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Villainy

IT IS NOT I AM NOT AN ARMCHAIR VILLAIN I AM PUTTING LSD IN THE WATER SUPPLY AS WE SPEAK. I AM OUT HERE AND I AM GETTING THINGS DoNE Most of the time when people call something pure evil, they're actually talking about applied evil.
IT IS NOT I AM NOT AN ARMCHAIR VILLAIN I AM PUTTING LSD IN THE WATER SUPPLY AS WE SPEAK. I AM OUT HERE AND I AM GETTING THINGS DoNE Most of the time when people call something pure evil, they're actually talking about applied evil.

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Anything

PROFESSOR, ILL DO WHY? THE PRIVATE SECTOR IS ANYTHING FOR A GOOD EFFICIENT IF YOU SLEEP YOUR WAY GRADE. ANYTHING TO A DEGREE, EMPLOYERS WILU DiscoVER YOU ACQUIRED NO USEFUL SKILLS IN COLLEGE EMPLOYERS WILL HIRE ME BASED ON MY DEGREE. WHEN THEY REAUZE IM UNDERQUALIFIED FOR MORE THEYLL HYPE SOCIAL REASONS THEYLL BE RETICENT TO FIRE ME. ON THAT EMPLOYERS IN THE WORSE MY PERFORMANCE, THE ME TO POTENTIAL BASIS THEYLU PROMOTEORDER TO REMOVE ME TO OTHER COMPANIES ME QUICKUY 7 IN AN EFFORT TO OFFLOAD A BAD EMPLOYEE F I PLAY MY CARDS RIGHT, WITHIN A DECADE Ttl Be CEO OF A MAJOR BUSINESS WHEN SHAREHOUDERS DISCOVER IM USELESS, THEYLL PAY ME A FORTUNE TO QUIT EARUY AT WHICH POINT I CAN RETIRE. PERHAPS YOURE WONDERINGI DUNNO WHY I DON'T JUST TYPE THIS INTO A ESSAY AND GET AN At. WELL TLL DO ANYTHING ANYTHING! PLEASE TAKE ME WITH YOU mbc-comics.com
PROFESSOR, ILL DO WHY? THE PRIVATE SECTOR IS ANYTHING FOR A GOOD EFFICIENT IF YOU SLEEP YOUR WAY GRADE. ANYTHING TO A DEGREE, EMPLOYERS WILU DiscoVER YOU ACQUIRED NO USEFUL SKILLS IN COLLEGE EMPLOYERS WILL HIRE ME BASED ON MY DEGREE. WHEN THEY REAUZE IM UNDERQUALIFIED FOR MORE THEYLL HYPE SOCIAL REASONS THEYLL BE RETICENT TO FIRE ME. ON THAT EMPLOYERS IN THE WORSE MY PERFORMANCE, THE ME TO POTENTIAL BASIS THEYLU PROMOTEORDER TO REMOVE ME TO OTHER COMPANIES ME QUICKUY 7 IN AN EFFORT TO OFFLOAD A BAD EMPLOYEE F I PLAY MY CARDS RIGHT, WITHIN A DECADE Ttl Be CEO OF A MAJOR BUSINESS WHEN SHAREHOUDERS DISCOVER IM USELESS, THEYLL PAY ME A FORTUNE TO QUIT EARUY AT WHICH POINT I CAN RETIRE. PERHAPS YOURE WONDERINGI DUNNO WHY I DON'T JUST TYPE THIS INTO A ESSAY AND GET AN At. WELL TLL DO ANYTHING ANYTHING! PLEASE TAKE ME WITH YOU mbc-comics.com

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Onions

BEHOLD! IVE GENETICALuy MODIFIED AN ONION SO THAT IT DOESNT MAKE PEOPLE CRY ANY MORE SCIENCE IS SO AMAZING IT WORKS/ STOPo THAT! Smbc-comiCs.com
BEHOLD! IVE GENETICALuy MODIFIED AN ONION SO THAT IT DOESNT MAKE PEOPLE CRY ANY MORE SCIENCE IS SO AMAZING IT WORKS/ STOPo THAT! Smbc-comiCs.com

