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The New Mystery Dungeon Game

swan2swan I was not prepared for Sheriff Snorlax overpoweredoriginalposter this town ain't big enough for the one of me

swan2swan I was not prepared for Sheriff Snorlax overpoweredoriginalposter this town ain't big enough for the one of me

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Allegra Chicken

bimboid not funny, didn't laugh @sh... .7/15/19 guys does anyone know where u can bulk buy @AllegraOTC? i need more than what cvs stocks to make the batter for my world f amous allegra chicken 172 O11 Allegra O @AllegraOTC 7/17/19 Hello. Please only take Allegra as directed. Find directions, uses and warnings on our website, here: allegra.com/products. We would like to hear more about how you are using Allegra. Please give our Consumer Affairs Department a call at 1-800-633-1610. Allegra kagaintheskywithdiamonds #company talk for 'what in the f kare you doing' mgilipidomce: bimboid

bimboid not funny, didn't laugh @sh... .7/15/19 guys does anyone know where u can bulk buy @AllegraOTC? i need more than what cvs stocks to make the batter for my world f amous allegra chicken 172 O11 Allegra O @AllegraOTC 7/17/19 Hello. Please only take Allegra as directed. Find directions, uses and warnings on our website, here: allegra.com/products. We would like to hear more about how you are using Allegra. Please give our Consumer Affairs Department a call at 1-800-633-1610. Allegra kagaintheskywithdiamonds #company talk for 'what in the f kare you doing' mgilipidomce: bimboid

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Stefan Being Petty

punkfaery Follow bad news: i got rejected from a job that i wanted good news: they gendered me correctly in the rejection letter bad news: they inexplicably think my name is Stefan punkfaery Follow Dear Bookselling Team, Thank you for your prompt response! l'm sure Stefan will be very disappointed to hear this news; fortunately, I am not he. (Undoubtedly there has been a mix-up wherein I received Stefan's rejection letter, and Stefan received my email inviting me for an interview next week.) I'll keep an eye on that careers page. Best wishes, Stefan Eliot Skinner the cheeky shall inherit the earth punkfaery Follow update : i got the job 52,391 notes

punkfaery Follow bad news: i got rejected from a job that i wanted good news: they gendered me correctly in the rejection letter bad news: they inexplicably think my name is Stefan punkfaery Follow Dear Bookselling Team, Thank you for your prompt response! l'm sure Stefan will be very disappointed to hear this news; fortunately, I am not he. (Undoubtedly there has been a mix-up wherein I received Stefan's rejection letter, and Stefan received my email inviting me for an interview next week.) I'll keep an eye on that careers page. Best wishes, Stefan Eliot Skinner the cheeky shall inherit the earth punkfaery Follow update : i got the job 52,391 notes

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Figure 10

theweirdwideweb TASSURE YOU WE'RE NOT OPEN UPTOW YOU'RE STILL HERE? ITS OVER GO HOME Uptown Theater in Minneapolis hamster-run-faster In 50 years high school students will be reading about the Covid-19 pandemic on their tablets and this will be Figure 10 Source: theweirdwideweb

theweirdwideweb TASSURE YOU WE'RE NOT OPEN UPTOW YOU'RE STILL HERE? ITS OVER GO HOME Uptown Theater in Minneapolis hamster-run-faster In 50 years high school students will be reading about the Covid-19 pandemic on their tablets and this will be Figure 10 Source: theweirdwideweb

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Rick Sanchez and His Crows

I've become a bread crumb dealer to 4 crows in my local lake. And they pay me with a bit of everything. Shiny stuff, fabric, pens etc. But recently they paid me with 20$ they've found somewhere. So i decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me dollar notes. And i've problamy racked up 200$ at this point. Is it morally wrong though, i mean. They're the ones who steals it from someone. Or perhaps they just got a big pile laying 868 KB JPG somewhere. Should i keep on doing this? imaginaryi This sounds like the start to a Batman villain. Source: Itc-kilgore

I've become a bread crumb dealer to 4 crows in my local lake. And they pay me with a bit of everything. Shiny stuff, fabric, pens etc. But recently they paid me with 20$ they've found somewhere. So i decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me dollar notes. And i've problamy racked up 200$ at this point. Is it morally wrong though, i mean. They're the ones who steals it from someone. Or perhaps they just got a big pile laying 868 KB JPG somewhere. Should i keep on doing this? imaginaryi This sounds like the start to a Batman villain. Source: Itc-kilgore

