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Anonymous (D: IkPlheAD) 11/11/14(Tue)09:38:34 No.57883 Story time, b/ >Be me >Be last night Smoking out my windom >See black silhouette running through my street into the park SHe's holding two frozen pizzas >whatthefuck.ext >Seconds later, group of 6 guys run after him "GIVE US THE F------ PIZZA" "THEYRE MY F------ PIZZAS" >Decide to check the park because f--- it Slanding on other side of the street the park is >See silhouette beat the s--- out of groupies with f------ frozen pizzas >FROZEN PIZZAS >4 guys on the ground, pizzabre stll cn some kung fu s--- >Two remaining guys take out knives >Pizzabro stabbed in the arm >Drops pizza >Decide f--- t" >Kick one of them behind the knee, he falls Stabs me in the leg IN THE LEG >l kick him in the head fuckmyleg jpg >Pizzabro beats up last guy >Guys run >Take pizzabro into apartment because he got f------ stabbed > Tell him we should call an ambulance "Nah f--- dat" We patch ourselves up >Bandages+duct tape-patched up >He gives me a pizza and leaves >Sit in couch thinking about what the f--- just happened >Got stabbed for a pizza "> Dj Anonymous (ID: File: 2014-11-1 Ehe 。) 11/11/1 4iTue)09:48:12 No.578835643 >-5788369572-578837018>>578837182 (1.28 MB, 1936x340C0) smy log >the pizza 口Anonymous (D:IHARD) 11/11/14(Tue)10:08:36 No 578837465▶>>57883761 325788377092573837870 File: 2014-11-11 16 , IkPtheA0 (732 KB, 1944x2592) 22578837018 Say what now

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