Rolling Stone ruined many a poster's day on Monday when it posted an article about people who get off on nasal swabs used for coronavirus tests. The nasal cavity, Rolling Stone explains, is known to such folks as the "nussy."

2020 is the year of the "nussy." Meet the people getting off on Covid-19 nasal swabs https://t.co/zem4H4iSxn pic.twitter.com/ghtsRDEzrO

— Rolling Stone (@RollingStone) December 21, 2020

If this sounds too stupid to be true, it is. Writer EJ Dickson grabbed a couple of dumb jokes where people use "nussy" in the same way "Bussy" or "Krussy" from the One Thicc Bih meme was used, but later clarifies that none of his sources experience sexual pleasure from the nasal swabs. Instead, they enjoy the tingly feeling of the swab in the same way one might enjoy having their sinuses cleared by spicy food or the bubbly tingle of a La Croix. The use of "nussy" was clearly a device to get horror clicks, and judging by the Twitter response, it worked beautifully.

Rolling Stone needs to stop trying to invent new pussies https://t.co/MAoX2J7A2P

— Vaccinerino (@garfcore) December 23, 2020

we need more kink shaming https://t.co/Jj5V7QfvgC

— functional moron (@MoronFunctional) December 23, 2020

i have zero interest in meeting these people thank you https://t.co/CPYP8xVZzm

— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) December 23, 2020

Luckily, fears of the "nussy" were greatly exaggerated, as nobody sincerely calls their nostrils that, and no one, to our knowledge, is getting off from COVID swabs. But hey, different strokes for different folks.