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Bruce Springsteen

nickandros Follow every f------ day i think about bruce springsteen pretending to be gay to avoid the draft and the conscription officers were like. “um. yeah, well. anyway, you had a concussion from a motorcycle accident, which means you failed the physical but. uh. thank you. for that." secifosseluce Follow bruce: well well weeeeell sarge. i do love a man in uniform officer: you. you don't really have to do that officer: you literally have a concussion 25,294 notes

nickandros Follow every f------ day i think about bruce springsteen pretending to be gay to avoid the draft and the conscription officers were like. “um. yeah, well. anyway, you had a concussion from a motorcycle accident, which means you failed the physical but. uh. thank you. for that." secifosseluce Follow bruce: well well weeeeell sarge. i do love a man in uniform officer: you. you don't really have to do that officer: you literally have a concussion 25,294 notes

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Duncan's Donuts

beast-glatisant would it be discrimination to only hire employees at my doughnut shop who have the same name? drjdorr Legally I don't believe that breaches any discrimination laws, morally though... don't know beast-glatisant I believe god is on my side when it comes to Duncans' Doughnuts

beast-glatisant would it be discrimination to only hire employees at my doughnut shop who have the same name? drjdorr Legally I don't believe that breaches any discrimination laws, morally though... don't know beast-glatisant I believe god is on my side when it comes to Duncans' Doughnuts

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Therapy

meladoodle "I'm not really mentally ill, I'm just faking this." - A mentally ill proverb senpai-has-noticed-you i said this to my therapist and she just looked at me and said "so do you think i went to clown school"

meladoodle "I'm not really mentally ill, I'm just faking this." - A mentally ill proverb senpai-has-noticed-you i said this to my therapist and she just looked at me and said "so do you think i went to clown school"

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Doing Great at This Job

wrenrouge Follow okay, but all l've done today is sleep Imao wrenrouge Follow I woke up at noon, ate lasagna and went back to sleep right after wrenrouge Follow tathracyn Method Actor Garfield Cosplayer SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!! Source: wrenrouge

wrenrouge Follow okay, but all l've done today is sleep Imao wrenrouge Follow I woke up at noon, ate lasagna and went back to sleep right after wrenrouge Follow tathracyn Method Actor Garfield Cosplayer SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!! Source: wrenrouge

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Handsome

thebishopsknifetrick-deactivate no offense but like... why are people obsessed with king kong and godzilla astoundingbeyondbelief Follow Big stonecrusherproductions Follow Loud e mekagojira3k Handsome 271,695 notes

thebishopsknifetrick-deactivate no offense but like... why are people obsessed with king kong and godzilla astoundingbeyondbelief Follow Big stonecrusherproductions Follow Loud e mekagojira3k Handsome 271,695 notes

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Don't Trust Internet People

viking-illustrator In old Norse, men didn't say “I love you", they would say “Þú getur lyft hammanum mínum hvenær sem er, ef þú veist hvað ég meina", which loosely translates into "You are my Valkyrie, and I would follow you across the nine realms and into eternity", and I think that's beautiful. decaffeinated-squirrel Google Translate ICELANDIC - detected Þú getur lyft hammanum mínum hvenær s ENGLISH You can lift my hammer at any time, if you know what I mean СОPY

viking-illustrator In old Norse, men didn't say “I love you", they would say “Þú getur lyft hammanum mínum hvenær sem er, ef þú veist hvað ég meina", which loosely translates into "You are my Valkyrie, and I would follow you across the nine realms and into eternity", and I think that's beautiful. decaffeinated-squirrel Google Translate ICELANDIC - detected Þú getur lyft hammanum mínum hvenær s ENGLISH You can lift my hammer at any time, if you know what I mean СОPY

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Unionized

prokopetz ... My cats have very different communication styles when they urgently want something. One of them stares, and the other one yells, and if staring isn't having the desired results, the staring cat will go and fetch the yelling cat to yell on her behalf. #life #cats 2,114 notes

prokopetz ... My cats have very different communication styles when they urgently want something. One of them stares, and the other one yells, and if staring isn't having the desired results, the staring cat will go and fetch the yelling cat to yell on her behalf. #life #cats 2,114 notes

