Internet Dismayed After Confirmation That Chris-Chan's Criminal Case Has Been Dismissed Outright

August 25th, 2023 - 5:56 PM EDT by Brandon Wink

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The Department of Justice letting go of Chris-Chan after they obtained Donald Trump depicted in a meme.

After two years, the infamous Chris-Chan allegations that resulted in the fan-dubbed "Prison Saga" have finally come to an unexpected end.

One of the most documented people online, the lolcow Chris-Chan had been seen out and about in May months ago due to their bail being posted, which resulted in pictures of them at Walmart popping up, and people being concerned about the "containment breach."

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However, following the release of the Donald Trump mugshot last night, it seems that many wanted to check back in on Chris-Chan's case, only to discover that the initial charges were completely dismissed without any new charges or pending items, meaning that Chris-Chan is completely free and out roaming the world again.

This, naturally, caused a wave of confusion and concern to spread online, as many are of the mindset that Chris-Chan should still be locked up for more than just the prior allegations.

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hue_bro
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in reply to toad_cat

Or he DID abuse his elderly mother, but left no material evidence.

Also, there were no witness, and Barb (the mother) has advanced dementia and can’t testify about what happened.

Chris probably got a competent lawyer, who told Chris to shut up in court. Then the lawyer convinced the court that Chris was roleplayong, being a dellusional retard who believes in the dimensional merge, etc

So Chris walks free

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