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Dentist: Your teeth are so white Her: How white are they? Teeth: Yay! It's time for brunch! Dentist: Pretty f------ white G: a.valid_username

Dentist: Your teeth are so white Her: How white are they? Teeth:The south during the 60's Dentist: Pretty f------ white

DENTIST: your teeth are so white HER: how white are they? TEETH.OMG starbucks and uggs day is the best DENTIST: pretty freaking white

Doctor:Your teeth are so yellow Her: How yellow are they Teeth: eats a dog* Doctor: Pretty f------ yellow

Dentist: Your teeth are so white Her: How white are they? Teeth: Teeth *Drive kids to soccer practice in a Nissan after a PTA meeting Dentist: Pretty f------ white

Dentist: Your teeth are so white Her: How white are they? Teeth:l'd like to speak to the manager Dentist: Pretty f------ white

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About

Your Teeth Are So White, also known as Dank Dentist, is a series of image macros featuring a stock photo of a dentist examining a patient's teeth, captioned with mock conversations in which the patient's teeth respond to the dentist describing them as "white."

Origin

On March 4th, 2017, Redditor pigzit submitted the dentist stock photo captioned with the woman's teeth asking "Is Whole Foods still open?" after being described as "white" (shown below). Within 48 hours, the post gained over 1,300 points (97% upvoted) on /r/dankmemes.^[2]

Dentist: Your teeth are so white Her: How white are they? Teeth: Is Whole Foods still open? Dentist: Pretty f------ white

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That day, Redditor Ima_Grab_Yo_Snatch uploaded a variation in which the woman's teeth make a racist statement regarding neighborhood property values after being described as "white" (shown below, left). Meanwhile, Redditor FuckingSpinnakers posted a version in which the teeth "colonize half the world" after being asked "how white are they?," which garnered upwards of 3,000 points (97% upvoted) in 48 hours on /r/dankmemes^[1] (shown below, right).

Dentist: Your teeth are so white Her: How white are they? .The blacks moving into my neighborhood eeth: are driving down the value of my home Dentist: Pretty f------ white

Dentist: Your teeth are so white Her: How white are they? Teeth: *colonizes half the world* Dentist: Pretty f------ white

On March 6th, 2017, Redditor milehighdog posted the image captioned with "Your teeth are so teeth" to /r/dankmemes^[3] (shown below, left). Meanwhile, Redditor Fabool posted a photoshopped version of the picture with Donald Trump saying “Your teeth are fake news“ (shown below, right).^[4]

Dentist: Your teeth are so teeth Her: How teeth are they? Teeth: *teeth* Dentist: Pretty f------ teeth SURF

Dentist: Your teeth are Fake news Her: How Fake are they? Teeth: CNN Dentist: Pretty f------ Fake SURF

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Dentist: Your teeth are so meta Her: How meta are they? Teeth Dentist: Pretty f------ meta Dentist Yourteeth are so meta e Her:How meta are the? Dentist Pretty ckingmeta

DENTIST: your teeth are so white HER: how white are they TEETH: DENTIST: pretty freaking white Lets shoot heroin and blame all our problems on our dad

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External References

^[1] Reddit – Shit white people do amirite?

^[2] Reddit – I think this could make a new meme

^[3] Reddit – Teeth

^[4] Reddit – Interesting title

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Dentist: Your teeth are so white Her: How white are they? Teeth: Let's shoot up a school Dentist: Pretty f------ white

Dentist: Your teeth are so white Her: How white are they? Dentist: You have good dental hygiene

Dentist: Your teeth are so white Her: How white are they? Teeth: I justg Dentist: Pretty f------ white

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