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nunown trans-hank-hill: This commercial for Charmin Ultra-Strong has horrifying implications. The fact that there is a security checkpoint for the bear airport (or should I say, bearport) implies that there are certain bears who have malicious intent to blow up the bearplanes. There are bearrorists in this universe that aspire to destroy things that these ass-wiping mammals hold near and dear that bear is naked

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nunown trans-hank-hill: This commercial for Charmin Ultra-Strong has horrifying implications. The fact that there is a security checkpoint for the bear airport (or should I say, bearport) implies that there are certain bears who have malicious intent to blow up the bearplanes. There are bearrorists in this universe that aspire to destroy things that these ass-wiping mammals hold near and dear that bear is naked

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imnotgivingmynametoyou

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Aug 24, 2015 at 07:30AM EDT

That look on that bear's face…he is 200% done

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