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Siblings Being Siblings

pansexuowl S hellobendykitty Follow writing-prompt-s Follow You're the town's superhero. Your greatest enemy is the town's supervillian. However, secretly, your both brothers. This isn't anything tragic, as your whole destructive rivalry is actually just a massive prank on your third brother, the mayor. bisexualdisaster106 Follow finally, a realistic sibling relationship in the media 58,095 notes

pansexuowl S hellobendykitty Follow writing-prompt-s Follow You're the town's superhero. Your greatest enemy is the town's supervillian. However, secretly, your both brothers. This isn't anything tragic, as your whole destructive rivalry is actually just a massive prank on your third brother, the mayor. bisexualdisaster106 Follow finally, a realistic sibling relationship in the media 58,095 notes

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You Can Always Watch the Sunrise If You Never Go to Sleep

astraldeterminism-deactivated20 if you wake up much earlier than normal you feel secret emotions medusasstory #one time i just woke up at 7 am and stared at the sunrise for like an hour #dont know what emotions those were but they sure were a lot!! W riverside--wren If you stay up late enough, you feel those same emotions, but the bad version of them

astraldeterminism-deactivated20 if you wake up much earlier than normal you feel secret emotions medusasstory #one time i just woke up at 7 am and stared at the sunrise for like an hour #dont know what emotions those were but they sure were a lot!! W riverside--wren If you stay up late enough, you feel those same emotions, but the bad version of them

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I'm XD, what about you guys?

"your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C A, Y,N" H OUG POGTO

"your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C A, Y,N" H OUG POGTO

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Wanna be a God? Be a Beekeeper

keuhkopussirotta Apparently a part of the reason why farmed bees stay in the beehives that humans build for them is because the farm hives are safer and sturdier. I don't know how a busy Discord server's worth of bugs that only have one brain cell each would logically conclude that the humans protect them from outside threats, illness and parasites, but if I understood right, the bees would be free to move away and build a new nest somewhere else any time they'd want, and they simply choose not to. You know how in almost every culture, people have some concept of "if I sacrifice something that I made/grew/produced to the Gods, they will ward me and my harvest from evil"? So, in a way, don't the bees willingly sacrifice a part of their harvest to an entity not only far greater than them, but nearly beyond their comprehension, in exchange for protection against natural forces wildly outside of their own control? So tell me, beekeepers, what are you to your bees, if not a mildly eldritch God? #omg 16,393 notes

keuhkopussirotta Apparently a part of the reason why farmed bees stay in the beehives that humans build for them is because the farm hives are safer and sturdier. I don't know how a busy Discord server's worth of bugs that only have one brain cell each would logically conclude that the humans protect them from outside threats, illness and parasites, but if I understood right, the bees would be free to move away and build a new nest somewhere else any time they'd want, and they simply choose not to. You know how in almost every culture, people have some concept of "if I sacrifice something that I made/grew/produced to the Gods, they will ward me and my harvest from evil"? So, in a way, don't the bees willingly sacrifice a part of their harvest to an entity not only far greater than them, but nearly beyond their comprehension, in exchange for protection against natural forces wildly outside of their own control? So tell me, beekeepers, what are you to your bees, if not a mildly eldritch God? #omg 16,393 notes

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the wizzard

NEW ZEALAND DRIVER LICENCE 1. WIZARD 2. THE 3. 11-12-1932 4a. 22-11-1991 4b. 11-12-2012 4c. DONOR 5a. BR548076 5b. 016 7. 1 robinsherman: spoopy-kanaya: bundyspooks: In New Zealand, there is a man legally known as The Wizard' who is an educator, comedian, magician and politician. Some of his political ideas include: • Abolishing old-fashioned gender roles • Travelling to find the "center of the universe" • Replacing God and the Church with Wizardry and the World Wide Web "Wizard, The" This is The Wizard, reblog in 35 seconds to reveal the secrets of the center of the universe and abolish old fashioned gender roles.

NEW ZEALAND DRIVER LICENCE 1. WIZARD 2. THE 3. 11-12-1932 4a. 22-11-1991 4b. 11-12-2012 4c. DONOR 5a. BR548076 5b. 016 7. 1 robinsherman: spoopy-kanaya: bundyspooks: In New Zealand, there is a man legally known as The Wizard' who is an educator, comedian, magician and politician. Some of his political ideas include: • Abolishing old-fashioned gender roles • Travelling to find the "center of the universe" • Replacing God and the Church with Wizardry and the World Wide Web "Wizard, The" This is The Wizard, reblog in 35 seconds to reveal the secrets of the center of the universe and abolish old fashioned gender roles.

