Buzz Lightyear Has Been 'Castrated In The Name Of Marxism,' According To Conservative Critic Nick Adams

Pixar's new film Lightyear has been causing quite a stir for featuring roughly one second of women kissing. Multiple countries have banned the film for the smooch, and in America, where many conservatives have recently been causing an uproar in the name of shielding children from any depictions of or education about non-heterosexual lifestyles, the same-sex kiss is an apparent outrage for some.

Here is that kiss, for context:

what they are freaking out about btw
literally less than 1 second pic.twitter.com/09kDMJdC2s

— The Funnier (@Regularly_Unfun) June 22, 2022

While several conservatives have voiced their distaste at animated figures of the same gender kissing in a movie for children, none have been as hyperbolic as Nick Adams, a conservative Twitter mainstay known mostly for his right-wing hot takes on any major cultural event.

Yesterday, Adams expressed his moral indignation, saying that Pixar had "castrated Buzz Lightyear in the name of Marxism" regarding the same-sex kissing scene.

Lightyear is one of the most disgusting and woke movies to ever be created.

They castrated Buzz Lightyear in the name of Marxism.

— Nick Adams (@NickAdamsinUSA) June 22, 2022

This proved an extreme choice of words from Adams, as it seemed clear to many that the gay peck had little to do with A) the removal of fictional character Buzz Lightyear's testicles and B) the philosophy of Karl Marx. If Adams' goal with his hyperbole was attention, he certainly received it, as many were dumbfounded at the intensity of his apparent outrage.

oh damn https://t.co/eQJjyj5M98 pic.twitter.com/PyG2BfWpHA

— marty, (@ovtrvn) June 23, 2022

imagine how awesome it would be if this was 100% literal and this was a real thing that happened in the movie https://t.co/rYdxuJjUlz

— 🌟🧛‍♀️🔮🌟 (@moonprincsss) June 23, 2022

they castrated Buzz Lightyear in the name of Marxism https://t.co/kt0EplgC6Q pic.twitter.com/DgLqhsWiq1

— Hugh Brechin (@HughRBrechin) June 23, 2022

While many piled on Adams in the QRTs, perhaps the most relatable exchange came in his replies. There, a commenter typed, "Over a five second scene when two women kissed?! Spare me the fake outrage!" to which another wrote, "5 seconds now – how many later? At what point will you be outraged?"

5 seconds now – how many later? At what point will you be outraged?

— Lori 🇺🇸🍊 (@LoriMcSmith1) June 22, 2022

Though no one can be sure how many seconds of women kissing one will have to watch to become outraged, you can be confident in assuming many out there will endeavor to find out.