Virgin vs. Chad - Piggyback Ride!

this entry is kinda becoming virgin x chad and i like it

The Virgin Mage
-Knows 3 spells at level one, deals 1d6 a turn at level 3
-Horrible hp rolls
-Horrible at RP, just broods and walks behind everyone.
-Characters backstory is edgy, constantly tries to bring it up when he's forced to talk.
-Tries his hardest to avoid any Female NPCs
-Meta Games constantly

The Chad Berserker
-Eats spellcasters for lunch, 10 damage minimum at level 1
-30 hp at level 2.
-Leads RP in the group, inspiring others.
-Characters backstory is inline with the DM's expectations, uses it to drive the story forward.
-Literally turned the DM gay.
-Doesn't need to meta game.