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Mecha Phantom Beast sky route

painandcats [two images taken from above the clouds. A rainbow is visible below the clouds.]

painandcats [two images taken from above the clouds. A rainbow is visible below the clouds.]

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the pirate merman (🤔sound uncanny idea but nice...)

O Chwistopher @Loudwindow Concept: Pirates slay a monster mermaid to steal its treasure chest. Pirates open chest, finds a sleepy baby mermaid within. Monster mermaid was using the treasure chest as a cradle. Pirates: 00 otherwindow This is how the golden age of piracy ended. The first mermaid to get tattoos :) I dragonsateyourtoast "we didn't know any better," the crewman says, and swallows, presenting the chest to the captain. "what do we do now?" "kill it," the captain says, but the ice is melting in his eyes. "we can't," the first mate says desperately, praying she won't have to fight her captain on this. "we can't. we - i won't. we won't." "i know." "daddy," she says, floating in a tub of seawater in the hold, "daddy, la-la, la- la-la." her voice rings like bells. her accent is strange; her mouth isn't made for human words. it mesmerises even the hardiest amongst them and she wasn't even trying. the crew has taken to diving for shellfish near the shorelines for her; she loves them, splitting the shells apart with strength seen in no human toddler, slurping down the slimy molluscs inside and laughing, all plump brown cheeks and needle-sharp teeth. she sometimes splashes them for fun with her smooth, rubbery brown tail. even when they get soaked they laugh. they love her. "daddy," she calls again, and he can hear the worry in her voice. the storm rocking the ship is harsh and uncaring, and if they go down, she would be the only survivor. "don't worry," he says, and goes over, sitting next to the tub. the first mate, leaning against the wall, pretends not to notice as he quietly begins to sing. "father," she says, one day, as she leans on the edge of the dock and the captain sits next to her, "why am I here?" "your mother abandoned you," he says, as he always has. "we found you adrift, and couldn't bear to leave you there." she picks at the salt-soaked boards, uncertain. her hair is pulled back in a fluffy black puff, the white linen holding it slipping almost over one of her dark eyes. one of her first tattoos, a many-limbed kraken, curls over her right shoulder and down her arm, delicate tendrils wrapped around her calloused fingertips. "alright," she says. "why am I really here?" she asks the first mate, watching the sun set over the water in streaks of liquid metal that pooled in the troughs of the waves and glittered on the seafoam. "we didn't know any better," the first mate says, staring into the water. "we didn't know- we didn't know anything. we didn't understand why she fought so viciously to guard her treasure. we could not know she protected something a thousand times more precious than the purest gold." she wants to be furious, but she can't. she already knew the answer, from reading the guilt in her father's eyes and the empty space in her own "it's alright," she says. "i do have a family, anyways. i don't think i would have liked my other life near as much." her kraken grows, spreading its tendrils over her torso and arms. she grows too, too large to come on board the ship without being hauled up in a boat from the water. she sings when the storms come and swims before the ship to guide it to safety. she fights off more than one beast of the seas, and gathers a set of scars across her back that she bears with pride. "I don't mind," she says when the captain fusses over her, “now i match all of you." the first time their ship is threatened, really threatened, is by another fleet. a friend turned enemy of first mate. "we shouldn't fight him," she says, peering through the spyglass. "why not?" the mermaid asks. “he'll win," the first mate says. the mermaid tips her head sideways. Her eyes, dark as the deep waters, gleam in the noon light. "are you sure?" she