Thien Castellie Luigi "Viscera? Que sera, sera" Cadorna Luigi "New Recruit? He'll be the first to shoot!" Cadorna Luigi "Not my fault that I failed the assault" Cadorna Luigi "We don't need food, we don't need mood, we just need to get good!" Cadorna Luigi "What's the plan? Killing my own men" Cadorna

Italian Military Jokes

Italian victories - WW1: Battle of Misrata

This will be either my last or 2nd last meme about the Italo-Turkish War. I wanna move onto other battles and other wars to meme, but I have to finish this one first
This will be either my last or 2nd last meme about the Italo-Turkish War. I wanna move onto other battles and other wars to meme, but I have to finish this one first

Italian Military Jokes

Italian Victories - WW1 : Second Battle of the Piave River

tmw there are actual Austro-Hungarian nationalists roaming around on the Internet... Well, anyway, the soldier in the middle is feeding that Austrian """eagle""" to the Roman she-wolf that took care of Romolus and Remus... In case you didn't get the symbolism going on. And this is despite even the regular Roman Eagle mogs that monstrosity that the Austrians chose as their animal... Lmao get that skinny ugly black chicken outta here!
tmw there are actual Austro-Hungarian nationalists roaming around on the Internet... Well, anyway, the soldier in the middle is feeding that Austrian """eagle""" to the Roman she-wolf that took care of Romolus and Remus... In case you didn't get the symbolism going on. And this is despite even the regular Roman Eagle mogs that monstrosity that the Austrians chose as their animal... Lmao get that skinny ugly black chicken outta here!

Italian Military Jokes

The debate is still on about which one is the worst

I usually make positive memes about the Italian army, but before I go through with them, the Cadorna problem must be addressed
I usually make positive memes about the Italian army, but before I go through with them, the Cadorna problem must be addressed

Italian Military Jokes

French Invasion of Italy (a battle to surpass Pont Saint-Louis)

Another meme battle. Like the several versions of Pont Saint-Louis, it got deleted and transferred into another article that had a completely different display
Another meme battle. Like the several versions of Pont Saint-Louis, it got deleted and transferred into another article that had a completely different display

Italian Military Jokes

Italian victories - near WW2: Second Italo-Ethiopian War

This is a somewhat obscure war, mostly because people remember the first (way less bloody) one in which the Ethiopians won. This time it was a full blown war, not just a garrison, and the Ethiopian emperor ordered every capable of fighting man to go and fight a war that they couldn't possibly win. And by "every fighting capable man" it means literally everyone. Only very old people, children, pregnant women and disabled were saved from being drafted. They were forced to fight by any means necessary. The result is that absurd number of dead Ethiopians... The Italian rule didn't last long at all, and part of the colonization effort was lost due to the fact that WW2 started and Ethiopia fell into British hands afterwards Alongside the Italians, there were high numbers of Somali veterans and Eritrean troops helping. The Ethiopians were left alone on the field, but Nazi Germany supplied them with weapons
This is a somewhat obscure war, mostly because people remember the first (way less bloody) one in which the Ethiopians won. This time it was a full blown war, not just a garrison, and the Ethiopian emperor ordered every capable of fighting man to go and fight a war that they couldn't possibly win. And by "every fighting capable man" it means literally everyone. Only very old people, children, pregnant women and disabled were saved from being drafted. They were forced to fight by any means necessary. The result is that absurd number of dead Ethiopians... The Italian rule didn't last long at all, and part of the colonization effort was lost due to the fact that WW2 started and Ethiopia fell into British hands afterwards Alongside the Italians, there were high numbers of Somali veterans and Eritrean troops helping. The Ethiopians were left alone on the field, but Nazi Germany supplied them with weapons

Italian Military Jokes

The Germans won the most famous battles, but the Italians still won the wars

Found this as "Meme where Italy doesn't suck for once". I never thought I'd say this, but thanks a lot, Reddit. Thanks for remembering that there are other wars other than WW2
Found this as "Meme where Italy doesn't suck for once". I never thought I'd say this, but thanks a lot, Reddit. Thanks for remembering that there are other wars other than WW2

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