Jared Fogle Child Porn Investigation - Enjoy a footlong in jail

…leave the rape jokes to the internet, NYP.

Guys, guys, come on now. You aren't looking at the big picture. This is all a part of the Subway diet. Eat nothing buy Subway for years, lose weight, give children the bad touch, get sent to prison, and finally work out non-stop to fend off possible booty bandits in jail. Just wait til you see his before and after!