asks. the enemy fleet surrenders after the flagship is sunk in the night, the anchor ripped off the ship and the planks torn off the hull. the surviving crew, wild-eyed and delirious, whimper and say a sea serpent came from the water and attacked them, say it was longer than the boat and crushed it in its coils. the first mate hears this and has to hide her laughter. the captain apologizes to his daughter for doubting her. "don't worry," she says, with a bright laugh, "it was fun." the second time, they are pushed by a storm into a royal fleet. they can't possibly fight them, and they don't have the time to escape. "let me up," the mermaid urges, surfacing starboard and shouting to the crew. "bring me up, quickly, quickly." they lower the boat and she piles her sinous form into it, and uses her claws to help the crew pull her up. once on the deck she flops out of the boat and makes her way over to the bow. the crew tries to help but she's so heavy they can barely lift parts of her. she crawls up out in front of the rail and wraps her long webbed tail around the prow. the figurehead has served them well so far but they need more right now. she wraps herself around the figurehead and raises her body up into the wind takes a breath of the stinging salt air and sings. the storm carries her voice on its front to the royal navy. they are enchanted, so stunned by her song that they drop the rigging ropes and let the tillers drift. the pirates sail through the center of the fleet, trailing the storm behind them, and by the time the fleet has managed to regain its senses they are buried in wind and rain and the pirates are gone. she declines guns. instead she carries a harpoon and its launcher, and uses them to board enemy ships, hauling her massive form out of the water to coil on the deck and dispatch "you know we are dying," the captain says, looking down at her. she floats next to the ship, so massive she could hold it in her arms. her eyes are wise. "i know," she says, "i can feel it coming." the first mate stands next to the captain. she never had a lover or a child, and neither did he, but to the mermaid they are her parents. she will always love her daughter. the tattoos are graven in dark swirls across the mermaid's deep brown skin and the flesh of her tail, even spiraling onto the spiked webbing on her spine and face. her hair is still tied back, this time with a sail that could not be patched one last time. "we love you," the first mate says simply, looking down. her own tightly coiled black hair falls in to her face; she shakes the locs out of the way and smiles through her tears. the captain pretends he isnt crying either. "i love you too," the mermaid says, and reached up to pull the ship down just a bit, just to hold them one last time. "guard the ship," the captain says. "you always have but you know they're lost without you." "without you," the mermaid corrects, with a shrug that makes waves. "what will we do?" "i don't know," the captain says. "but you'll help them, won't you?" "of course i will," she scoffs, rolling her eyes. “i will always protect my family." the captain and the first mate are gone. the ship has a new captain, young and fearless of the things she can afford to disregard. she fears and loves the ocean, as all captains do. she does not fear the royal fleet. and she does not fear the mermaid. "you know, i heard stories about you when i was a little girl," she says, trailing her fingers in the water next to the dock. the mermaid stares at her with one eye the size of a dinner table. "is that so?" she hums, smirking with teeth sharper than the swords of the entire navy. "they said you could sink an entire fleet and that you had skin tougher than dragon scales," the new captain says, grinning right back at the monster who could eat her without a moment's hesitation. "i always thought they were telling tall tales." "and now?" "they were right," the new captain says. "how did they ever befriend you?" the mermaid smiles, fully this time, her dark eyes gleaming under the white linen sail. "they didn't know any better."