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Spirits

F YOU WANT MY FORTUNE... YOU MUST SPEND A NIGHT IN THE HAUNTED MANSION/ WHAT HAUNTED MANSION? THE ONE ON GALE STREET? TS NOT HAUNTED THERE ARE SPIRITS WHO WANT THEY DONT WANT ME TO LEAVE? ME GONE I HEAR THEM THERE IN THE NIGHT NO, NO THAT PART WAS ACCURATE. THOSE ARENT GHOSTS. THEYRE YOUR EXTENDED FAMIUY THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUYERS OF SOONISH CUCK FOR MORE INFORMATION. mbc-comics.com
F YOU WANT MY FORTUNE... YOU MUST SPEND A NIGHT IN THE HAUNTED MANSION/ WHAT HAUNTED MANSION? THE ONE ON GALE STREET? TS NOT HAUNTED THERE ARE SPIRITS WHO WANT THEY DONT WANT ME TO LEAVE? ME GONE I HEAR THEM THERE IN THE NIGHT NO, NO THAT PART WAS ACCURATE. THOSE ARENT GHOSTS. THEYRE YOUR EXTENDED FAMIUY THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUYERS OF SOONISH CUCK FOR MORE INFORMATION. mbc-comics.com

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Shake It

HEY GIRL. SHAKE WHAT YOUR MAMA GAVE YOU WHY ARE YOU SHAKING YOUR HEAD? THATS WHERE THE BODY IMAGE PROBLEMS LIVE Smbc-comics.com
HEY GIRL. SHAKE WHAT YOUR MAMA GAVE YOU WHY ARE YOU SHAKING YOUR HEAD? THATS WHERE THE BODY IMAGE PROBLEMS LIVE Smbc-comics.com

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Origin

WAIT WAIT A MINUTE. DID I JUST DISPROVE MERMAIDSP BUT.. THEN WHAT DID T HAVE SEX WITH THAT ONE DRUNKEN NIGHT IN PUNTA ESPINOSA? Darwin delayed the publication of his On the Origin of Species" for over twenty years.
WAIT WAIT A MINUTE. DID I JUST DISPROVE MERMAIDSP BUT.. THEN WHAT DID T HAVE SEX WITH THAT ONE DRUNKEN NIGHT IN PUNTA ESPINOSA? Darwin delayed the publication of his On the Origin of Species" for over twenty years.

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Extinction

HOWS ITNOT GOOD.THATS NOT IDEAL, BUT IT THERES ONE SHOULD BE POSSIBLE TO (MALE AND THREE BREED MORE OFFSPRING OOK? FEMALES LEFT. PRECEDING A CONJUNCTION? REALLY? UNFORTUNATELY THE LAST MALE IS ONE OF THOSE GUYS WHO GETS REALLY RRITATED ABOUT IMPROPER SEMICOLON USAGE THEY ARE LOST TO US mbc-comics.conm
HOWS ITNOT GOOD.THATS NOT IDEAL, BUT IT THERES ONE SHOULD BE POSSIBLE TO (MALE AND THREE BREED MORE OFFSPRING OOK? FEMALES LEFT. PRECEDING A CONJUNCTION? REALLY? UNFORTUNATELY THE LAST MALE IS ONE OF THOSE GUYS WHO GETS REALLY RRITATED ABOUT IMPROPER SEMICOLON USAGE THEY ARE LOST TO US mbc-comics.conm

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Class

NO PHILOSOPHY OF BIOLOGY DOESN'T COUNT AS EITHER A HUMANITIES OR A SCIENCE CREDIT BECAUSE NEITHER DEPARTMENT ACCEPTS IT. YOU CAW TAKE YOUR PHILOSOPHY OF LOGIC COURSE, THEN COUNT THAT AS A MATH CREDIT THEN SHIFT A MATH CREDIT TO SCIENICE, WHICH OPENS UP A NEW SLOT FOR A HUMANITIES COURSE, WHICH IS WHAT YOU NEED IN ORDER TO GRADUATE IS SUCH A COURSE AVAILABLE? NOT DURING THE CURRENT DOUBLE-YEAR Fun Fact: "College" is an elaborate experiment to see if undergraduates can solve mazes.
NO PHILOSOPHY OF BIOLOGY DOESN'T COUNT AS EITHER A HUMANITIES OR A SCIENCE CREDIT BECAUSE NEITHER DEPARTMENT ACCEPTS IT. YOU CAW TAKE YOUR PHILOSOPHY OF LOGIC COURSE, THEN COUNT THAT AS A MATH CREDIT THEN SHIFT A MATH CREDIT TO SCIENICE, WHICH OPENS UP A NEW SLOT FOR A HUMANITIES COURSE, WHICH IS WHAT YOU NEED IN ORDER TO GRADUATE IS SUCH A COURSE AVAILABLE? NOT DURING THE CURRENT DOUBLE-YEAR Fun Fact: "College" is an elaborate experiment to see if undergraduates can solve mazes.

