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In What Social Media Sees As Potential Sign Of The End Times, Capri-Sun Announces It Will Come In Bottles
"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria," things of that nature.
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J.D. Vance Doubles Down On His Distaste For His Children's Love Of 'Pokémon,' Begs His Mom To Stop Sending Them Pokémon Cards
Republican VP candidate Vance has once again discussed being annoyed by his children's interests in an attempt to appeal to voters.
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Donald Trump Astounds Social Media By Dropping Advertisement For Collectible 'Trump Cards' In The Middle Of Campaign
"You know, they're calling me the 'Crypto President.' I don't know if that's true or not, but a lot of people are saying it."
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Neither Kim Jong-un Nor His Family Are Jewish, Contrary To Baffling Thread Going Viral On Twitter
Did you know Kim Jong Un is Jewish? No? That's because he isn't.
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Kazuma Kiryu Stomps On 'Hollow Knight' Fans Hopes As 'Yakuza Kiwami' Takes Headlining Slot Over 'Silksong' At Today's Nintendo Direct
You're never going to believe this, but _Silksong_ didn't get announced at today's Nintendo Direct.
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Haliey Welch Has Begun Posting Pro-X Memes, Leading To Fears That 'Hawk Tuah' Is Pivoting Right
Somehow, Hawk Tuah is still causing discourse in August 2024 due to Welch's inscrutable posting.
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Ronda Rousey Finally Apologizes For Sharing Sandy Hook 'Truther' Content 11 Years Ago, And Many Think It's Actually A Pretty Good Apology
The apology came after Rousey was decimated about supposedly being a Sandy Hook truther during a recent Reddit AMA.
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'Megalopolis' Trailer Opens With Negative Reviews Of Classic Francis Ford Coppola Movies, Which Are Not Real And May Have Been Generated By ChatGPT
It's rumored that AI has now been roped into the ongoing car crash that is _Megalopolis_.
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Madman Does It Again: Se-jun Park Brought Pachirisu To The Pokémon World Championships
The little guy returned to Se-jun's team ten years after it made its famous appearance on his 2014 World Championship-winning team.
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J.K. Rowling Deletes Some Posts In Wake Of Imane Khelif Lawsuit, Though That May Not Mean What You Think It Means
As much as some would like to believe that Rowling is deleting all of her tweets about Khelif in a panic, those tweets remain active.
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Australian 'Trout Lady' Catherine Lee Faces Court Hearing Years After Viral 'Trout For Clout' Video
Two years after the "Trout Lady" video was filmed, the culprit, Catherine Lee, has appeared in Australian court.
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It Sure Seems Like Barack Obama Made A 'Small Dong' Joke At The Democratic National Convention
This is certainly a turnaround from the "when they go low, we go high" Democratic messaging of the 2016 election.