O Chwistopher @Loudwindow Concept: Pirates slay a monster mermaid to steal its treasure chest. Pirates open chest, finds a sleepy baby mermaid within. Monster mermaid was using the treasure chest as a cradle. Pirates: 00 otherwindow This is how the golden age of piracy ended. The first mermaid to get tattoos :) I dragonsateyourtoast "we didn't know any better," the crewman says, and swallows, presenting the chest to the captain. "what do we do now?" "kill it," the captain says, but the ice is melting in his eyes. "we can't," the first mate says desperately, praying she won't have to fight her captain on this. "we can't. we - i won't. we won't." "i know." "daddy," she says, floating in a tub of seawater in the hold, "daddy, la-la, la- la-la." her voice rings like bells. her accent is strange; her mouth isn't made for human words. it mesmerises even the hardiest amongst them and she wasn't even trying. the crew has taken to diving for shellfish near the shorelines for her; she loves them, splitting the shells apart with strength seen in no human toddler, slurping down the slimy molluscs inside and laughing, all plump brown cheeks and needle-sharp teeth. she sometimes splashes them for fun with her smooth, rubbery brown tail. even when they get soaked they laugh. they love her. "daddy," she calls again, and he can hear the worry in her voice. the storm rocking the ship is harsh and uncaring, and if they go down, she would be the only survivor. "don't worry," he says, and goes over, sitting next to the tub. the first mate, leaning against the wall, pretends not to notice as he quietly begins to sing. "father," she says, one day, as she leans on the edge of the dock and the captain sits next to her, "why am I here?" "your mother abandoned you," he says, as he always has. "we found you adrift, and couldn't bear to leave you there." she picks at the salt-soaked boards, uncertain. her hair is pulled back in a fluffy black puff, the white linen holding it slipping almost over one of her dark eyes. one of her first tattoos, a many-limbed kraken, curls over her right shoulder and down her arm, delicate tendrils wrapped around her calloused fingertips. "alright," she says. "why am I really here?" she asks the first mate, watching the sun set over the water in streaks of liquid metal that pooled in the troughs of the waves and glittered on the seafoam. "we didn't know any better," the first mate says, staring into the water. "we didn't know- we didn't know anything. we didn't understand why she fought so viciously to guard her treasure. we could not know she protected something a thousand times more precious than the purest gold." she wants to be furious, but she can't. she already knew the answer, from reading the guilt in her father's eyes and the empty space in her own "it's alright," she says. "i do have a family, anyways. i don't think i would have liked my other life near as much." her kraken grows, spreading its tendrils over her torso and arms. she grows too, too large to come on board the ship without being hauled up in a boat from the water. she sings when the storms come and swims before the ship to guide it to safety. she fights off more than one beast of the seas, and gathers a set of scars across her back that she bears with pride. "I don't mind," she says when the captain fusses over her, “now i match all of you." the first time their ship is threatened, really threatened, is by another fleet. a friend turned enemy of first mate. "we shouldn't fight him," she says, peering through the spyglass. "why not?" the mermaid asks. “he'll win," the first mate says. the mermaid tips her head sideways. Her eyes, dark as the deep waters, gleam in the noon light. "are you sure?" she asks. the enemy fleet surrenders after the flagship is sunk in the night, the anchor ripped off the ship and the planks torn off the hull. the surviving crew, wild-eyed and delirious, whimper and say a sea serpent came from the water and attacked them, say it was longer than the boat and crushed it in its coils. the first mate hears this and has to hide her laughter. the captain apologizes to his daughter for doubting her. "don't worry," she says, with a bright laugh, "it was fun." the second time, they are pushed by a storm into a royal fleet. they can't possibly fight them, and they don't have the time to escape. "let me up," the mermaid urges, surfacing starboard and shouting to the crew. "bring me up, quickly, quickly." they lower the boat and she piles her sinous form into it, and uses her claws to help the crew pull her up. once on the deck she flops out of the boat and makes her way over to the bow. the crew tries to help but she's so heavy they can barely lift parts of her. she crawls up out in front of the rail and wraps her long webbed tail around the prow. the figurehead has served them well so far but they need more right now. she wraps herself around the figurehead and raises her body up into the wind takes a breath of the stinging salt air and sings. the storm carries her voice on its front to the royal navy. they are enchanted, so stunned by her song that they drop the rigging ropes and let the tillers drift. the pirates sail through the center of the fleet, trailing the storm behind them, and by the time the fleet has managed to regain its senses they are buried in wind and rain and the pirates are gone. she declines guns. instead she carries a harpoon and its launcher, and uses them to board enemy ships, hauling her massive form out of the water to coil on the deck and dispatch "you know we are dying," the captain says, looking down at her. she floats next to the ship, so massive she could hold it in her arms. her eyes are wise. "i know," she says, "i can feel it coming." the first mate stands next to the captain. she never had a lover or a child, and neither did he, but to the mermaid they are her parents. she will always love her daughter. the tattoos are graven in dark swirls across the mermaid's deep brown skin and the flesh of her tail, even spiraling onto the spiked webbing on her spine and face. her hair is still tied back, this time with a sail that could not be patched one last time. "we love you," the first mate says simply, looking down. her own tightly coiled black hair falls in to her face; she shakes the locs out of the way and smiles through her tears. the captain pretends he isnt crying either. "i love you too," the mermaid says, and reached up to pull the ship down just a bit, just to hold them one last time. "guard the ship," the captain says. "you always have but you know they're lost without you." "without you," the mermaid corrects, with a shrug that makes waves. "what will we do?" "i don't know," the captain says. "but you'll help them, won't you?" "of course i will," she scoffs, rolling her eyes. “i will always protect my family." the captain and the first mate are gone. the ship has a new captain, young and fearless of the things she can afford to disregard. she fears and loves the ocean, as all captains do. she does not fear the royal fleet. and she does not fear the mermaid. "you know, i heard stories about you when i was a little girl," she says, trailing her fingers in the water next to the dock. the mermaid stares at her with one eye the size of a dinner table. "is that so?" she hums, smirking with teeth sharper than the swords of the entire navy. "they said you could sink an entire fleet and that you had skin tougher than dragon scales," the new captain says, grinning right back at the monster who could eat her without a moment's hesitation. "i always thought they were telling tall tales." "and now?" "they were right," the new captain says. "how did they ever befriend you?" the mermaid smiles, fully this time, her dark eyes gleaming under the white linen sail. "they didn't know any better."

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