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Magic

WE DECIDED TO LET OUR KIDS ITS NOT THAT WERE BELIEVE IN MAGICAL THINGS. SENTIMENTAL PEOPLE AYYW ITS BECAUSE, ONE DAY ONE AND BY GOD, I Wll NOT OF THEM WILL BE ABOUT TO GO DOWN GENTUY BEAT ME AT A VIDEO GAME THER NO SANTA. TH DID THEY EVEN HAVE VIDEO GAMES WHEN YOU WERE A KID? S NO TOOTH FAIRY AND F AN EGG COMES OUT OF A BUNNY ITS BECAUSE SOMETHING HAS GONE HORRIBLY WRONG! mbc-comics.com
WE DECIDED TO LET OUR KIDS ITS NOT THAT WERE BELIEVE IN MAGICAL THINGS. SENTIMENTAL PEOPLE AYYW ITS BECAUSE, ONE DAY ONE AND BY GOD, I Wll NOT OF THEM WILL BE ABOUT TO GO DOWN GENTUY BEAT ME AT A VIDEO GAME THER NO SANTA. TH DID THEY EVEN HAVE VIDEO GAMES WHEN YOU WERE A KID? S NO TOOTH FAIRY AND F AN EGG COMES OUT OF A BUNNY ITS BECAUSE SOMETHING HAS GONE HORRIBLY WRONG! mbc-comics.com

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De-Extinction

WEVE DONE IT/ WHAT'S THE WEVE BROUGHT BACKBEST WAY TO )(-DINOSAUR THE DINOSAURS MONETIZETHEME PARK? THIS? TOO COMPLICATED SCIENTISTS OFFER FOR $20000000000 YOU CAN BE THE REASON DINOSAURS WENT EXTINCT Smbc-comics.com
WEVE DONE IT/ WHAT'S THE WEVE BROUGHT BACKBEST WAY TO )(-DINOSAUR THE DINOSAURS MONETIZETHEME PARK? THIS? TOO COMPLICATED SCIENTISTS OFFER FOR $20000000000 YOU CAN BE THE REASON DINOSAURS WENT EXTINCT Smbc-comics.com

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Failure

MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN ONE STRING OF FAILURES. PLEASE SEND HELP YOU MISSPELLED "FAILURE THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUYERS OF SOONISH CUICK FOR MORE INFORMATION. mbc-comucs.com
MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN ONE STRING OF FAILURES. PLEASE SEND HELP YOU MISSPELLED "FAILURE THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUYERS OF SOONISH CUICK FOR MORE INFORMATION. mbc-comucs.com

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In Your House

WHICH HOUSE? HELLO? IM IN YOUR HOUSE S THERE MORE THAN ONE? I KEEPA HOUSE IN MAINE AND THEN A SMALL .ONE IN FLORIDA FOR THE WINTER WHICH ONE ARE YOU IN NOW? TM ACTUALLY AT A HOTEL WHILE THE MAINE HOUSE IS FUMIGATED AH, YEAH, THATS WHAT THAT IS WHO GAVE YOU THIS NUMBERP SEE THAT? HE DIDNT YOUR HUSBAND HES HAVING YOU KILLED EVEN CHECK THE NEVER WOULDVE HAPPENED MY WIFES THE SAME WAY HEY, YOU WANNA GET A BEER? SHE SAID I WAS AT FAULT FOR AND THEN SHE LOCKED My KEYS IN THE CAR RIGHT BEFORE I WENT TO KILL YOU STRESSING HER OUT HA CLASSIC NO APOLOGY, I BET mbc-comics.com
WHICH HOUSE? HELLO? IM IN YOUR HOUSE S THERE MORE THAN ONE? I KEEPA HOUSE IN MAINE AND THEN A SMALL .ONE IN FLORIDA FOR THE WINTER WHICH ONE ARE YOU IN NOW? TM ACTUALLY AT A HOTEL WHILE THE MAINE HOUSE IS FUMIGATED AH, YEAH, THATS WHAT THAT IS WHO GAVE YOU THIS NUMBERP SEE THAT? HE DIDNT YOUR HUSBAND HES HAVING YOU KILLED EVEN CHECK THE NEVER WOULDVE HAPPENED MY WIFES THE SAME WAY HEY, YOU WANNA GET A BEER? SHE SAID I WAS AT FAULT FOR AND THEN SHE LOCKED My KEYS IN THE CAR RIGHT BEFORE I WENT TO KILL YOU STRESSING HER OUT HA CLASSIC NO APOLOGY, I BET mbc-comics.com

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Diet

HIS MANY CALORIES NA TINY PLACE?Y TMUST EAT IT BEFORE A RIVAL TAKES IT On the "Honest Paleo" diet, you eat like a caveman living in the present day.
HIS MANY CALORIES NA TINY PLACE?Y TMUST EAT IT BEFORE A RIVAL TAKES IT On the "Honest Paleo" diet, you eat like a caveman living in the present day.

