Soggy Biscuit

Part of a series on Internet Slang. [View Related Entries]

PROTIP: Press 'i' to view the image gallery, 'v' to view the video gallery, or 'r' to view a random entry.

This entry contains content that may be considered sensitive to some viewers.

About

Soggy Biscuit is a slang term referring to a game in which boys supposedly masturbate on a biscuit (or cookie) and force the last person to ejaculate to eat the biscuit. The earliest origins of the game purportedly date back to the 1960s, but it first appeared online around 2004.

Origin

According to The Cassell Dictionary of Slang, the term "soggy biscuit" may have originated in Australia in the 1960s. On February 3rd, 2007, BodyBuilding Forums^[5] member just_ace submitted a thread titled "Anyone Ever Played Soggy Biscuit?" to the misc. board.

Spread

On January 11th, 2004, Fortean Times Forums^[4] member oll_lewis submitted a thread asking about the soggy biscuit game to the "Urban Legends/Folklore" board. On January 19th, Urban Dictionary user michael kavanagh submitted an entry for "soggy biscuit," defining it as a "male masturbating game" (shown below).

soggy biscuit A male masturbating game. Contestants all j------- onto a digestive biscuit.whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser... .eats the biscuit Oh man, what a night! we played soggy biscuit again, Atkins came straightaway and I had to eat the cookie!

In April of that year, a book based on entries submitted to the database Law of the Playground was released, which asked 1,866 men "How close have you got to the game of Soggy Biscuit, in which you race to wank onto a cracker?" According to author Jonathan Blyth, 6.2% of respondents claimed to have participated in the game during childhood. On October 29th, 2009, Redditor boysschooljerk submitted a post to /r/IAmA,^[6] in which he claimed to have played soggy biscuit games as a boy.

On June 13th, 2010, YouTuber LifelongWeekend uploaded a video titled "Circle. Jerk. Soggy. Biscuit.", featuring a comedy sketch about a man who commits suicide rather than eating a biscuit with ejaculate on it (shown below).

On January 13th, 2015, BuzzFeed^[2] published a listicle titled "17 Soggy Biscuit Photos That Will Just Plain Horrify You," featuring Instagram photographs of biscuits dunked in coffee or tea. On May 7th, 2017, The Metro^[3] published an interview with several men in honor of National Masturbation Month, in which they asked them about the soggy biscuit game.

Search Interest

External References

^[1] Urban Dictionary – soggy biscuit

^[2] BuzzFeed – 17 Soggy Biscuit Photos That Will Just Plain Horrify You

^[3] Metro – National Masturbation Month

^[4] Fortean Times – The Soggy Biscuit Game?

^[5] BodyBuilding Forums – Anyone Ever Played Soggy Biscuit?

^[6] Reddit – "I went to a private boys school and was involved in soggy biscuit games":I went to a private boys' school, was involved in soggy biscuit games, ritualised beating (of all varieties), and rejected the sexual advances of masters.