Phase 1: You have to wait almost two hours for him to be available. All the while really annoying yet catchy music plays.

Phase 2: When you finally get him on the phone. He speaks with a nigh on incomprehensible hard to understand accent while only using stupidly obscure words.

Phase 3: You have to slowly and carefully tell him your phone number. Your family's phone number. Your friend's phone number. Your citizen service number. Your bank info. The name of your first school in latin. The compressive history of middle earth. The complex mathematical formulas behind rocket science. And what you ate five days ago for breakfast.

Phase 4: If you somehow survived all of that. He starts using his psychic powers to overheat your phone and cause connection issues. Then he summons construction workers to work really loudly right next to your house.

"Thank you for making it this far. However, you won't be coming again any time soon."