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Hedging

WHAT? WHY? BEFORE WE START THIS DATE, I WANT TO MAKE A BET WITH YOU THAT WE WON'T HAVE SEX TONIGHT TEN TO ONE ODDS ON TEN BUCKSIF WE DONT, I KEEP MY EMOTIONAL HEDGING IF WE HAVE SEX, GREAT MONEY. WIN-WIN YOU KNOW, FIRST DATES USUALUY BEGIN WITH LIKES AND DISLIKES EXCEPT THAT IM NOT YOURE MAKING IT SO WE ONUY PAYING IF HAVE SEX IFI SEX YOU PAY ME FOR SEX. PAYING FOR SEX. IAM IM SUUUPER INTO SHAKING HANDS AND AGREEING TO THINGS. YOU? mbc-comics.com
WHAT? WHY? BEFORE WE START THIS DATE, I WANT TO MAKE A BET WITH YOU THAT WE WON'T HAVE SEX TONIGHT TEN TO ONE ODDS ON TEN BUCKSIF WE DONT, I KEEP MY EMOTIONAL HEDGING IF WE HAVE SEX, GREAT MONEY. WIN-WIN YOU KNOW, FIRST DATES USUALUY BEGIN WITH LIKES AND DISLIKES EXCEPT THAT IM NOT YOURE MAKING IT SO WE ONUY PAYING IF HAVE SEX IFI SEX YOU PAY ME FOR SEX. PAYING FOR SEX. IAM IM SUUUPER INTO SHAKING HANDS AND AGREEING TO THINGS. YOU? mbc-comics.com

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Bees

ITS TIME TO SOUVE HEALTHCARE TO THAT END WE ARE HEALTHCARE HAS THREE MAIN PROPOSING A FREE NEW PROBLEMS: OVERUSE, HIGH COST MEDICAL SYSTEM CALED AND LOW SATISFACTION DR. BEES EVERY CITIZEN WILL BE ALLOTTED A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF HEAUTHCARE, AFTER WHICH THE ONY AVAILABLE DOCTOR WIU BE "DR. BEES WHO IS A BEEHIVE AND ALUWAYS PRESCRIBES BEES. Dr Bees THE SURVIVORS WILL REPORT HIGH WE PREDICT A DRASTIC DROP IN USAGE DUE TO SATISFACTION BECAUSE, IF THEYRE FEAR OF BEE STINGS AND STING-RELATED MORTALTY NOT HAPPY IT INDICATES A NEED FOR ADDITIONAL BEES. ATA COSTS WILL BE KEPT LOW WILL THIS MAKE PEOPLE HEAUTHIER BY HARVESTING THE SWEET SWEET HONEY FROM DR. BEES BETWEEN IM A POuICY GUY CONSULTATIONSDONT DEAL WITH ABSTRACTIONS Smbc-comics.com
ITS TIME TO SOUVE HEALTHCARE TO THAT END WE ARE HEALTHCARE HAS THREE MAIN PROPOSING A FREE NEW PROBLEMS: OVERUSE, HIGH COST MEDICAL SYSTEM CALED AND LOW SATISFACTION DR. BEES EVERY CITIZEN WILL BE ALLOTTED A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF HEAUTHCARE, AFTER WHICH THE ONY AVAILABLE DOCTOR WIU BE "DR. BEES WHO IS A BEEHIVE AND ALUWAYS PRESCRIBES BEES. Dr Bees THE SURVIVORS WILL REPORT HIGH WE PREDICT A DRASTIC DROP IN USAGE DUE TO SATISFACTION BECAUSE, IF THEYRE FEAR OF BEE STINGS AND STING-RELATED MORTALTY NOT HAPPY IT INDICATES A NEED FOR ADDITIONAL BEES. ATA COSTS WILL BE KEPT LOW WILL THIS MAKE PEOPLE HEAUTHIER BY HARVESTING THE SWEET SWEET HONEY FROM DR. BEES BETWEEN IM A POuICY GUY CONSULTATIONSDONT DEAL WITH ABSTRACTIONS Smbc-comics.com

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World War 3

YOURE STARTING WORLD AR 32 SUT WHIYa HONESTUY WE'RE JUST OUT OF IDEAS The public's desire for ever more low-quality sequels reaches its inevitable and tragic denouement.
YOURE STARTING WORLD AR 32 SUT WHIYa HONESTUY WE'RE JUST OUT OF IDEAS The public's desire for ever more low-quality sequels reaches its inevitable and tragic denouement.

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