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Lu Bu is an extremely powerful character from Dynasty Warriors and usually takes 20 minutes of button-mashing to take down, does not flinch when attacked and usually kills you in 3-4 hits. The "It's Lu Bu, do not pursue" joke originated from the a cutscene in the Hu Lao Gate map in Dynasty Warriors. During the cutscene, Lu Bu appears in a grand manor after which a soldier would say 'It's Lu Bu!' in the background. After the cutscene, you will be given a warning saying 'Do not pursue Lu Bu'.

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Anonymous 03/20/14(Thu)23:05 UTC-5 No.236413467 >Mission: Do not challenge Lu Bu! Yeah whatever, I'm pretty much god with how easily I'm f------ everyone else, I'm gonna wreck his s--- too >WHO DARES CHALLENGE ME saccept duel? Never seen a yes or no to a duel before but yeah why not f--- yeah >spawn with just him in a small walled off arena >he's easily twice the size of my guy >spear has a built in axe >get impaled almost immediately >he lifts me into the air >slashes me a couple of times before I hit the ground >last big swing throws me against the wall >f---- me in the ass by shoving his massive d--- down my throat >dodges and counters every one of my attacks >never actually deal any damage to him >GAME OVER! f------ Lu Bu

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY PURSUE LUBU quickmeme.com

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It's Lu Bu!!!

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