Tumblr - I don’t care if you don’t like tights, Dave, you’ll to have to wear them if you’re going to be an aristocrat.

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swingsetindecember tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it's a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like "1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? no. YOU'RE GOING TO THE 1980s" and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent nonlinear-nonsubjective "I literally made three- THREE- 18th century corsets last week. You can wait until one of them gets back, or you can go sometime post-1920s, because if I have to sew one more god damn channel I will literally lose my mind." "Upper middle class?!?!? You told me upper class! F--- YEAH THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!!" "How about kimoNO." Look me in the eyes. I do not care what you want. This is the 1500s. You absolutely cannot wear trousers." "Another court gown?? Here's a novel idea: go as a peasant for once in your life. Why do you do this to me? You're f------ sadists that's why." "Don't mind me, I'll just be up all night hand painting silk." "THE POLICY IS ONE MONTH'S ADVANCE NOTICE ON PRE-1900s WOMEN'S FASHION FOR A REASON, DEBRA."

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LinkedGaming

Mar 22, 2018 at 10:45AM EDT

Read the entire thing in the voice of Edna Mode. Am not disappointed.

"NO TROUSERS!"

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BiTronic

Mar 22, 2018 at 10:52AM EDT

I’d imagine that if they have the level of technology to time travel, they’d also have the advanced necessary to quickly generate disguises (like idk, hard light holograms or nanobot-woven clothes) and the only thing they’d need a consultant/data bank for is appropriate style for time periods

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