"Listen my child, down here in the Underground, monsters might try to attack you. If that happen, just strike a friendly stabbing. Here, take this knife. Don't go too far and be back before ten."
"Well gee, thanks mom."
"That is up to debate but sure, call me that if you want."

Some possible detials about Char-Momma:
Favorite thing to bake: Chocolate Pie
Favorite Hobby: Knife throwing
Like: Anything Chocolate, maybe a person or two
Dislikes: Annoyances, and probably the majority of the Human race
Possible Mother of the Year?: Absolutely