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samuel @retyart Follow i believe in my heart that pee comes from the balls, this is my OWN conclusion 6:59 PM - 7 Aug 2017

beth can't with this @bourgeoisalien Follow Here's the deal. I believe in my heart Jen Kirkman is a partially dehydrated chew toy paid to distract cats. This is my OWN conclusion. 7:59 PM- 7 Aug 2017

Phil Nolan @nilpholan Follow ) 1. Here's the deal. I believe in my heart that Mitch McConnell has several, if not all, of the chaos emeralds. This is my OWN conclusion 7:14 PM - 7 Aug 2017

beth can't with this @bourgeoisalien Follow Replying to @evepeyser Here's the deal. I believe in my heart Jen Kirkman is a KNOWING b------- agent paid by the Corncob association. This is my OWN conclusion. 6:36 PM - 7 Aug 2017

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This Is my OWN Conclusion refers to a series of tweets made in parody of a theory put forth on Twitter by comedian Jen Kirkman that Bernie Sanders was a paid "chaos agent" employed by the Russians in the 2016 United States Presidential Election.

Origin

On August 7th, 2017, comedian Jen Kirkman began a tweet thread in which she attempted to lay out her theory that Bernie Sanders was a paid agent by Russia to sabotage the 2016 Presidential Election for Hillary Clinton. She tweeted:

1. Here's the deal. I believe in my heart Bernie is a KNOWING chaos agent paid by Russia in 2016 election. This is my OWN conclusion.

Her tweet was shortly deleted thereafter, but a screenshot is shown below.

JEN KIRKMAN @JenKirkman Follow 1. Here's the deal. I believe in my heart Bernie is a KNOWING chaos agent paid by Russia in 2016 election. This is my OWN conclusion. 5:32 PM - 7 Aug 2017

Spread

The tweet was instantly mocked for the outlandishness of the theory, and soon, people began parodying the tweet by turning it into a snowclone that follows the template, "Here's the deal. X. This is my OWN conclusion." The first version of these tweets was posted by @sam_ianuzzi^[1] 45 minutes after Kirkman's tweet (shown below).

Armin Tamzarian @sam_iannuzzi Follow 1. Here's the deal. I once saw big foot in the woods and he made me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. This is my OWN conclusion. twitter.com/JenKirkman/sta .. This Tweet is unavailable

Popular tweets parodying Kirkman's inserted other popular memes into the snowclone, such as I Love This Woman And Her Curvy Body (example shown below, left). The most popular example, posted by Twitter user @leyawn^[2] referenced the Chaos Emeralds from Sonic the Hedgehog, gaining over 750 retweets and 4,500 likes (shown below, right).

pulisíc appreciator . @kevinmccauley Follow 1. Here's the deal. I believe in my heart Thicc Wife is a KNOWING chaos agent paid by Russia in 2016 election. This is my OWN conclusion. 6:53 PM - 7 Aug 2017

leon Φ @leyawn Following here's the deal. i believe in my heart Bernie KNOWINGLY collected chaos emeralds for Russia in 2016 election. this is my OWN conclusion 7:24 PM-7 Aug 2017

Various Examples

Juggalocialism @UweBollocks Follow 1. Here's the deal. I believe in my heart Zelda is the boy and Link is the girl. This is my OWN conclusion. 6:50 PM-7 Aug 2017

maura quinto @behindyourback Follow 1. Here's the deal. I believe in my heart that spiders are just large ants with pretzel stick legs tied to them. This is my OWN conclusion. 6:49 PM-7 Aug 2017

trail mix @lemonwOrld Follow ) Replying to @JenKirkman i know in my heart that beavis is butthead's son. this is my OWN conclusion. 6:21 PM- 7 Aug 2017

Trixie Felgear @Empress_Trixana Follow 1. Here's the deal. I believe in my heart the Saxons are KNOWING chaos agents paid by THE LOMBARDS in 772. This is my OWN conclusion. 7:56 PM - 7 Aug 2017

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^[1] Twitter – @sam_ianuzzi

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