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Deus Ex Three Seashells


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Real-world bathroom toilet paper with the 3 seashells visible and present
The 3 Seashells Artifact G: Clean target player's asshoe. Any player that doesn't know how to use The 3 Seashells shall be ridiculed and humiliated "He doesn't know how to use The 3 Seashells!" Rob Schneider Illus. Azn Badger Aan Badger's Blog, 2011 28/29
i-mockery.com presents How touse the Three Seashells Step 1: Take two of the seashells and place them between your fingers to be used like chopsticks. Step 2: Using the two seashells, gently pull on feces to remove them from your /posterior until bowels have been completely emptied. Ssing the third Step 3: seashell, Scrape away any fecal remnants from your posterior. Step 4: Dispose of all three seashells in toilet and flush. *Important Note: Do not violate the verbal morality statute in an attempt to use printed tickets as archaic toilet paper. Any attempts to do so will be reported to the San Angeles police department. *please direct all questions about the Three Seashells to i-mockery.com
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Uploaded Oct 08, 2015 at 09:39PM EDT

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Three Seashells

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