Meme Account 'Kim Possible Facts' Outed For Peeing On Ex's Couch, Accused Of Being An Abuser

With Twitter seemingly in its death throes thanks to its new management, we may soon no longer have the privilege of bearing witness to some of the internet's wildest microdramas. However, last night, a niche internet micro celebrity drama developed involving ex-girlfriends, Kim Possible and urine, reminding the site's truest capital-P Posters that there's really no place like the blue bird app.

Today's tale begins with the meme account "@KimPossibleFact," a left-leaning irony-poster with a modest but significant 50,000 follower count. Last night, he tweeted "why are women so cruel" in response to a tweet from a lady purposefully ignoring her boyfriend doing the dishes.

why are women so cruel pic.twitter.com/erF6qi9DF2

— kim possible facts (@kimpossiblefact) November 14, 2022

The relatively harmless tweet was then grabbed by Twitter user @biboofficial, another relatively well-known poster with 70,000 followers, who took the opportunity to reveal that she had purportedly dated the man behind @KimPossibleFact and accused him of living in squalor, urinating on her couch and abusing her.

you live in disgusting squalor mooched off me for months let me constantly clean up after you and pissed yourself all over my couch and screamed at me for being upset about it. it is so funny that you would post this. my abuser everybody let's give him a round of applause https://t.co/xBgeaDIIPA

— bibo (@biboofficial) November 15, 2022

This hefty series of allegations drew unexpected attention to Mr. Kim Possible Facts, who addressed the allegations by conceding the "piss part is true" but that Bibo was the one who had been abusive and manipulative during their time together.

not gonna fight about this with my ex from a brief toxic relationship that ended over a year ago.

piss part is true, but being called an “abuser” by the person who would physically block me from leaving the room during fights i wanted to deescalate is a bit on the nose. pic.twitter.com/5S1dsjOIjD

— kim possible facts (@kimpossiblefact) November 15, 2022

In their ensuing threads, both provided stories detailing the others' alleged abuses during their time together, but, Twitter being Twitter, the key takeaway from the drama for many was that Kim Possible Facts had supposedly urinated on Bibo's couch and publically owned up to it with the gem of a statement, "piss part is true."

piss part is true pic.twitter.com/jz8UfgpYr4

— dylan (official account) (@spiritnght2) November 15, 2022

stephen a smith voice

piss part is true, BUT https://t.co/I6lGajbn5O

— table for one at peter luger (@MostCrucified) November 15, 2022

“piss part is true, but” is easily one of the best lines this website has ever produced. instantly iconic

— boris (@boriskarkov) November 15, 2022

While it appears there is no resolution between Kim Possible Facts and Bibo Official in sight, their fight escalating to the creation of a new meme is a uniquely "Twitter" popcorn drama that, for many, makes the site so entertaining.

The crescendo of internet microcelebrities and toxic relationships towards a grand reveal of piss is the type of content that may well be lost should Twitter go under. Should it happen, people can still get their fill of wild internet dramas over on Tumblr.