You may be tied to a chair and spitting blood, but goddammit, man, never talk.

Gamers are raving about yesterday's enormous update to the controversial survival game No Man's Sky, which contains expanded multiplayer options and a major game engine overhaul.

The ASCII art sensation returns, and its been working out.

When archaeologists opened an ancient Egyptian sarcophagus, a Scottish game developer made a gag petition asking people to let us drink it. 22,000 signatures later, Egypt's Antiques Ministry has stated, in essence, "what the fuck?"

A photograph of Celine Dion looking like a straight baller has people naming her new mixtape.