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>I think it's a fire extinguisher
Tim: Hey Bob, do you mind coming into shower with me to me how to use a fire extinguisher.
Bob: Dude……I'm married and so are you.
Tim: No no no no, you don't understand Bob. [Shows directions]
Bob: Oh okay then.
[Fully clothed in the shower]
Bob: And thats how you use it
Tim: Okay, thanks man
Bob: Anytime [walks out]

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