Notes:

This is a card I created as an homage to the Five Nights at Freddy's mythos, particularly "Left Behind" by DA Games. (The card's name is a direct quotation of a line from the song.) The card was designed to be awesome but impractical – if you can get five of your creatures to die at your opponent's hands, sure, you can make the opponent a sitting duck, but there are so many ways around this effect that it's not even funny.

The image is taken directly from the ending of Five Nights at Freddy's 3, so I marked it as a spoiler warning, "It Was His Sled" trope be damned.