Notes:

"Today it begins the countdown to end of the 'petista' government and the beginning of a new time for the democracy.

When I was six, I fought against monsters that were defeated and then they returned as giants. Lula, after being defeated in mensalão, returned stronger in the petrolão.

The Rangers united and fused their vehicles to build the giant robot. We need some thousands of Brazilians to do the same."

There has been political unrest in Brazil and this guy, Kim Kataguiri, is a young leader of an opposition movement and he was paid to write this in one of the biggest Brazilian newspapers. I mean, it'd be fun to smuggle memes and shoutouts in my own writings, but how can anyone read this with a straight face?