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You Couldn't Make This Today refers to a catchphrase and parodies of a common trope in media criticism in which a person views an old piece of media, usually a film, and opines that its content would be too edgy to be accepted by modern audiences due to cancel culture. In February 2022, when a Twitter user wondered if Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction could get made today, others began to parody the phrase by applying it to more absurd pieces of media.

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On February 6th, 2022, The Atlantic writer Tom Nichols[3] tweeted, "I’m watching pulp fiction right now and wondering, 28 years later, if you could make this movie today." The tweet was ratioed, gaining over 290 retweets, 2,000 quote tweets and 5,000 likes in three days (shown below).


Tom Nichols ... @RadioFreeTom I'm watching pulp fiction right now and wondering, 28 years later, if you could make this movie today 9:29 PM · Feb 6, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Precursor

The opinion "you couldn't make this today" has long been a common take about old pieces of media, usually with a sense of humor that would offend modern sensibilities. Mel Brooks' comedy Blazing Saddles is often a target of this sort of opinion.[1] On June 30th, 2021, Twitter user @BudrykZack[2] joked about the common line, writing, "You could never make Blazing Saddles today, the actors would read the script and they'd be like 'hey, this is just Blazing Saddles, it's already a movie'" (shown below).


Zack Budryk @BudrykZack ... You could never make Blazing Saddles today, the actors would read the script and they'd be like "hey, this is just Blazing Saddles, it's already a movie" 8:59 PM · Jun 30, 2021 · Twitter for Android

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Twitter users were quick to mock Nichols' tweet in early February 2022, with many noting that Quentin Tarantino's recent films like Django Unchained and The Hateful Eight had already surpassed the boundaries pushed in Pulp Fiction.[4] Others posted jokes parodying the wording of Nichols' tweet. For example, Twitter user @Jav0lta[5] made a quip about how it is too much work to make a film in one day (shown below, left). Twitter user @missahaddow[6] then joked that everyone already knows the movie, so it would be pointless to remake it (shown below, right).

Noldo ... @Javolta Nope, far too much work to get done in 24 hours. Impossible. Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom · Feb 6 I'm watching pulp fiction right now and wondering, 28 years later, if you could make this movie today 11:57 AM · Feb 8, 2022 · Twitter for Android
Alexandra Haddow ... @MissAHaddow You could but it would be weird cos everyone already knows it Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom · Feb 6 I'm watching pulp fiction right now and wondering, 28 years later, if you could make this movie today 5:27 PM · Feb 7, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Nichols' tweet also inspired others to make jokes about absurd things that "could not be made today." For example, on February 8th, 2022, Twitter user @Lubchansky[7] made a joke using 1984, gaining over 1,000 retweets and 20,000 likes in less than 24 hours (shown below, left). Twitter user @Adequate_Scott[8] then posted a joke reading, "you could never make lead-based paint for residential use in today's woke climate," gaining over 440 retweets and 3,000 likes in the same timeframe (shown below, right).

mattie ... @Lubchansky they wouldn't let you write "1984" today....they'd probably make you choose a higher number for the year i bet 1:52 PM · Feb 8, 2022 · Twitter Web App
Tom Joad The Wet Sprocket @Adequate_Scott ... you could never make lead-based paint for residential use in today's woke climate 12:37 PM · Feb 7, 2022 · Twitter for Android

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Chris Hewitt ... @ChrisHewitt You couldn't make The Godfather today. It's almost midnight, and making films takes ages. 4:44 PM · Feb 7, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone
Kate Willett ... @katewillett Cancel culture being what it is, you could never make Two Girls One Cup today 1:40 PM · Feb 7, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone
Edward Ongweso Jr @bigblackjacobin ING you couldn't make jodorowsky's dune today 6:42 PM · Feb 7, 2022 · Twitter Web App
jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg ... You couldn't make fire today. Not in today's society. People would be all, "No, Fire bad" every time you tried to set something on fire 1:04 PM · Feb 7, 2022 · TweetDeck
STAN KIM JONG ... @elijahcraan Roman Polanski couldn't make Chinatown or any other movie that was filmed in America today 10:48 PM · Feb 7, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone
"Lice survivor." in bio ... @alexqarbuckle You couldn't make L'Arrivée d'un train en gare de La Ciotat today. Everyone's too busy taking gay selfies to be scared of a train. And you'd have to put a trigger warning on it 3:27 PM · Feb 7, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

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You Couldn't Make This Today refers to a catchphrase and parodies of a common trope in media criticism in which a person views an old piece of media, usually a film, and opines that its content would be too edgy to be accepted by modern audiences due to cancel culture. In February 2022, when a Twitter user wondered if Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction could get made today, others began to parody the phrase by applying it to more absurd pieces of media.

