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Shannon Sharpe's Instagram Account Goes Live And Broadcasts Two People Mid-Coitus, Sharpe Claims He Was Hacked
Another 9/11, another celebrity using the internet in extremely sus ways.
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Elon Musk Volunteers To Give Taylor Swift A Child And Die For Her Cats In Controversial X Post
The post, which some are interpreting as a threat, was in response to Taylor Swift endorsing Kamala Harris following last night's presidential debate.
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Gamers Have Difficult Time Fathoming Why They Should Purchase 'PS5 Pro' After Sony Announcement
Many gamers expressed that they didn't see the point in ponying up $700 for the ability to play PS5 games with slightly better graphics.
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Viral 'Walz's For Trump' Photo Comes From Distant Relatives Of Tim Walz, As Spelling Appears To Give Away
Social media sensed something was amiss when the supposed "Walzes" pluralized their last name with an apostrophe.
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'Minecraft' Movie Trailer Releases, Appalls Seemingly Everyone On Social Media
A trailercore "Magical Mystery Tour," jarring CGI and "Yeah, THAT just happened"-quality dialogue blend to make what some are calling a new benchmark in terrible trailers.
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Texas 6th Grader To Appear In Court Today For Quoting Riff Raff's 'My Main Goal Is To Blow Up' Meme
Apparently saying, "My main goal is to blow up" doesn't fly in schools.
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Nintendo Explains The 'Zelda Canon,' Declares 'Breath Of The Wild' And 'Tears Of The Kingdom' Are Completely Separate From The Rest Of The Series
While this is technically old news to Zelda scholars, many are taking it as a sign that the pursuit of crafting "canon timelines" is folly.
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Somehow, Controversial Figure Jacob Wohl Has Returned, And He's Running A Startup Trying To Integrate AI Into Lobbying
The bumbling felon, best known for pushing cockamamie hoaxes and running a robocall scheme aimed to suppress the Democratic vote in 2020, has returned for a cameo in the 2024 United States Presidential Election.
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A 'Lost Song' Mystery Has Been Solved, As A Demo That's Baffled Reddit For Years Ends Up On K-Pop Singer Tzuyu's Upcoming EP
Reddit's "lost media" detectives were baffled and delighted when the answer to a decade-long mystery simply materialized in an unlikely place.
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In What Social Media Sees As Potential Sign Of The End Times, Capri-Sun Announces It Will Come In Bottles
"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria," things of that nature.
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J.D. Vance Doubles Down On His Distaste For His Children's Love Of 'Pokémon,' Begs His Mom To Stop Sending Them Pokémon Cards
Republican VP candidate Vance has once again discussed being annoyed by his children's interests in an attempt to appeal to voters.
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Donald Trump Astounds Social Media By Dropping Advertisement For Collectible 'Trump Cards' In The Middle Of Campaign
"You know, they're calling me the 'Crypto President.' I don't know if that's true or not, but a lot of people are saying it."