Origin

On February 6th, 2022, The Atlantic writer Tom Nichols[3] tweeted, "I’m watching pulp fiction right now and wondering, 28 years later, if you could make this movie today." The tweet was ratioed, gaining over 290 retweets, 2,000 quote tweets and 5,000 likes in three days (shown below).


Tom Nichols ... @RadioFreeTom I'm watching pulp fiction right now and wondering, 28 years later, if you could make this movie today 9:29 PM · Feb 6, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Precursor

The opinion "you couldn't make this today" has long been a common take about old pieces of media, usually with a sense of humor that would offend modern sensibilities. Mel Brooks' comedy Blazing Saddles is often a target of this sort of opinion.[1] On June 30th, 2021, Twitter user @BudrykZack[2] joked about the common line, writing, "You could never make Blazing Saddles today, the actors would read the script and they'd be like 'hey, this is just Blazing Saddles, it's already a movie'" (shown below).


Zack Budryk @BudrykZack ... You could never make Blazing Saddles today, the actors would read the script and they'd be like "hey, this is just Blazing Saddles, it's already a movie" 8:59 PM · Jun 30, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Spread

Twitter users were quick to mock Nichols' tweet in early February 2022, with many noting that Quentin Tarantino's recent films like Django Unchained and The Hateful Eight had already surpassed the boundaries pushed in Pulp Fiction.[4] Others posted jokes parodying the wording of Nichols' tweet. For example, Twitter user @Jav0lta[5] made a quip about how it is too much work to make a film in one day (shown below, left). Twitter user @missahaddow[6] then joked that everyone already knows the movie, so it would be pointless to remake it (shown below, right).


Noldo ... @Javolta Nope, far too much work to get done in 24 hours. Impossible. Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom · Feb 6 I'm watching pulp fiction right now and wondering, 28 years later, if you could make this movie today 11:57 AM · Feb 8, 2022 · Twitter for Android Alexandra Haddow ... @MissAHaddow You could but it would be weird cos everyone already knows it Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom · Feb 6 I'm watching pulp fiction right now and wondering, 28 years later, if you could make this movie today 5:27 PM · Feb 7, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Nichols' tweet also inspired others to make jokes about absurd things that "could not be made today." For example, on February 8th, 2022, Twitter user @Lubchansky[7] made a joke using 1984, gaining over 1,000 retweets and 20,000 likes in less than 24 hours (shown below, left). Twitter user @Adequate_Scott[8] then posted a joke reading, "you could never make lead-based paint for residential use in today's woke climate," gaining over 440 retweets and 3,000 likes in the same timeframe (shown below, right).


mattie ... @Lubchansky they wouldn't let you write "1984" today....they'd probably make you choose a higher number for the year i bet 1:52 PM · Feb 8, 2022 · Twitter Web App Tom Joad The Wet Sprocket @Adequate_Scott ... you could never make lead-based paint for residential use in today's woke climate 12:37 PM · Feb 7, 2022 · Twitter for Android

Various Examples


Chris Hewitt ... @ChrisHewitt You couldn't make The Godfather today. It's almost midnight, and making films takes ages. 4:44 PM · Feb 7, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone Kate Willett ... @katewillett Cancel culture being what it is, you could never make Two Girls One Cup today 1:40 PM · Feb 7, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone Edward Ongweso Jr @bigblackjacobin ING you couldn't make jodorowsky's dune today 6:42 PM · Feb 7, 2022 · Twitter Web App jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg ... You couldn't make fire today. Not in today's society. People would be all, "No, Fire bad" every time you tried to set something on fire 1:04 PM · Feb 7, 2022 · TweetDeck STAN KIM JONG ... @elijahcraan Roman Polanski couldn't make Chinatown or any other movie that was filmed in America today 10:48 PM · Feb 7, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone "Lice survivor." in bio ... @alexqarbuckle You couldn't make L'Arrivée d'un train en gare de La Ciotat today. Everyone's too busy taking gay selfies to be scared of a train. And you'd have to put a trigger warning on it 3:27 PM · Feb 7, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

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Quinton Tarantino has made recent movies that uses strong language and slurs and more shocking violence than he did in Pulp Fiction. That movie is honestly pretty damn tame and subdued in his career. But then again the Dead Paris Resident Storage thing is the most obvious scene that won't pass in the modern day.

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Mothman

I couldn't help myself as a sword nerd.

You couldn't make this today. The process to making real Damascus steel from "wootz" steel has been lost to us after the crusades. People who advertise "Damascus steel" blades are just making imitations resulting from mixing different grades of carbon steel together to make a pretty pattern, when in reality using two different kinds of steel just makes it weaker. Real Damascus steel had inexplicable carbon nanotubes and cementite nanowires in its structure, which modern smiths can't reproduce.

Damn crusaders, cancelling our swords…

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